Author's Foot Note: According to Dr. Johnston's Clichetography, Chapter 5, pp. 123-127, The word cliché has been said to have originated in Ancient Egypt, and was used as a Holy Word meaning "Mummy F&ker". IE Boy, that Ramses 2 is one dirty cliché.
Previously on Buffy the Cliché Slayer:
"Oy, we landed in some graves." Buffy said.
"Blimey, Steve-0 has raised an army made up of characters from past chapters and challenged us to duel." Willow stated.
"Beuno." Xander admitted.
And now the shocking conclusion of…
Buffy the Cliché Slayer
Chapter 13.
"Emotional Problems."
Hi this is Steve-0, author of Buffy the Cliché Slayer, Scooby Doo meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Cliché, and the three original plays Death Orders the Salad, Title Pending and Stuck Here With You. I am writing this chapter to say that I have been having emotional problems and won't be able to update for an indefinite amount of time. I know this should make you all feel sorry for me, and forget about the huge time span I take between updates. This is a serious call for help and not a parody of chapter on chapters in which the Fanfic Authors use their stories to explain why they haven't updated…or is it?
Find out the answer to this burning question in…
Buffy the Cliché Slayer Chapter 14 "Chosen…To be the Last Chapter"
TO BE CONTINUED