Fun With Roy
Maes Hughes walked up the drive was to Roy Mustang's house, In one hand was his daughter, Elysia. He knocked on the door. And in one quick motion he put her on the ground and took off running. Roy opened the door to see Maes running down the street. Roy was wearing just his pants. "Hi ya, uncle Roy!" Elysia said hugging his leg. "Oh my god." Roy said looking down at the girl, she had on a pink dress, and her hair was up in two pig tails. "I'm hungry." she said with a smile. Roy sighed, I'm going to kill him Roy thought banging his head on the wall. "Uh...Uncle Roy?" Elysia asked, unsure of what he was doing.
"Come on." he said, walking into the house. Elysia grabbed the back of his pants. "Okeis!" she said, smiling. Roy sighed shutting the door behind the,. Elysia walked into the living room. "Uncle Roy? Why is there a naked woman on your couch?" she asked. "Um... why don't you go into the kitchen." Roy said. Elysia slowly walked into the kitchen well Roy got the woman to leave. "uncle Roy, your oven in on fire." Elysia said walking into the room. "No! My food!" Roy cried running to turn the oven off. Elysia climbed into a chair. "I'm still hungry!" Elysia cried. "I hate your father, with a passion. I know how about we go and eat at aunt Riza's house." he said.
"But I want to eat here!" she cried. "No I can't cook you don't want to eat shit." Roy exclaimed. "Shit?" she asked. "No! Don't say that!"Roy yelled. "But why?" she asked. "Because I said." Roy said. "I'm telling my daddy!" she said. "I'll spank you." Roy said sternly. Elysia started to cry. "I give up." Roy cried, picking up the phone. He quickly started to call Riza. "Riza please help me!" Roy cried. "What? Find a brain?" Riza asked. "No! Hughes left Elysia and she won't stop crying." he said. "I'll be right there." Riza said hanging up the phone. Elysia was still crying. Roy started to slam his head on the wall again.
Elysia started to cry even more because Roy was scaring her. About 5 minutes later Riza stood at the door. She herd crying and slamming. "What the heel is he doing to the poor kid." she knocked on the door. She was wearing black pants and a purple shirt. Roy walked up to Elysia and started to sing. "I'm goin' find my baby, goin' hold her tight gonna have some after noon delight." Roy sang as Elysia stopped crying. Riza smacked him. "Don't sing about sex to a four year old." Riza yelled. "I hope you never have kids." she mu bled. "Aunt Riza!' Elysia cried, grabbing Riza's hand. She pulled Riza down and whispered in her ear.
"I think Uncle Roy hates me..." Riza stood up and glared at him. She smacked him again. "What was that fore?" Roy exclaimed. "She thinks you hater her, sir!" Riza yelled. Elysia started, wide eyed and started sniffling. Roy was taken aback. "I don't hate you." Roy said picking her up. He sat down on the couch, with her in his lap. "Really?" she asked. He nodded. "Now how about we go and get some pizza." he said. She smiled and hugged him. I'm to old for this shit Roy though grabbing his coat. The three of them walked down the street to get to the pizza shop.
A/N Time.
How that for the first chapter, and it only gets better. You know how everyone thinks little kids are so cute, and great. Well Elysia may be cute, but she's evil too. Making Roy and Riza watch her. She drags Ed and Black Hayate in it to. And Roy's couch, get's a trip down wet the bed lain. XD.
-Ember