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Fights and Insults

Takes place when Neo and the agent are just about to fight

Agent: Mr Anderson

Neo: erm… yeah?

Agent: Morpheus never told you why You are here did he?

Neo: erm...yeah he did…

(The agent ignore Neo and carries on talking)

Agent: Mr Anderson…Morpheus wants you to take the box he gave you to mount doom and cast it into the fire to destroy it and its contents

(Neo takes out a small white box and opens it , inside are loads of blue and red pills)

Neo: No... my precious (Neo closes the box and hugs it close and tight)

Agent (after looking concerned for a second)I also know something you don't know. Morpheus is a hobbit, he wears stilts to make himself appear taller and Trinity is an Elf. What do you think of that?

Neo: (looks at the ground for a min before looking up ) I think you're momma dropped you on you're head when you were born

(The Agent totally loses his cool)

Agent: Don't you be talking bout my momma son, you don't even know my momma fool

Neo: I don't need to know you're momma when I've seen her, oh my god you can't miss her. She's so fat she walks into town wearing a yellow waterproof and people start yelling "TAXI".

(The agent looks a little pissed but Neo continues)

Neo: But oh my god, her weight is totally shadowed by her ugliness, she's so ugly that she had to tie a bone around her neck just so the dog would play with her as a child.

(The agent starts shaking)

Neo: And oh my god is she dumb, she is so dumb that it took her hours to cook minute rice… (Neo is cut off because he has just been smacked in the face)

Agent: (yelling) STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOMMA FOOL!

(Neo regains his cool)

Neo: You're right I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking bout you're momma, I feel sorry for you're momma, having such an ugly child.

Agent: say what?

Neo: You're so ugly that aint a haircut on you're head that's you're hair running away from you're face.

Agent: (shouting) Right, that's it.. I'm so gonna kick you're ass

Neo: Bring it

(They run towards each other and start fighting)

(Neo pulls the agents hair)

Agent: (in a girly voice) Oh my god you bitch, stop pulling my hair (he slaps Neo)

Neo: Bitch (he slaps the agent)

Agent: Whore (he slaps Neo)

Neo:Slapper (he slaps the agent)

Agent: Slag (he slaps Neo)

(Neo scratches the agent)

Agent: Oh my god, my face, my good looks, no.. oh my god you bitch (he scratches Neo)

(Neo is blinded for a moment and stumbles onto the track and is held there by the agent)

Agent: Ha...Neo you're gonna die... Ha

Neo: Panicking) Oh my god I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm young and I love trinity but will never have a chance 2 get laid by her, oh my god I'm gonna die (he stops and thinks for a bit ) wait a min… I aint gonna die… I'm the chosen one, I cant die.. (Neo then proceeds to throw the agent off him just before the train comes and jump onto the platform. When Smith gets run over he does a lil victory dance on the Platform). I did it, I did it, I defeated the agent, I'm so good...

(at that moment Smith steps out of the train and neo stops dancing)

Neo: shit... I can't be bothered (Neo runs to the phone that is ringing and gets out of the matrix)