AN: Sorry it took me a while to update but again school and I've been sick. I don't own anything and if I did then the show would be WAY better.

F-word slips in this chapter….

Italics are their thoughts…

Chapter 12: Where Did All The Smart Doctors Go?

Jackie: What is it Mrs. Forman? You haven't said anything the whole car ride to the hospital.

Mrs. Forman: Well, I have to confess something to you.

Jackie: What?

Mrs. Forman: I told Mr. Forman about your situation…

Jackie: MRS. FORMAN! How could you?

Mrs. Forman: Well he's known for a total of 2 hours and he's drunk…

Jackie: And that's supposed to make me feel better how?

Donna: If I have learned anything living next door to the Forman's it's that Mr. Forman usually drinks after he's beaten someone up…

Jackie: I don't get your point!

Mrs. Forman: What Donna is trying to say is that the only time's that Red gets drunk to the point where he cant walk is after he has done something stupid like beat someone up…

Jackie: So you're saying that's he's not doing anything about it?

Mrs. Forman: Yup, so you have nothing to worry about.

Jackie: Ok, then I forgive you even if you are a tattletale!

Mrs. Forman: Thanks… I guess. Was that an apology?

Donna: That was a Jackie apology…

Jackie: You guys know that I'm right here.

Mrs. Forman: We're here.

Jackie: Finally…

Back at the Forman's

Stephen Hyde sat down on the Forman's couch in the living room and watched TV. He couldn't be in the basement because Jackie could walk in any minute from Donna's house and he wouldn't know what to say. He wanted so badly to be the man who did everything right and said everything right, but of course he wasn't… just his luck right? There was nothing else on but The Brady Bunch and it was actually a relief for him to watch something annoyingly cheerful. Mr. Forman came in slobbering around. He had been that way for about 2 hours, Hyde was still wondering why Red was acting this way, he didn't do anything stupid. Mr. Forman sat in his usual chair.

Mr. Forman: Not the damn Brady Bunch!

Hyde: Sorry, Red you can watch something else if you want too.

Red: I won't be able to watch anything tonight kid.

Hyde: Why not? You always watch TV until dinner.

Red: I've just got a lot of things on my mind.

Hyde: Yeah me too.

Red: Long day?

Hyde: Very.

Red: What happened?

Hyde: It's complicated…

Red: I'm drunk. Chances are I'm not going to remember that we even spoke in the morning. So no worries just tell me.

Hyde: Well, it's about Jackie.

Red: I don't want to talk about her.

Hyde: But Red…

Red: You heard what I said boy!

Red pist off stumbled up the stairs mumbling "I'm going to bed." Hyde just sat there astonished about what had just happened. What was up with Red?

Hyde: Good night then.

Eric walked in and sat next to Hyde they didn't speak, they didn't have too. They both knew what each other was feeling. So just being there made them feel a little bit better. Eric was about to speak when the phone rang. Eric picked up quickly…

Eric: Hello?

Hello is this is this the Forman residence?

Eric: Yes it is. May I ask whose calling?

Hyde: You're such a girl.

Yes, this is Nurse Patty Rose, I work at Point Place Hospital. Someone by the name of Fiz has been submitted into surgery and when we asked for family he said the Forman residence.

Eric: FEZ! What's wrong?

He had been beaten up severely and will be ready when Dr. Gatterman is finished with surgery.

Eric: What room?

He will be place in room 102. So you should come immediately sir. Sir? Sir?

Eric hung up the phone. When he turned around to face Hyde his face was pale and sweaty.

Hyde: What happened?

Eric: Fez has been beaten up!

Hyde: What the hell! Who beat him?

Eric: I don't know but we got to go! He's in surgery as we speak and will be in room 103.

Hyde: Then let's go!

Point Place Hospital

Jackie lay in a hospital bed with Donna and Mrs. Forman in the room for what seemed like ages. Her doctor, Dr. Haddad, had just checked her up and ran some tests and was in the lab waiting for the results at that very moment. Donna just looked at Jackie knowing that there was something wrong because of the way Dr. Haddad had been looking. She was very nice though, and gentle. Jackie was grateful for that. She'd been handled pretty rough lately and it was nice to feel some sort of gentleness even if it was unpleasant. Jackie wasn't too fond of the idea that someone had to look and touch her…lady part. But whatever had to be done to prove to Donna and Mrs. Forman that she was perfectly fine, well physically anyways. The truth was is that she felt like something was about to happen, something that would make her life… worse. Jackie was terrified that she didn't remember Michael…Kelso raping her. Donna was right. How could she not remember? Every minute it got fuzzier and fuzzier until it was just like a dream. Jackie felt a sharp cramp in the pit of her stomach as the doctor came in. She looked like she didn't have good news.

Hyde and Eric ran down the halls looking for room 103, they hoped to God that Fez was all right. They reached Fez's room and when they walked in the doctor was already there.

Hyde: Doctor?

Dr. Haddad: Hello I was just about to tell them the good news.

Hyde: What? Jackie what are you doing here?

Jackie: Uh, hi Steven…

Dr. Haddad: Mrs. Burkhart I am pleased to inform you that you are going to have a baby.

Jackie: WHAT!

Stephen: What the hell!

Mrs. Forman: Oh dear.

Eric/Donna: Holly Crap!

Dr. Haddad: Hahahahaha! Yeah I'm just kidding, I like to tell jokes to lighten people up before I give them news.

Jackie: So then it's bad?

Dr. Haddad: Nope, you're fine, I am just tired and needed a good laugh. Sorry for the scare, you can go home now Mrs. Burkhart.

Jackie: Thanks a lot ... (doctor left)… for nothing!

Donna: Where did all the good doctors go?

Stephen: Jackie, you still haven't answered my question. What the hell are you doing here?

Jackie: What the hell are you doing here?

Stephen: Fez got beat up. What are you doing here?

Jackie: Donna and Mrs. Forman thought I should get checked up just to see if there was anything wrong. Apparently there isn't so I am going back to Donna's.

Stephen: Whatever.

Stephen walked out of room 103 and heard someone yell. It sounded like someone wanting a sponge bath and it was coming from room 102. DAMN FORMAN! Why the hell did he have to mess up the room numbers then he wouldn't be in this mess with Jackie. Why didn't she tell him? There was no time to think about that now though, he went into Fez's room (102). When he saw him it took everything inside of him not to punch someone. Fez was messed up pretty bad, yet he was perfectly fine at the same time. Oh, duh of course he was he couldn't feel anything because or the drugs the nurses had given him.

Stephen: Hey man, how are you feeling?

Fez: Yippy! Yippy! Yippy! I feel so light, light like a feather. When I look at my hands I see two! Hey really hot sexy nurse would you give me a sponge bath?

Really Hot Sexy Nurse: No

Fez: Then good day!

Really Hot Sexy Nurse: But sir…

Fez: I said good day!

The really hot sexy nurse left and just Hyde and Fez were in the room. Hyde just looked at Fez being Zen so he wouldn't look as worried as he was.

Hyde: Who did this too you?

Fez: I think you know. Oh my goodness ten fingers and candy!

A/N: Hey I hope that you all liked it, please review. Flamers go in a private message. But thank you anyways even if it is a flamer, that just lets me know that someone is reading this story. Next chapter should be up by Friday or Saturday. Thank you.