Coincidence? I Think Not…
(' ' Thinking) (" " Speaking) ('Kagome speaking mentally')
Sesshomaru pushed open the kitchen doors. There sat Ryan. He was whispering something into the ear of a blue haired lady. The lady was the first to see him and when she did her eyes went large and she immediately jumped up.
Ryan turned around to see what had frightened Tania. There stood Sesshomaru in all his glory.
"L-lord Sesshomaru…" Ryan stammered as he stood up.
The chair Ryan was sitting on tumbled over and made a clattering noise.
Sesshomaru looked at Tania then back at Ryan. Tania stood up straight with a look of determination.
"Gather the army together, only use our most trusted and loyal men. You have approximately until the next full moon to gather your troops. And make sure you feed that girl."
And with the Sesshomaru left.
Ryan looked at Tania with a smile. Tania looked back at Ryan with confusion.
"What was that all about?" Tania asked.
"I have no idea. I might as well do what the old man says." Ryan said with a shrug.
"Old man, eh? 200 push up's on the spot!" Sesshomaru demanded Ryan.
Tania practically jumped out of her skin when she saw Sesshomaru reappear out of nowhere.
Ryan got down on his hands and knees. (Calm down. This is rated T. No fluff!)
Sesshomaru turned and walked off once again.
"Believe uuh, me. He uh is tou- uh –GH."Ryan said in between pushups.
Tania decided that it would be wise to not question the Lords way of doing things...
(After a little while with much yelling and cursing and ignoring being practiced)
"Wind Scar!" Inuyasha hollered.
A light streak rushed passed the huge rabbits head.
Kagome had advised that they go get the last shard that Naraku didn't have.
It so happened that this extremely vicious bunny had the shard.
The big and fluffy white rabbit hopped around a little. Its fluffy white tail was the size of Sesshomaru and it was twitching a little. Its long, white, floppy ears drooped down in the cutest way. It's bulgy blue eyes looked at everything with innocence.
When Inuyasha had tried to make a grab for the rabbit's ears the rabbit had almost bitten Inuyasha in half.
Sesshomaru looked at the rabbit. He had seen Inuyasha's mouth water and he couldn't blame the hanyou after imagining the rabbit roasting over a fire….
Sesshomaru jumped up and lashed his whips down at the rabbit. The rabbit seemed to be crying out in pain as the whips hit its forehead.
'Awww… but it's just a wittle wunny wabbit.' Kagome cooed in sympathy.
'…Indeed.' Sesshomaru thought as he continued to whip out at the rabbit.
'Wait- I have a better idea.'
Kagome's mind fuzzed with the rabbit's mind. The rabbit had a major headache and an ache in its leg.
'Are you okay?' Kagome asked sympathetically, wondering if the rabbit could speak human.
'Of course not!' The rabbit hissed at her.
Kagome was thrown back at the rabbit's poor manners.
'Well excuse me.'
'Well, don't just stand around there you meddlesome human! Do something!' The rabbit moaned as Inuyasha's Wind Scar zipped past his head once again.
Kagome huffed as she felt around with her thoughts (I am not going into the whole magical world of Kagome and her imaginary friend…) and could feel the jewel shard in the rabbit's hind leg.
'Just wait a second and I will get it out.' Kagome thought with a nod of her… mind.
'Well hurry it up, I am not growing any younger here!' The rabbit told her haughtily.
Kagome rushed back into Sesshomaru's oh-so-interesting mind.
Sesshomaru, well really it was Kagome but no one else knew any better, flew head on at the Rabbit's leg.
His arm reached out and he could feel the sharp edge of the jewel shard. He tugged it out and fell on his rear end hard.
"Go ahead and kill it Kagome!" Inuyasha hollered.
"How did you know it's me?" Sesshomaru yelled in a higher pitch.
A little bead of sweat dropped off the corner of Inuyasha's head.
"It's not that hard to tell." Inuyasha said.
"Well, I can't kill it…" Sesshomaru said as he tried to keep his sword lifted.
"Why not?" Inuyasha yelled angrily.
"It's too cute…" Sesshomaru said with a sigh.
"Gah!" Inuyasha fell over and hit his head on a rock and fell unconscious.
'Now that my brother is taken care of…' Sesshomaru said with a mental sigh.
For some reason, even after the shard was pulled out, the rabbit was still its monstrous size.
"I don't think the villager's will be thrilled to see a white fluffy bunny terrorizing the people." 'Sesshomaru' said aloud with another sigh.
Sesshomaru conjured up a picture of a rabbit in place of King Kong. Sesshomaru felt like gagging.
'Pity the villagers.' He thought with a shake of his head.
"Well I dear say," The rabbit said aloud with a thick British accent, "I think I missed my tea time with Molly. She will be deadly sad to hear that I will not be able to come today. My, my, and she always makes the best biscuits."
Sesshomaru face faulted into the ground but quickly got back up. He waved his arms at the rabbit weakly.
"Yes, run along and have your tea now…" Sesshomaru said with a little sweat drop on the back of his head.
The white bunny hopped off to put fear into the hearts of millions…
Tea flew straight out of Sango's mouth and hit Miroku dead on the face.
"What do you mean we have to fight for some kind of war?" Sango yelled.
Miroku wiped the tea off his face with a sleeve.
"Sesshomaru said that we are to fight against the hordes of minor demons that attack." Tracey said with a sigh.
"Sango dear, this is for Kagome." Miroku told Sango with a huge grin.
Sango sighed and put her cup down with a loud bang.
"Fine, fine. Where are we to fight?" Sango asked with a sigh.
"On the northern half of the castle grounds." Tracey said with a nod.
"Who is fighting with us?" Sango asked.
"You and that monk." Tracey said, worry gleamed through his eyes.
"This will be one tough battle but we will do anything for Lady Kagome." Miroku said with a smile as he stood up.
Sango walked out of the room with a huff and Miroku walked after her.
'3…2…1…' Tracey thought as he shut his eyes tight.
"PERVERT!' A loud high pitch voice rang through the building and so did a sound of skin contacting with skin.
Fire-Soul-Dragon: Okay, okay, I am starting to get lazy… but I can't write anymore for this chapter or else the whole story will be KA-PLOOF! Yeah, I am just giving myself an excuse… but REALLY, the chapter after the NEXT chapter is supposed to long with details… none of this is prewritten so you shouldn't expect me to tell the truth. Hee, hee, hee… N'way, I have the flu so if you find snot in between your web pages… IT WASN'T ME! And I hope everyone knows this but Tracey is now officially a geek. I don't like him cuz he's weird. X(