Epilogue: Two and a half years later...well, more like a third, really...

"Ow!"

"--aaarrrgh!"

Whoomph! Thud!

"Ow! Ow, my ankle, ow, ow, ow!"

"Argh, you stupid, stupid--Priley!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Shut up!"

"Ow!"

Gasp. "Oh, no! No--the stair won't open!" Thump, thump. "Help! HELP!"

"Ow. Mnh. Ow, ow, ow..."

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna pinch you, you right bastard! Gah! What a headache!"

Hushed. "Ow, ow, ow..."

"Waitasecond--where's my wand?! You took it, didn't you, Priley, you RAT!"

"OW! Hey, you pinched me!"

"Heh-heh-heh..."

THE END

(That's it! Really!)