Swashbuckling
Crack!fic just for the NEW Sasuke in Chapter 306. I hope you enjoy and do not find a plot in this.
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Sasuke stared down at his old teammates in unveiled curiosity. How ever did they manage to find him? He stared at Sai, who shrugged uncaringly and gestured towards Naruto, who was somehow still staring up at Sasuke in his Orochimaru-ish attire.
"Dobe, if you don't close your mouth, you'll catch flies."
That snapped Naruto out of it, for it was the first time in years that he heard his old teammate's voice and he was mildly amazed at the low pitch it gave. He continued to stare up at Sasuke.
Or rather, his bare man chest.
Sure, he had three years to build up, but this was ridiculous! The haircut made him look slightly older, so despite the fact that he's fifteen, he looks eighteen.
The lucky bastard.
"Hey Naruto! Do you hear that?" Sakura's voice rang out over the overly large crevice in the ground. Naruto strained his ear to hear whatever the hell Sakura was talking about.
And sure enough, he heard a low rumbling coming from the east. The rumbling was getting closer by the second, and Sasuke was staring towards whatever was coming in with barely hidden glee.
"It's coming." Sai stood by Naruto solemnly as he mumbled those words. Naruto jumped in the air, because his skills of a ninja aren't as up to shape as they should be. And then Sasuke made various hand signs to reveal what was being heard.
A gigantical pirate ship. That Sasuke had jumped on top of shamelessly.
"Sasuke, what the hell!"
Naruto finally spoke something other than 'Sasuke' while staring at the ship that was somehow on the ground and able to move like it was on water. It was so unbelievable, Naruto just had to look up at the flag.
The Uchiha fan symbol, he should've known.
"Sasuke, what is the meaning of this crap!" Naruto screamed out at the glaring Sasuke.
"It's not crap, Dobe! It's my dream!" Sasuke screamed back at Naruto.
"Your dream! Da fuck!"
"Yes, my dream! You got a problem with that!"
"In a matter of fact, I do! I thought your dream was to kill Itachi!"
"Screw Itachi!"
At that moment, the author had to tie his hands to the back of his chair to prevent any writing of Uchihacest. Yet, Naruto wasn't done yet, not by a long shot.
"Is this the reason for the gay pirate getup!"
"Yes, yes it is. I always desired to do this, to become a gay pirate. It may have taken 305 chapters, but at least it became true!"
"That is so not fair! I don't get to dress up as my dream!"
"What is your dream, Dobe?"
"I…I want to be a…"
"What!"
"A yoga master!"
"…And you call my dream gay…"
"It IS!"
"Yoga master…that is way gayer than a gay pirate."
"Shut up Captain Queer!"
END
I hope you seriously did not look for a plot in this. Today was my birthday, and I felt bored, so I wrote this just to show that I was still alive. It was really a parody of Chapter 306 I hope you all know. Now, I'm going to sit in my quiet corner eating cake. I hope you enjoyed.