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FAMILY MATTERS

"Everyone Hates Steve"

One day in Chicago the Winslow family were all busy. Laura was working on her senior exit project, Eddie was practicing basketball, and Carl was doing taxes. Laura had just finished her final product when Steve busted into the house with a glass of acid. Steve walked towards Laura but tripped and spilled the acid all over her project and burned it, Steve said "did I do that".

Laura yelled at Steve for 5 minutes and told him to get lost so Steve went into the kitchen to Carl to help him shred paper. For a while Steve was doing well until he shredded Carl's tax paper by mistake and said "look what you did". Carl had a nervous fit and told Steve to get lost so Steve went outside to Eddie to help.

Steve tried to shoot the ball but made the ball go into the street and it got ran over by a car. Ed said "that's my Michael Jordan ball the championship year", Eddie told Steve to leave and never come back. After being yelled at all day Steve went to the bar for a couple of drinks and ended up drinking 8 glasses of booze. Steve was obviously drunk so he was not thinking straight.

Steve went out to his car and started to drive home. Steve swerved and steered himself right into a tree. The Winslow's were all at home when they got a call from the hospital informing them Steve was in the hospital suffering from multiple broken bones and a punctured lung.

When the Winslow's arrived at the hospital they were directed to Steve's room. Once they got to his room they saw that he was in a body cast suspended watching T.V. Steve saw the Winslow's and said "hi Im surprised you cared enough to come and see me". The Winslow's started to feel guilty and apologized to Steve.

Steve's doctor walks in and tells Steve what's going on. The doctor explains to Steve that he is going to have lung surgery at 9:00 in the morning. Steve says "good Golly surgery I cant do surgery" and the doctor says "it's necessary that you do it" then she left. The Winslow's tried to comfort him but it did not work, he was determined to get out of there.

That night After the Winslow's left Steve had a nightmare. Steve dreamed that Dr. Dre was doing his surgery and had a party in the operating room. Steve woke up after surgery to find himself with breast implants and he started to scream, that's when he woke up from his dream. Steve said "there not cutting me and have a party over my dead body….I take that back".

At 3:00 in the morning Steve had broken out of his body cast. Steve had a plan to get out of the hospital so Steve took a doctors surgery gown and walked out of his room. Steve was a couple of feet from the door when a doctor grabbed him and said "Ms. Jones is having her baby".

Steve had gone into the delivery room and at the sight of the lady he tried to run but the doctor grabbed him. Not knowing what he was doing Steve attempted to deliver the baby. He said "push push you can do it" then he saw the baby's head pop out and he fainted. After he woke up the baby had been delivered.

After that he had realized that childbirth is much worst than surgery but it had to be done. Steve went back into his body cast in time for the doctor to put him asleep and on he went into the surgery room.

After 5 hours of surgery the lung had been fixed and Steve came out to meet the Winslows. The family all gave him a hug. The family all apologized to him, Steve said "no problem lets all go out to settle our debts".

THE END