Chapter 26: No Way Out Pt.1
It's No Way Out, and there were a lot of personal vendettas again, and a lot of issues needed to be solved, first up Jeff Hardy tries to regain Trish from the clutches of the Dangerous Alliance, as he battles CM Punk in a ladder match.
Backstage the Dangerous Alliance pumped up CM Punk, as Trish watched on, tied up to a chair.
"Alright Punk, everything rests on you now, this is all on you, you have to get the job done, you understand?" Paul E. said as Punk nodded. "Good, now Doane, Snitsky would you please take Ms. Stratus to the cage which positioned where I want it. Now Trish I'm going to allow you to walk on your own power." Trish didn't look at him, she had a look of disgust, and didn't want to get up, as if she could because she was still tied up. "Come on Trish, get up and walk." Trish stayed seated, so Paul E. moved his head and Snitsky put his boot to Trish's face and pushed her down with his boot. Trish was down still tied to the chair, Doane and Snitsky just dragged her out of the room.
In the arena, CM Punk made his way to the ring followed by Paul E. and Tomko right behind him for some reason.
"The following contest is a ladder match, making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Paul E. Dangerously and Tyson Tomko, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 240 pounds, CM Punk!" Lilian announced.
Punk got in with Tomko and Paul E. Punk looked up at the key that dangled up top, Punk then climbed on the top rope, Tomko followed and got to the corner, Punk climbed up on his shoulders, and started moving his fists in a cartoonish way, acting tough with Tomko, as Jeff Hardy made his way towards the ring, he didn't care about anything except for the match at hand, he slowly made his way, going under the ladder on the ramp. Paul E. grabbed the mic as Jeff waited on the floor, and Punk was in the ring waiting as well.
"Alright Jeff, this is your final chance, it's in the contract, now to reveal to where Trish is, all you have to do is turn around." Jeff turned around and looked up and on top of the tron was Trish in the cage with Snitsky and Doane, they were about 20 feet up on top of the tron and there was a ladder that made it way towards it. "All you have to do Jeff is climb up, get the key, climb up the tron, unlock the door, and she must be out of the cage for you to win, good luck."
Punk went out and they started fighting, trading right hands, Hardy got the advantage, he grabbed Punk and rammed him into the ladder on the floor and knocked the ladder down. With Punk down, Hardy got the ladder and put it in the ring, he set it under the key and started to climb up the ladder, Punk ran in and grabbed Jeff's ankle and pulled him down. Punk hit some right hands and forearms. He got him in the corner, Jeff was down in the corner, Punk started to face wash him, he went off the ropes, and hit a low kick to the face. Punk went for the ladder, he went to climb up, he reached but Jeff dropkicked the ladder from under him and down he went. Jeff grabbed the ladder and started to drive the ladder into the chest of Punk.
"Jeff Hardy has a big obstacle in his path, everytime he thinks he has a chance, Paul E. makes it a little harder, and a lot more tougher for him to get Trish back."
Jeff had Punk down, so he set the ladder again, and went to climb up, Tomko got in and grabbed Jeff down, Tomko hit a big boot on Jeff knocking him down. Punk started to get up and grabbed Jeff, he set him up and hit a double underhook backbreaker A.K.A "Welcome to Chicago Mother!" Punk climbed up the ladder but was struggling still feeling the effects of the ladder being driven into him. Jeff started to get up, and met Punk up top of the ladder, Hardy hit a few right hands, he hooked Punk for a suplex, but Punk blocked it and then started to drive Jeff's head into the top of the ladder, and then Punk jumped over and hit a sunset flip power bomb and both men were down. Punk was the first one to get up, and he went up and was close to the key, but Jeff climbed behind him and Punk was on his shoulders and they were up top the ladder, Jeff then fell backwards taking him and Punk down with an electric chair drop form about 10 ft and they were down again.
"Both men are down again, 2 straight drops from the top of the ladder, and we're still early in this match."
Jeff then set the ladder in the corner, Punk was down, and Hardy went up the ladder, setting up for something but he took too long, and Punk got up and got him down, then hit a DDT. Punk then climbed up the ladder, he looked down and threw up an "X" before jumping and delivering a leg drop but Hardy moved and Punk landed on his ass compressing his spine and both were down again.
"Punk took a chance and it failed."
Hardy got up and grabbed the ladder; he then dropped it on Punk's back. Then Hardy set the ladder under the key, he started to climb again, Punk somehow was up and climbed the other side of the ladder. They exchanged right hands and Punk got the advantage again, he grabbed the head of Hardy and gave a huge bulldog off the top of the ladder. Punk got up and climbed up the ladder and was inches away from the key but Hardy got up and pushed the ladder and Punk fell all the way over the top and out of the ring. Paul E. and Tomko came over quickly and tended to him. Hardy took the chance and set the ladder under the key he climbed and was so close, when Paul E. yelled at Tomko, and Tomko went into the ring and again pulled Hardy down, and hit another boot to the face. Tomko picked up the ladder and started ramming it into the back of Jeff Hardy repeatedly almost knocking him out. Tomko set the ladder and started climbing it himself, he was close because of his height, then out from the back came Lance Cade running down, he got in and got Tomko down, and started nailing right hands. Cade drove Tomko out of the ring and they brawled all the out of the area.
"Lance Cade has helped Jeff Hardy here, apparently he has a problem with the Dangerous Alliance after what they did to him last week."
Punk slowly got in the ring, he put the ladder on the mat, he picked up Hardy, and delivered a suplex, then turned his hips and got up still hooked to Hardy and gave another, he did it again but this time on the ladder. The crowd cheered with chants of "Eddie!" as Punk just delivered 3 amigos. Punk set Hardy on the ladder laying down, then climbed to the top turnbuckle, he jumped and attempted a frog splash but Hardy moved and Punk went crashing into the ladder.
"Punk has been taking some unnecessary chances that have cost him a chance to get that key."
Hardy went to the outside and went under the ring and grabbed a table and set it on the outside of the ring. Paul E. ran over and tried to distract him, but Hardy grabbed him and nailed a big right hand knocking down Paul E.
"The loud mouth jerk got what he deserves."
Hardy went back in and Punk met him with a right hand and they started trading blows, Punk blocked a shot and went for the Devil's Lock DDT, but Hardy spun out and hit a twist of fate. Hardy set up the ladder near the end of the ring, he got Punk and put him on the table, then went back in. He started to climb up the ladder, he took a look at the crowd, who cheered him as he sat up top. Hardy set himself, he looked at the top of the tron and pointed at Trish, saying this was for her, he then jumped from the top of the ladder, over the top rope, and hit a swanton bomb on Punk on the floor through the table!
"Oh my GOD!"
Both laid in the splitters of the table, it was about a minute before Hardy got up and set the ladder under the key, he slowly climbed up and got the key!
"He's got it! Now he must climb the tron and unlock that cage."
Hardy got out of the ring as Punk started to stir, Paul E. was trying to get him up, as Hardy made his way up the ramp and went towards the ladder set at the side of the tron, he started to climb slowly. Punk was now up but groggy, Paul E. handed him the cell phone and led him to the ladder at the side of the ramp. They saw Jeff climbing up, and he was close to the top, as Punk started climbing with the cell phone in his tights. Hardy was up top as Punk was half way up, as Snitsky and Doane stopped Hardy from getting to the cage, Hardy was fighting them off as Punk got up as well, Snitsky was down, and Hardy was fighting Doane as Punk was down and opened the cell phone's battery compartment and got something out as Hardy knocked Doane down to his knees. Punk was right behind him waiting.
"Jeff don't turn around, open the cage!"
Hardy went to the lock and unlocked it and was about to pull the metal pully thing to release her, when she started to yell at him to not turn around. He was suspicious and turned around and was met with powder to the face, blinding him, Trish was in the cage watching and was scared and concerned and was getting nervous. Hardy was stumbling around, on near the edge, he was near the edge on the side of the tron, Punk nailed him in the back of the head with the phone, Jeff then fell forward and fell about 20 ft to the floor through a bunch of tables set at the side of the ramp way. Trish screamed as he fell and was now out of her sight so she couldn't see him or what happened to him.
"Oh my God." Joey said in his serious tone.
Trish was hanging on to the bars as Hardy laid unconscious on the scars of the table, Punk walked over to the cage pulled the metal pullie thing and opened the door and forcibly pulled Trish out as the bell rang signaling the match was over. Punk raised his arms in victory as Doane and Snitsky climbed down to help Paul E. up as Punk stayed up top with Trish. Trish went over the side and looked down and saw one of the worst images she has ever seen, Jeff was out on a bunch of tables. She started to feel emotional about the image, and put her hands to her mouth in shock. Paul E. grabbed the microphone and went over to the limp body of Jeff Hardy and he looked at Jeff right in the face and said:
"Jeff Hardy, you lose again! You lost fair and square to a much better and talented man standing up there with your now ex-girl. Because this was your last chance at getting her back, it's in the contract, now you will never be with Trish ever again, she's with us now!" Paul E. finished his sentence, and then slapped Hardy one last time, as Punk smiled and Trish's tears fell knowing that she's stuck with the Alliance and especially that she's away from Jeff forever.
"Jeff Hardy fought his heart out but the numbers were too much for him and now he's never going to get Trish back."
A/N: Done, I've decided to pride myself and get a reputation of giving the goods as far as wrestling details come. I'm starting to feel good about writing wrestling matches because of the reviews that you give me about writing such good details. Also just in case you didn't know Ken Doane is Kenny of the Spirit Squad and I say he was impressive. Any way hope you like it review, and here's a preview:
Next Time: No Way Out Pt.2 as John Cena and Shelton Benjamin w/ Torrie Wilson in their corner battle Evolution's Randy Orton and Batista w/ Stacy Keibler in their corner. It will be no holds barred, guaranteed bloody and painful. Also thumbtacks, barbed wire and chairs oh my! Stay tuned for this.