Chapter Three: Ice Cream Trucks and Demons

Welcome back to the story entitled: "On a Demon's Day Off"! We last left off at a convenient cliffhanger just to spite the readers, not that any of them reviewed. But after Kuwabara managed to escape the wrath of his smoking, alcoholic drinking, and sixth sensing older sister in a scene that you won't even be seeing, the stupid character that most people hate found his self in the park.

"Ku-ra-ma! U-ra-me-shi! Hi-ei! Puuuuu!" Kuwabara called out to his missing teammates in vain. "Where are you?"

Scanning the nearby benches where there was obviously no one there, Kuwabara saw the bushes rustle and kneeled down for a closer look. Concealed within the leaves of the bush was a small mysterious figure. "Puu?" Kuwabara asked hesitantly.

"Pikachu!" Pikachu exclaimed cheerfully with its red cheeks sparking slightly.

"WTF! What's Pikachu doing in a Yu Yu Hakusho fic!" Kuwabara demanded the small pokemon to answer, even though there are Sailor Moon elements in this story as well.

"I'm obviously not a plot point or a significant bad guy later in this story." Pikachu rolled its brown eyes sarcastically.

"Nah, of course not. You're too cute." Kuwabara smiled stupidly and hugged the yellow electric pokemon.

"Idiot…" Pikachu muttered and then scampered away to start up a pokemon Nazi army that would have Yu-Gi-Oh card burnings and ally themselves with the fake rubber monsters from Power Rangers.

"KUWABARA!" A random voice shouted to draw Kuwabara's attention away from the cute pokemon he had just come across.

Spinning around dramatically, Kuwabara came face to face with Puu. "What do you want Puu?"

"I want you to forget the plot point you just saw and help me find Yusuke and the others." Puu ordered.

"But where could they all be?" Kuwabara asked aloud, forgetting that he was standing in the middle of a park wearing a tutu and talking to a stuffed animal. People were starting to stare…

That's when he heard a faint noise coming closer. It was a cheerful melody playing at a rapid speed, like a chipmunk on crack. It was… a speeding ice cream truck!

"MWAHAHAHAHAH! No stupid human can stop me now!" Hiei declared and sped past Kuwabara and Puu in a hijacked ice cream truck, nearly hitting a tall, lean guy with dark brown hair.

"That's the second time I've almost gotten run over by an ice cream truck!" The random guy exclaimed, throwing his arms up into the air.

"Who're you?" Kuwabara asked the random guy.

However, Puu answered before the guy could. "He's just the authoress' boyfriend; Hiei's really going to get it now." The tune of the speeding ice cream truck was beginning to fade and Puu jerked his tiny paw in the direction Hiei had gone. "After him!"

At that very moment, the ice cream truck was struck by lightning as revenge by the authoress. "Holy shit!" Kuwabara exclaimed.

Then Hiei emerged from the sizzling ice cream truck, cursing and twitching from the electrical shock. "Damn you, Yoshiko…"

That's when Yusuke and Kurama stepped out of a nearby shop to see what the commotion was about. Puu fluttered up to Hiei, Yusuke, and Kurama. "Where were you guys! Never mind, I don't care! We've got a mission to complete."

Before any of them could ask a question, a woman shrieked in fright, alerting our favorite foursome (Ew! Minus Kuwabara, that is!) A swarm of demons were flooding into the town square, attacking innocent bystanders… standing by the square.

"The square is fair teeming with goblins!" Kurama exclaimed as if he were in the Fellowship of the Ring.

"Now, everyone! Transform, damn it!" Puu ordered. They all nodded with a determined look on their faces.

"Thorny Rose Power, Make-up!" Kurama shouted in his sexy Megumi Ogata voice. A flurry of soft rose petals from the rose brooch that had suddenly appeared on Kurama's bosom, surrounded him. The petals fused together to become the elastic material of the main fuku and a rose red skirt sprouted from Kurama's waste. More petals fused together to become the sleek white gloves and shiny red high heels, while the red jeweled-tiara, choker, and earrings appeared in a small flash of light. Then to finish the transformation, the red-haired fox demon struck a pose in front of a large rose symbol while the remaining petals fell to the ground.

"Yusuke Power, Make-up!" Yusuke yelled, enthusiastically. A blinding wave of brilliantly blue spirit energy burst forth, swallowing Yusuke. The sailor fuku appeared first, and then encircled Yusuke's masculine hips with a deep blue skirt. A white fabric appeared at the tip of Yusuke's fingers and stretched all the way down to his elbows. His dark blue boots appeared in the same way, all the way up to his knees. The tiara, earrings, and choker appeared in a small glimmer of blue spirit energy. Finally, Yusuke struck a pose and the light of his spirit energy faded.

"Black Flames, Make-up!" Hiei exclaimed with sadistic glee. An opening in the earth connected this world to Hell, unleashing the black flames of darkness. Unfortunately, some poor guy fell in the opening and burned to death. But for all we know he could've been a bad guy! Anyway, Hiei's clothes burned in the extreme heat and disappeared into ash. Instead, the dark flames surrounded his torso and lower body, forming the tough black leather of Hiei's sailor fuku. His black gloves stretched past his elbows and his black boots went past his knees. A blood red jewel appeared in the center of Hiei's forehead, right on top of his jagan, and the golden tiara circled Hiei's spiky head.

You have to admit; Hiei's transformation was really the only kick-ass one.

"Rei Ken Power, Make-up!" Kuwabara declared a little too enthusiastically. Once again, we are skipping his transformation because it's disgusting to even think about. Remember, I do this because I care about my reader's mental well-being.

Hiei paused and eyed Puu suspiciously. "Do you have a weird fetish or something, fluff ball? My transformation was the only one that removed my clothes."

Puu looked away and whistled innocently. He definitely looked up anime hentai in his spare time, just like Yusuke probably did.

"Um… guys, everyone's already dead." Yusuke looked around at all the dead bodies and laughed nervously. "We must've taken too long transforming."

Oops….

TO BE CONTINUED