"NO! I GET LINK!" Zelda pushed the other 3 out of the way. "ugh, I have to go gather the Spiritual Stones! So Sto-" "AHHHH!" Saria came out of nowhere and glomped Link. "oohhhhhhhhh! YOUR SO KAWAII LINK!" Soon he could not move because all of his glomp wounds, so he had to decide which girl would have him over for the night's stay(for recovery reasons). BUT he suddenly passed out.
"PFFT, YOU CAN'T COOK WORTH CRAP!" "HERE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!" Link woke to hear these words from a distance, he was in a recognizable place-Zelda's castle, He chuckled and thought Heh, looks like Zelda won XD he walked into the kitchen and rubbed his eyes in shock. There was SOO much food, that Ganon's final form could be fed for days!
Link started to drool with the thought of all of this breakfast that had been bestowed upon him, by 3 little perves! Thank god I have these crazy girls! Link ignored the girls and went straight for the pancakes. "Glad you like them ;)" It was Princess Zelda. the peace would not last long, HERE COMES MORE WAFFLES!...AND WHIP CREAM! Princess Zora and Malon ran and shoved their way through the door, AND ZELDA!
Zelda was shoves and slipped on a fork and uhh.. yeah 'accidentally' fell on Link. "NO FAIR, WE WANT SOME OF HIM TOO!" Soon a doggy pile was occurring, Link ran out of the kitchen, THEY WERE FOLLOWING HIM! He ran past the town and called Epona, he rode to the Lon-Lon ranch. He heard.. Malon singing No wonder she wasn't at the castle! "Hey Malon..., Why were you here and not at the castle like the others?
"Because, I'm not a dirty tramp!" Malon said and then laughed. Link laughed and kissed her on the cheek. Malon blushed and thought YES!1!one!1!oneone! And then Glomped Link so Hard that he'd be sore for weeks! Link felt like crying as the others came charging into the Ranch.
"Damn, and I thought this shit would be over!"