Fun With Roy

"What's so funny?" Roy asked. He looked at Riza, who was glaring at him, then looked down to see Elysia. Her eyes wide as she asked, "are you Mr. Boxer man?" "... Let's just have a tea party." Roy said, annoyed. They all sat down in the living room. On a dark blue rug. Riza poured 5 glasses of tea. Elysia started handing out cookies. As Elysia sat down, Riza stood up and walked toward the kitchen. "I'll be right back." she said.

As the others started talking, Riza went though the kitchen and came up from behind Roy, she put her hand up in front of her mouth, telling the others to be quiet. Roy saw Elysia staring at something behind him, he turned around to have Riza take his cookie out of his hand. She quickly ate the cookie. She stared down at Roy, triumphantly. "What did you do that for?" Roy asked, wide-eyed. "I was hungry." Riza said, sitting down.

"I'll share my cookie with you, uncle Roy!" Elysia yelled, with a wide smile. She broke off half of her cookie and stuffed it in Roy's mouth. Roy sat there in shock for a moment. "Oh that's so sweet!" Roy cried, hugging Elysia. "Can we play hide-and-seek, Uncle Roy? Black Hayate want's to play too!" Elysia said. "... sure." Roy said. "Auntie Havoc is it!" Elysia cried. "Damn it." Havoc mumbled. The fire place was base. Everyone took off running, when Havoc started to count. Elysia and Black Hayate hid under the couch. Ed ran into the kitchen and his in one of the cabinets. Roy and Riza looked at each other and ran up the stairs.

They ran into the bathroom and his behind the shower curtains. "This is my hiding place." Roy hissed. "98, 99, 100." Havoc finished counting. "Ready or not here I come!" Under the couch Black Hayate started to bark. "Be quiet or Auntie Havoc will find us." Elysia whispered, putting her hand over Black Hayate's mouth. Minutes later, Havoc's head appeared. "Found you." he said. Elysia and Black Hayate crawled out from under the couch. "Who are we finding next?" Elysia asked. "Edwar—." "AHHHH!" They all ran into the kitchen to find Ed on a chair. "There's a huge spider in there." Ed cried.

Elysia and Havoc looked at each other and started to laugh. "Do we find Uncle Roy and Aunt Riza now?" Elysia asked. Havoc nodded. They all ran up the stairs. "Elysia you go check in the bathroom." Havoc said, running into another room. "It's my hiding place." Roy hissed. "No, it's mine." Riza whispered. "I found them!" Elysia cheered. Havoc and Ed ran into the room. "You're it." Havoc yelled, hitting Roy on his back. He slipped and fell on Riza. "Roy!" Riza yelled. Roy opened his eyes.

His hand was groping her chest. "Uncle Roy's in trouble." Elysia said. "Shit." Roy mumbled. "You are so done." Riza said. Roy moved his hand, and took off running. Riza shot after him. "This is going to be so awesome!" Ed laughed. They ran after Riza. Elysia ran to her bag and pulled out some pompons. She raced back to Havoc and Ed. She handed some pompons, waving her own, and jumping up and down. "What about me!" Roy yelled, being tackled. They wrestled for a moment before Roy was shoved on his back with Riza sitting on his stomach.

She took a small gun out of her back pocket and aimed the barrel right between his eyes. "You know I love you, right?" Roy said, pathetaclly. "I know." Riza said, sternly. Roy closed his eyes just as Riza pulled the trigger. There was a splashing noise. Roy's eyes shot open. Riza fell on his chest laughing. "Got ya it's only ink! Did you really think I would really shoot you?" she asked, still laughing. Roy took a huge breath. "That's enough fun for one day." he said. Elysia yawned. "Uncle Roy I'm tired." she said.

Roy sat up and picked her up. "Uncle Roy, can we all sleep together?" she asked, with an evil smile that looked just like Maes.

A/N Time.

I know it's getting shorter and shorter. And I don't know how much I'll be able to update because there is only 2 more weeks of school left. And this is what me and my friend does during class. And I don't think I can finish this with out her, but I will try as hard as I can, to keep it going. Later.

-Ember