Coincidence? I Think Not…

(' ' Thinking) (" " Speaking) ('Kagome speaking mentally')

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A/N: Well, if you haven't gotten used to it already, I switch my settings so often that there is no point in trying to remember the place I just left off at.

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The Story So Far:

Sesshomaru, the cruel and cold ruler of the Western Lands has accidentally fused himself with Kagome when he tried to bring Kagome back from death at the price of his half brothers sword. In turn many events take place and a couple of characters are introduced. The main problem is that they want Kagome out of Sesshomaru and back into her body. They have just figured out that Naraku is attempting to attack sooner or later. Sesshomaru thinks sooner. Kagome feels that she likes Sesshomaru more then she could believe. The reason why? She has absolutely no idea, they had not talked much or seen each other well, she just has an instinct that tells her to protect him and, even though he would never admit it, he holds the same feelings too.

Inuyasha is dieing from boredom, Sango and Miroku are as confused as Jaken is regarding his gender, and Ryan is having doubts about his real social status.

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Chapter 19

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"You fool! That was Miss Molly's best dress!" Naraku jumped up and squealed in a high-pitched voice.

Tea was dribbling off the Barbie's blue dress. No one besides Naraku was in the room, only a bunch of people on the other side of the door. All the people had one thing in common… they were all twitching.

"Mino! Get in here and change her dress!" Naraku squealed once again.

Mino pushed open the door and looked down at the Barbie with squinted eyes but immediately looked as if he was told that he was to take some kind of injection.

"Well? Hurry it up!" Naraku shrieked.

Mino twitched a couple more times while he went back through the door to get some kind of clothing for Miss Molly.

"Tough luck." Kagura smiled sweetly.

Mino stopped a second to stick his tongue out at Kagura then continued to search for a dress.

"Ah, Kagura, my dear. Please refill our teacups. I think a seventh cup would do it." Naraku called.

Kagura slouched as she walked through the door but didn't get by without a few snickers from Mino.

Kagura walked into the room but stopped immediately. Four men, resembling a tiger, a lion, a cheetah and a leopard, stood menacingly over Naraku. Naraku seemed to be unaffected by the size of these four men.

'I thought there were only three,' thought Kagura to herself.

"Kagura please bring out the map of the areas we will be fighting in." Naraku sweetly asked Kagura.

Kagura rolled her eyes as she went off to get the map.

"So, where do you want us to fight?" Kagura could hear someone say.

"When Kagura brings a map I shall point it out to you. You will be fighting in the western half. That is all you will have to worry about," Kagura could hear Naraku say.

She pushed her ear up against the door.

"How many men should we expect to go up against?" Kagura heard another one of the men say.

"About twenty thousand." Naraku said.

Kagura pushed her ear harder against the door to catch the quiet noise. Someone was chocking.

"Only twenty thousand?" Laughed one of the men.

There was a silent pause and Kagura decided it would be best to bring the map now. She grabbed the map that lay curled up only a small distance away from her and walked back into the room.

She could see that all four of the men seemed much more friendlier. Well, to each other anyway.

"They seem to be enjoying themselves." Kagura muttered under her breath.

The tiger smiled her way, "Yes. Its only once in a millennium that we get someone to call us away from the task of condemning people to hell and torturing them."

Kagura narrowed her eyes then turned and pushed open the door she had just walked through and went inside that room. Right after she heard the door click she pushed her ear up against the door once again.

(Hee hee, I could have written more but I need to post this up now, I had this written three months ago and I never posted it. So let me get back into the habit by FIRST posting this up THEN getting back into my Grrrroooovveee!)

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Fire-Soul-Dragon: Long time no type. So sorry! N'way, I will really try to get this story done soon so you guys wont have to be sitting there wishing for me to get my lazy butt out of bed and onto this chair…. Yeah, nothing exciting has happened on my part of the globe. Only three moreweeks of school! I am so beepin happy! What else? Oh! If you like Inuyasha, you'll love Bleach! I am now a Bleach Addict, seriously. It is REALLY good! Ha, Gin is so coolio. So far I have seen up to episode 78... the story has really progressed! I AM OFFICALLY 14! BOO YA!Just saying that makes mefeel little... no.. I am 16! Yes... 16...:D Yeah, I think that's all I really have to say. Keep reading and safe clicking! OH YEAH! 57 reviews! Oh, pretty nice! You guys rox! Without all your guys reviewing I would probably not even consider continuing this story! Thanks so much!

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RPFJC

Okay, here is the funniest joke I have heard in a while. It should make you laugh. Rated M.

A man and his wife wait at a bus stop. Their nine children were also waiting. A blind man came by and waited with them. When the bus came around there was not enough room for the man and the blind man so they decided to walk. While they were walking the blind man's walking stick kept on tapping against the hard surface of the cement. The man got irritated and turned to the blind man.

"Can't you put a piece ofrubber at the end of your stick!That stick of yours is rather annoying!" The man demanded.

The blind man turned to the man and said, "If you had put a rubber at the end of your stick we would have been riding the bus right now, so stop complaining."