AN: It took me a while to sneak into the program past the parental controls. Enjoy!
Deep Breath
One day Kairi was walking down the street and then she got raped in an alley, but that's a different story.
Riku and Sora were walking down the street one day when they heard very deep breathing noises and it sounded like there was banging on the wall.(AN: Not what you think you perverted little bastard) They didn't like the sound of it, so Riku turned into the incredible Hulk and Sora turned into the human torch. They both went out in search parties, but superman wouldn't stop fucking wonder woman.
The sound kept getting louder, and when they walked into the pet shop, it got louder. They(except superman and wonder woman) searched the little shop, but couldn't find anything except for some horny gophers.
They then decided to look at the back of the store, where the cannibal dolphins jumped up and ate Sora. Then they looked in the fish section, where it was improbable to find their answer. But then, after all seemed lost, they looked at a tiny fish bowl and saw the little house shaking and all they could hear was….(AN: Once again, not what you think!)A gagged fish tied up by Fishler and sentenced to die.
They set him free and he went off to join the fish army where he helped to defeat Fishler and his army of Koopas in the Big Tank War II. He was killed twenty years later in an arson made by a clown.
AN: Do you like it? I thought it was funny that he was killed in arson underwater!
Please R&R