What Did I Tell You?
Sora and Kairi were just hanging out on the beach one day, when Riku showed up and asked Kairi to go somewhere with him. Well, of course Sora said he wanted to go, but who listens to Sora? So Riku and Kairi ran off to some place. That was his girl, not Riku's and he'd be damned if he let him get the best of his girl.
Sora decided to go look in the secret place for the two. He knew that was a great place for secret things. He knew this because he had a first hand job in it. When he looked inside, he saw nothing, except for a deranged chihuahua who decided to try to bite his head off.
If they weren't there, they had to be at one or the other's house. When he opened the door to Riku's house… "Fuckin' Chihuahua! Sora said as he got his leg eaten. Sora then was chased, tackled, and humped by the Chihuahua. The dog's name was Ralph and he died two weeks later by a drive-by by Elmo and Cookie Monster.
Finally he ran, well more like did the no leg hop, to Kairi's house. "He's not gonna fuck my girl right now!" were the exact words he spoke before suffering head damage by a huge coconut and having his arms eaten by cannibal dolphins.
AHA! Sora started to get that sinking feeling as he realized what they were doing. It was not a love seen, but a birthday party for Riku's 4 year old brother. Sora felt like he could die of embarrassment, but instead he died of blood loss.
YAY! I got the second chapter done in like 20 minutes!
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