Princess-Yama here once again.

I still does not own anyone worth owning.

Me hopes all is well in al your little worlds. Well, here is chapter three.

Enjoy!

Monday 5th June

Well heylo, yes, that's right it's Tai here once again, wasting even more paper- still waiting on that call from green peace about the destruction of the rain forest, it'll come, I'm sure of it.

Thus far today has been pretty crap, but hell, it's only 11 in the morning, so there hasn't been time for anything particularly exciting to happen yet. Yama is in absolute turmoil, he's run out of hair gel so his hair is a bit of a mess- oh dear God, it's like the worst thing that's ever happened to him in his whole entire life gasp- what a foolish boy.

I witnessed the cutest thing in the whole wide world this morning- which backs up my wonders from yesterday. It is official- well not official yet as I don't think anyone knows- Dai and T.K are in fact an item- I think. I should re-word that- to the best of my knowledge, Dai and T.K are together- there that's better. On the way to school this morning, while Yama was rabbiting on about hair gel (Rabbiting? Oh dear what am I talking about?) I noticed T.K reach out and grab Dai's hand, they walked like that for about 20 seconds before both blushing furiously and letting go of each other. I wish that I could hold Yama's hand, you know, like we could walk to school hand in hand, that would be nice. That may be a bit of a problem for Yama and T.K's Dad mind. I mean, now that T.K is more than likely gay, if Yama admitted he was gay too, then his parents would never get to be grandparents, which would annoy them I guess. I guess there Dad won't be finding out though, he's not very nice, so it's best not to tell him anything. Oh yeah, then when Yama and me went to Tutor, I noticed Daisuke kissing T.K goodbye on the cheek. It was so cute! I had to use all my energy to control myself from shouting "Phweeee!" at the top of my voice as that would have been rather inappropriate- Christ that word was hard to spell. So, yes, that was cute. Damn it I wish Yama was gay, but hell, never say never.

I did have a point to make, that's why I'm writing so early in the morning, it's not to inform you of the wonders of Dai and T.K- even though that is rather lovely. So, on with my point;

Bet you'll never guess where I am….

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Well, whatever you guessed, I'm betting you're wrong.

I, Taichi Yagami the great, am hiding out in the girls toilets in the art block at school. Yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen, Taichi Yagami has just reached a whole new level of coolness- you've really out done your self this time Tai, I'm most impressed, not only are you gay, but people will soon be thinking that you are actually a girl, jazz clap for you! I've always wondered what it's like in here, imagining like some state of the art toilets or something. I was wrong, very very wrong. It's almost worse than the boy's in here. I mean, leaking toilets, broken taps, and cracked sinks. I don't think the floor has ever been cleaned in here, at least, not since the 1960's at any rate.

I should get to the point I guess, you know, instead of babbling endlessly about the state of the toilets. There's more graffiti on the walls in here than there is in the boys. In the boys toilet it's pretty much just;

Insert name here is fit

Or

Insert name here has a small cock

That's about it in there, nothing particularly offensive. (Particularly offensive- two extra big words in one go- Go Tai, I'm so great!). The stuff on the walls in here is all kinda mean. Girls are mean. There's all this crap like;

Insert name here is a hoe

Insert name here is the ugliest fuck on the planet

Insert name here takes it up the arse

Insert name here is a dyke

Girls are horrible; I think that being in here has possibly enlightened me on why I'm totally gay and not bi-sexual. Girls are not very nice.

Mimi and Matt forever

Sora loves Tai

WTF! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, this is defiantly not good. Soar likes me? Me? Really me? Maybe there's some other Tai, yea' that could be it, there's another Tai, ha-ha it's not me, all is once again good in the world. He could be some foreign exchange student, from like, I dunno, Scotland, yea' I bet that Tai is a really common name in Scotland. I don't think we have any foreign exchange kids, none from Scotland at any rate. An I think I am the only Tai in this school. DAMN IT! I should have known, she hangs herself all over me, all of the time. Shit, this is bad. Maybe I should tell her that I'm gay. I think I'm going to cry. I'M GAY! As in HOMOSEXUAL! Meaning I LIKE GUYS NOT GIRLS- oh dear, lets not think about this for the time being.

Oh yea', back to why I'm here. Well, even though Yama was real nasty to Mimi yesterday- and he made her cry- oh God, Yama is nearly as mean as all the girls writing stuff in here, that's two days in a row now he's made Mimi cry, yesterday and today. I must hit him later for that as it is not nice to make people cry.

STICK TO THE POINT TAI!

So yeah, Mimi asked Yama out. I guess she thought he's mean to her cos he like her or something queer like that- I don't know where girls got the idea that guys are mean to people because they like them, odd defiantly odd. Now Mimi has locked herself in the toilet an I'm waiting for her to stop crying so she'll come out and talk.

This may be a really selfish thing to be thinking at this precise moment in time an all, but I am sooooooooo glad that he said no to her. He was polite enough to give her the whole "Your one of my oldest friends" speech, so at least he wasn't a complete cock to her. Shit, what if he ever gives me one of those speeches! I mean, I'm not a girl, so I'm smart enough to know what they mean. Oh dear God, I'm more likely to get the "You're a queer arsed fag, go fuck yourself." Speech, Christ, I don't know which would be worse. You know, if he'd said yes to her, then I'd probably be the one sitting on the toilet crying like a girl right now instead of Mimi.

I can understand why she likes him. He is after all tall and slim- yet slightly muscular. His hair is like sunshine, only more important- in my eyes anyway. His crystal blue eyes are so deep. Basically what I'm trying to say is that Yama is yummy. Yup, I think yummy is an excellent word. Yama is so yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Taichi is so stupid, tra la la la la la. Yes, I am a cool. But Yama, he really is cool, like the dictionary definition of cool. Also, he is the dictionary definition of beautiful. And head case- he is also a head case.

I'm meant to be in English at the moment. Doesn't really matter though, I suck at writing, so I doubt that missing one tiny little lesson is going to affect my life in any major way, although I don't think I went to English much last week either. Well, if you were given the choice of pissing about for an hour with your bestest friend in the whole wide world or going to English, what would you choose? Besides, pissing about with Yama in the summer is great as he gets really over excited- I think the heat goes to his head- he either gets excited or grouchy though, grouchy is never fun, but I deal with it because I love him. An as it is so hot, he rarely wears a shirt, which is just very nice in general as he has the kind of body that you just want to stare at for hours and hours on end- yeah, I'm sad, I don't care.

Why Is Mimi taking so long, I mean, Christ, I know she really likes Yama an all, but you think she'd be done with the crying by now. I am so glad that no one has come in here to use the toilet while I've been sitting here, how embarrassing would that be! I mean, can you imagine it? Front page of the school newspaper I bet- School football team's captain caught hiding out in girl's toilet! Yup, that's what it would say, then I would be ridiculed for the rest of my life, never ever living it down. People would chant- Tai's a girl! That would really suck.

I don't think Yama noticed T.K an Dai this morning, he hasn't said anything about it so I guess he didn't. I wonder how he'd take it, we never really discuss the possibility of gayness among us, so I don't even know what his opinion is on any of it…. Maybe that's because he's harbouring the fact that he is secretly gay an that's why he never talks about it- yeah sure Tai, whatever you think. Maybe I should bring it up in conversation one day? But then, if his opinion turns out to be not very nice, that would make me cry.

Note to self; Tell Sora I'm gay so she doesn't like me anymore.

Mimi is coming out now- finally.

I will write later. Love an hugs

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Short, I know, sorry bout that. I am contemplating locking Tai away in an institute as he be a little odd. Thank u for your reviews, I love reviews so please al review me!

Love an hugs

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