Chapter Two: Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara TRANSFORM!
A blinding blue light in the shape of a phoenix smothered Yusuke's body and when the light vanished, Yusuke was wearing a sailor fuku like Kurama's except with a deep blue skirt, ribbon, tiara, earrings, and boots. Yusuke's brooch was a plain blue one that gleamed in the light of Kuwabara's room.
"My Jagan has gone blind!" Hiei shrieked in pain.
"Really?" Kurama asked curiously.
"Of course not, fool." The fire demon shook his head calmly.
"Man, I feel like a woman." Yusuke grumbled.
"I love that song!" Exclaimed Kuwabara, who then received quite a few strange looks.
Yusuke actually didn't look as bad as Kuwabara would in a skirt but come on! Imagine a muscular Yusuke clad in a frilly skirt!
"My job isn't very pretty…" Puu muttered under his breath.
"THE HELL IT ISN'T!" Yusuke yelled in a rage. "There's no way that we won't be recognized in these stupid skirts. Everyone will think we've gone whacko because we're dudes in skirts!"
"Don't question the magic!" Puu growled angrily. "No one will suspect a thing. They will just think you are the heavenly Detective Senshi that have come to save them from their sorry fates."
Yusuke shook his head in annoyance. "The only one of us that will be able to pass off as a girl is Kurama! And they'll just think he's flat chested."
"I AM NOT!" Kurama protested in his own defense, because we all know Kurama really wants to be a girl. Damn Shiori for Kurama being born a man! No wait… that's his dad's fault… but anyway!
The spirit detective gone Rocky Horror Picture Show promptly walked over to Kurama and calmly pulled the sailor fuku so Yusuke could look down a now blushing Kurama's shirt. "Nope. He's flat chested all right."
"Don't sound disappointed, Yusuke." Hiei remarked snidely.
"Yusuke, you pervert, stop looking down my shirt!" Kurama squealed like a high school girl and slapped Yusuke before running away to the other side of the room for safety.
"Kurama doesn't slap as hard as Keiko." Yusuke noted in surprise, rubbing his cheek where the back of Kurama's hand had made contact.
Irritated, Puu cleared his throat. "That's quite enough of feeling up man boobs so let's go on, shall we?"
"I WASN'T FEELING KURAMA'S MAN BOOBS!" Yusuke shouted in his defense.
"Now it's Hiei's turn." The small blue stuffed animal rounded on the fire demon, which backed away at once.
"Two words for you: Hell. No." Hiei let out a low growl to show he would rather die before becoming a Detective Senshi.
Puu shook his fist at Hiei threateningly. "You will transform like Kurama and Yusuke."
Glancing at the girly looking Kurama in his skirt and then the very wrong combination of Yusuke's masculine figure and the frilly skirt, Hiei then turned back at Puu giving the little fluff ball a "You got to be shitting me" look.
"You have to do it since we had to." Yusuke reasoned in mild amusement/anger. "Besides that black cloak of yours is close enough to a dress anyway."
"It's NOT a dress!" Hiei barked.
"I'll give you sweet snow later if you transform, Hiei." Kurama offered in a voice that resembled a parent trying to bribe their own child. But as much as Hiei really wanted some sweet snow he did not give in.
That's when the little blue fluff ball, also known as Puu, fluttered around Hiei's head and then whispered in a very devious tone, "It'll give you more power."
"Power!" Hiei demanded. "Quick! What do I say to transform!"
Chuckling to himself, Puu answered, "Black Flames, Make-Up."
Laughing evilly, Hiei threw his right hand into the air and exclaimed with sadistic glee, "Black Flames, Make-Up!" At once the black flames from the underworld forced their way up through Kuwabara's floor in the form of a black dragon and consumed Hiei.
"Oh my God! Look at what that shrimp did to my floor!" Kuwabara shrieked. "Shizuru is going to freak and make me pay for it!"
"Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for our mission, Kuwabara." Puu explained because in fact he could care less if Kuwabara's entire house burned down, just as long as he was still inside.
"Um… guys? The flames aren't going out." The redhead demon pointed out as objects around Hiei were starting to catch fire, too.
"Ugh… someone get some water to throw on him." Puu ordered and immediately Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara ran out of Kuwabara's bedroom and they each came back with a bucket of water and promptly threw the water on Hiei. The flames disappeared and Hiei was standing slightly wet with his fuku on, not very happy to say the least. Unlike Kurama and Yusuke, Hiei's fuku was entirely black leather. Instead of a skirt, he wore extremely short shorts. The sailor-like collar was still there but the top exposed much of Hiei's upper body and if he were actually a girl it would've shown a lot of cleavage. Then there were the long black leather gloves and boots plus a golden tiara with a blood red jewel in the center. You could say that Hiei was mildly irritated but since Hiei is so good looking anyway, it doesn't matter.
"He looks… um…" Kurama blinked twice and tried to find a suitable word to describe Hiei.
"Kinky and Sexy!" Puu finished.
There was a long drawn out silence in which all four guys took a few steps away from Puu.
Realizing what he had said, Puu glanced around nervously. "What! It's not like I look up Hiei hentai on the Internet!"
Once again there was a long pause, but Kuwabara decided to break it. "Hey, the shrimp kind of looks like one of the Sailor Star Lights."
"Be quiet you Sailor Moon loving fool." Hiei snapped.
"And uh… now it's Kuwabara's turn to transform." Puu declared, trying to have everyone forget what he said earlier.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke screamed in unison before fleeing from the room.
"Um… anyway! Kuwabara, to transform you must say: Rei Ken Power, Make-Up." Explained the little blue fluff ball as if everyone should've known what was coming.
"Yay! It's my turn now! I wonder what my sailor fuku will look like! Will my transformation be cool, too!" Kuwabara bounced around the room squealing with glee like a junior high school girl.
"SHUT UP AND SAY IT BEFORE I GO INSANE!" Puu hollered at the top of his little lungs.
Obediently, Kuwabara followed Puu's instructions. "Rei Ken Power! Make! Up!" Kuwabara exclaimed dramatically just like the real Sailor Senshi would've done. And with a pathetic flash of yellow light, Kuwabara was transformed.
Not that anybody cares.
In fact, Kuwabara looked more like he was wearing a tutu than a sailor fuku. So to save me time and effort, you all can just imagine what Kuwabara looks like yourself, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Finally, Puu cleared his throat and declared in a voice that commanded authority, "For our first mission…" The stuffed animal wanna-be paused to think for a moment and then continued dramatically. "We shall hunt down Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke for running away. Then! We will go fight the demons and fulfill our true mission. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"KA… ZU… MA…!" Came the angry and furious voice of Kuwabara's older sister. "WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HOLE IN YOUR FLOOR AND WHY ARE ROSE PETALS EVERYWHERE!"
"Uh oh… every man for himself!" Puu cried out and disappeared into spandex space.
To Be Continued
Yes, I know. I must be shot and condemned to an eternity in hell for not updating in so long.