Tee'd Off
Disclaimer: Dinosaur King is owned by Sunrise, Shout Factory, 4kidsTV, and any other company I missed. I own nothing
"Talking"
"Thinking"
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The sun was slowly starting to clear the morning fog away at a golf course in Augusta, Georgia. On the fields, a young boy named Dewey was out looking for a ball he lost while practicing. "Where'd that ball go?" He asked as he looked by some trees. "Here it is." He said as he picked up the ball. As he did so he noticed a capsule nearby. "Huh?" Inside the capsule was a special card. A Move Card with the picture of a huge dinosaur on it.
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"Max, take a look at this." Rex said as he showed Max something on the computer screen. The trio were at the D-Lab doing some homework in the lower part when Zoe found something while shopping online using one of the labs computers.
Max looked at the screen and saw a picture of a huge sauropod with a green body, darker green spots, and spikes going along its entire back flinging another dinosaur into the air. It had a similar body shape to Gertie, but one difference that couldn't be seen on the card were the nostrils placement. All the other sauropods so far had their nostrils near their eyes and/or forehead, but this one had them closer to the snout, like most other species. "Whoa, a Supersaurus Card." He identified the dinosaur shown.
"And look, it has the Grass Crest." Zoe pointed out. "Is it up for auction? Let's put in a bid."
"That's how this buying stuff works, right?" Paris asked
"Actually, this is a barter site." Rex corrected them both.
"What's a barter mean?" Chomp asked.
"It means to trade." Rex explained. "This site's for people who want to trade things they have for things they want." He looked more closely at the card. "It looks like it's real in the picture, but-."
"Think it's a bootleg?" Max asked.
"You never know when you buy something online." Rex told him. "Still, it looks way too detailed to not be the real thing."
"Yeah, I see what you mean." Max said as he looked at it. "The size matches our cards, too."
"Given the outline, that would make it a Move Card, correct?" Zoe asked as he pulled out one of her own for comparison.
"Mmmhmm." Rex nodded.
"Rex, put in a bid." Tank told him, eagerness building with every word she spoke. "If we have two giant sauropods on our side, the Alpha Gang would be fools to even come within the same continent as us."
"Okay." Rex said as he started typing in, also wanting the card, but more so to protect the Supersaurus from the Alpha Gang.
"What'd you think they're willing to trade for?" Paris asked.
"Dinosaur-related stuff, probably." Chomp replied while swinging on a ball that looked like it was from a Newton's cradle to keep himself from getting bored.
"Then I say we trade Spiny." Tank suggested. Nobody could tell if she was serious or not.
"Why don't we see what other people offered so far?" Max suggested quickly, clearly not on board with Tank's idea.
Rex nodded and opened up to see what others were offering. Most of them were golf-related, but one product stood out. "Wait, isn't that the Alpha Gang logo?" Zoe pointed out.
Max looked at the screen and saw what they had offered. He felt his stomach getting sick and immediately went to throw up in a trash can. "My God, they're ugly! Who the hell would buy Alpha Gang overalls?! Oh god!" Max said as he hurled again at just the thought of them. "When did I eat carrots? I hate carrots."
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At Zeta Point, Dr.Z's minions couldn't agree more with Max's statement. "You'd actually think someone would trade a Dinosaur Card for those things?" Zander asked as he looked at the purple overalls Dr.Z was wearing with disgust. "Much less trade anything?"
"Maybe an Alpha Gang T-shirt would be better?" Ed suggested, looking down at his own shirt.
"Are you kidding me? Genuine Alpha Gang overalls? Whoever has that card would be a fool not to take the deal." Dr.Z told them.
"Right. Who wouldn't want them?" Ursula asked sarcastically.
"Probably a blind person." Zander answered quietly so only Ursula and Ed could hear him, both of them nodding in approval of his burn.
"Ha! I can practically feel that Super Impact Card in my hand already." Dr.Z said, ignoring his minions.
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"Who'd want a pair of these ugly things?" Dewey asked himself as he looked at the Alpha Gang's overalls, holding back his own urge to vomit. "Forget it." He said as he denied the offer. "There must be something better. Let's see." As he started searching, he heard the crowd starting to cheer. "Oh, Samantha must be just about to tee off." He said as he closed his device and ran to watch.
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"The championship round is about to begin." The Anchorwoman said on the TV. "Although an early favorite to win the title, Samantha Moore struggled through the preliminaries. Can she make up for it now?"
Spike was watching in his living room, having his one golf club made out of a dinosaur bone in position, like he was about to tee off as well. "Hey, Dad!" Max said as he ran into the room.
"Yaah!" Spike exclaimed as he swung his club in panic a little too high. "Uh-oh, Not again." Spike said as he looked to see a hole he made in the ceiling.
"Whoa. Mom's not gonna like that." Max said as he watched his dad struggled to get the club out of the hole.
"Ever since poor Samantha's been off her game, even my swing's gone downhill." Spike said depressed once he got the club free.
"That's debatable." Max thought before looking at the club. "Hey, Dad, do you mind if I take this?" He asked as he grabbed the club.
"To play golf?"
"No, I'm gonna trade it away for a Dinosaur Card." Max said as he ran to meet with his friends.
"Hey! That took forever to carve perfectly!" Spike said as his son ran out the door before sighing in defeat. "Maybe it's for the best." He said as he looked at the hole in the ceiling.
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"I guess this means 'no thank you.'" Ed assumed as he showed the others the screen on his computer that had a large X on their overalls.
"They've got nerve. These overalls are priceless." Dr.Z said in anger. "They're sure to be a collector's item one day, and when they are I'll make sure they never can get their hands on them."
"But, Grandpa, it says here that whoever has the card is only willing to trade for golf products." Rod pointed out while he and Laura were on their own, vaguely dinosaur mouth-shaped, laptops.
"Do I look like a golfer?" Dr.Z asked before thinking. "I wonder if I still have that caddy outfit?"
"Hey, It looks like those bratty kids are after the card, too, and they just offered up a golf club." Ed said.
"What?" Dr.Z asked in rage as he looked at the screen.
"That's just annoying." Ursula said.
"That's a golf club?" Zander asked as he looked at the product. "Looks more like a dinosaur leg bone to me."
"It says here 'Dinosaur Driver.'" Ed read from the description.
"I'm not about to let those novice tenderfoots beat us to another card!" Dr.Z declared. "Go online and buy all the golfing supplies and loud, plaid pants you can find." He ordered his minions.
"Why do that, Grandpa? We'll just find out who the card's owner is and deal directly with them." Laura said as Rod typed on the computer.
"Hacking completed." Rod declared.
"Well?" Dr.Z asked as he looked at the screen.
"The card belongs to an eight-year-old boy in Augusta, Georgia, named Dewey." Rod confirmed, showing an image of the boy.
"That's it, then! Super Impact is a Grass Element card, so just take the Altirhinus Card we captured the other day and go to the place called Augusta." Dr.Z declared. "Go! Bring me back that card!"
"Alpha Gang away!" The trio saluted.
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"Here on the third hole, Samantha Moore needs to reach the green with this shot." The Anchorwoman said as Samantha gave the ball a nice swing, only for it to land in the lake. "Ooh, right into the water hazard. Samantha's fun of bad luck continues here at Augusta."
"Come on, Sam." Dewey said as he watched, and tried to ignore the mocking from the crowd in front of him. His cell phone, DS-shaped, device started to chime which signaled a message. "Oh, an email." He opened up his device and read the message. "You don't know us, but we're writing to warn you that there are some thieves called the Alpha Gang who are after your Dinosaur Card. They can be really sneaky and evil when the time calls for it, and they'll stop at nothing, so please be careful." He read aloud. "That's really weird." He said to himself.
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It was nighttime at Max's place when Rex found the email reply on his computer. "We got an email from Dewey." Rex said as he read it to the others. "It says 'if anyone thinks they can steal my card, they've got another thing coming.' Guess he doesn't want our help."
"Who is he to go all talking so tough? When he meets Brontikens face-to-face he'll regret it." Terry said angrily. "And he didn't even say thank you for the warning."
"I guess he didn't believe us." Paris said.
"Well, we did leave out the part where they're complete idiots." Tank said.
"I told you guys we should have done Taken." Spiny said.
"We don't want the Alpha Gang to get to him first, but we also don't want to threaten him." Paris told Spiny. "And we don't have any reason to go to Augusta."
"So we'll just have to keep our fingers, claws, and...whatever the herbivores have as feet crossed that he trades the card with us." Max said. That was all they could do now.
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The Alpha Gang apparently thought it was a good idea to take a drill all the way to Augusta, crossing possibly over half the Pacific Ocean and majority of the United States, including the Rocky Mountains and Grand Canyon. Let that sink in for a bit.
"I don't know what the problem is, I'm loving this underground travel. No worries of falling off a cliff, or crashing into a mountain." Zander said.
"Yeah, not to mention sinking underwater." Ed added, even though they should literally be as below sea level as possible to make such a trip from Zeta Point.
"Yay! Let's take her up to the surface." Ursula said as the tunnel started going up. While they did make it to Augusta, they didn't realize they arrived right in the middle of a pond.
"Welcome to Augusta." Ed said.
"Power up the hatch." Ursula commanded.
"Power up." Zander said as he opened the hatch.
When he did, water started flooding into the machine. "I said power, not shower!" Ursula said as the water muffled her voice.
"I'm getting that sinking feeling again." Zander said as the water started covering the whole machine.
The trio quickly swam to the hatch and surfaced in the now dried up pond. "Let's ditch this ditch." Ursula gasped.
"Yeah, my clothes are starting to shrink." Ed said, making Ursula and Zander back up slowly.
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At the golf course, Samantha was only inches away from the hole. She aimed and lightly tapped the ball, only for it to miss. She groaned in frustration as she missed again. "Oh, poor Samantha." Dewey said as the crowd started to leave. "I wish there was something I could do."
"Hello there, young man." Dewey turned to see the Alpha Gang approach him. "Ha, ha, ha! Are you Dewey?" Ursula asked innocently.
"Maybe." He replied. "Who's asking?"
"The Alpha Gang." Ursula answered.
"At your service." Zander and Ed declared.
"The Alpha Gang?" Dewey gulped. That message was right about them. They did exist.
"Wow!" Ed exclaimed with sparkling eyes as the trio took this maybe the wrong way. Or maybe not.
"So it looks like we're finally becoming famous!" Zander said gleefully as he started crying.
"I knew that sooner or later, the whole world would come to recognizing my beauty and grace." Ursula said before noticing Dewey backing up. "Don't let that kid get away." She told her partners before Zander and Ed blocked Dewey's path, arms ready to grab the kid.
"Where are you goin'? The fun's just started." Ed said to him.
"No need to be afraid." Ursula told him as she approached. "You have nothing to worry about with us. We're just hoping to get first crack at that Dinosaur Card of yours." She explained.
"Then go online and trade me for it." Dewey told them.
"Oh, but what if someone else were to beat us to it?" Ursula asked him.
"Just in case, we brought something your sure to like." Zander said before pulling it out. "This is the incredible two-in-one Alpha Gang golf club." He said before he turned it into an umbrella. "Just push the button and it turns into an umbrella."
"And if you act now, we'll throw in this Alpha Gang beach towel." Ed added, showing off the product.
"Are you kidding me? What a bunch of junk." Dewey told them, unimpressed.
"I thought so too." Ed said depressed.
"So what, exactly, would you trade us for the card, then?" Ursula asked.
"Tell us and we'll go get it for you." Ed added.
"Anything." Zander said. "So long as it's both legal and plausible."
"Yeah, there must be something you can think of that you want more than anything in the world." Ursula urged.
"Anything?" Dewey asked. "Wow, you must want that card pretty bad, huh?"
"Yes. It's very, very, important to us. Okay, you annoying little pipsqueak?" Ursula was starting to lose her patience and temper.
"Oh." Dewey said as he decided to have some fun with them. "Then I want a kiss from a certain girl." He smirked.
The trio gasped at the implications. "Oh, my." Ursula blushed. "You are a naughty boy, aren't you? All right, then." She said before she leaned forward with her lips ready, freaking all the boys out.
"No! I didn't mean you! I meant Samantha!" Dewey quickly said as he pushed Ursula away.
"What did you say?!" She asked in anger, her eyes going pale and her face red with fury. "How dare you turn down my first kiss! No one rejects the great Ursula, especially not someone wearing suspenders."
"What'd you just say? Your first kiss?" Ed asked as he and Zander frighteningly held her back.
"Hmm? Did I actually say that out loud?" Ursula asked in embarrassment, her eyes shrinking to small, black dots.
"Yep, and now everyone knows." Ed told her.
"Don't worry about it. He's just a kid. He wouldn't know a beautiful woman from a pastrami sandwich." Zander assured her.
"Yeah, probably not." Ursula agreed, although it was clearly a lie as he face was now a cold blue.
"I've got to get going now." Dewey said as he started leaving, deciding to leave now while the weirdos were distracted.
"Okay, but before you go, let me show you something amazing." Ursula told him, catching his interest. "How would you like to see a live dinosaur appear?"
"An actual real dinosaur?" Dewey asked.
"All you have to do is hand over your card and I'll summon it. I have the dinosaur here." She said as she held up Rocko's card.
"Come off it. That's just a regular, old card." Dewey said, once again unimpressed. "Do I look that stupid to you?"
"All right. I'll prove it, Mr. Doubtful. Keep your eyes on the card." She said as she slashed it across her scanner. Just like that, Rocko appeared behind her.
Dewey backed away at the sight of the huge reptile. "Whoa! No way!"
From his TV, Spike was able to see Rocko's head appear from behind the trees. "Aah!" He gasped in shock.
In another room, the kid's Dino Holders went off. "A dinosaur appeared." Max told the others.
"Where is it?" Ace asked.
"In Georgia." Zoe answered.
Back in Augusta, Ursula recalled Rocko and the card appeared in her hands. "And it's completely under my control." She said as she placed it back into her scanner.
"Please, you've got to let me try it." Dewey begged, as any kid would when they saw something like that for the first time. "Just show me how it works, and I'll give you my Dinosaur Card."
"Sounds like a deal." Ursula gave a sly smile.
Zander and Ed immediately went up to her. "Don't give it to him." Zander whispered.
"Yeah, this has disaster written all over it. Literally." Ed added.
"Disasters are your specialty." Ursula told him. "Besides, he's only a kid. And why are we whispering, anyway?" She asked before turning to Dewey. "All right. Here you go, then. Just slide your Dinosaur Card through the slot."
Dewey grabbed the scanner and pulled his card out. "Yes! Here we go!" He said as he did as instructed. But instead of a dinosaur appearing, nothing happened. "Nothing? What's wrong?"
"Smart, huh?" Ursula whispered to her teammates. "I didn't tell him that since it's a Move Card, you have to summon a dinosaur first to use it."
"Hey, what's wrong? Nothing's happening here?" Dewey asked.
"Huh? Well, maybe your card is bent or something. That happens sometimes" Ursula said as she walked over to him. "Why don't you let me take a look?" She said as she grabbed the card. "Now it's mine! Let's go!" She said before they made a hasty retreat.
"Give it back!" Dewey told them before noticing something in his hands. "Hmm?"
"See that? I told you that kid was no match for my intellect. And we didn't even need to use force." Ursula bragged.
"Ursula, you got your Alpha Scanner back, right?" Ed asked, making Ursula stop in her tracks. She turned around and saw that Dewey wasn't present anymore.
"Uh-oh. That's not good." She sweatdropped in embarrassment and her eyes shrank again.
"You know what's worse? Rocko's card was in that scanner, so now we don't even have a dinosaur to use this Move Card." Ed added.
"I can't believe you let that snotty, little kid get the best of you." Zander told her.
"Yeah? Save it!" Ursula snapped as she hit them both in the faces with the back of her fists. "Go find him."
After sneaking away, Dewey made it to the scoreboard. "Samantha Moore's dropped to sixth place." Someone said.
"She can't keep the ball on the fairway."
"Much less hit it."
"Samantha's never gonna win the tournament with this score." Dewey said sadly. "I know." He suddenly beamed. "I'll use this to help her." He held up the Altirhinus card in his hands. Whatever he had planned, it wasn't good.
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"So, this girl's in first place, huh?" Dewey asked as he crouched in some brush. "Ha! We'll see about that."
Just as she was about to hit the ball, Rocko was called out behind the crowd of spectators. The woman screamed at his sudden appearance and she messed up her swing. Before anyone else could notice the Altirhinus behind them, Dewey called him back. "Take that." Dewey mocked as he went for his next victim.
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"What's the matter, Reese?" Max asked as they got onto the platform.
"It disappeared again. That's the second time it's happened." Reese informed them.
"It was an Altirhinus that disappeared." Spike told them.
"Max, he must be referring to Rocko." Zoe told him.
"Yeah, but I don't get why the Alpha Gang would be bringing a dinosaur out like that and just calling it back again." Ace said.
"Butt dials. Calling it." Spiny said.
Back on the fields, Rocko appeared and scared another golfer from making another successful swing. Dewey chuckled at the misfortune he was giving the other players. "So, there you are! Give me back that scanner!" Dewey saw Zander running towards him.
"Wha- Whoa!" Dewey exclaimed as he ran from the man chasing him.
"Get back here!" In all the chaos, Dewey forgot to recall Rocko, so the Altirhinus started roaming the fields, awaiting orders.
People ran away in fear while a camera panned to the Anchorwoman in her studio. "There's panic on the course in Augusta. With the sudden appearance of a dinosaur, it looks like this tournament is over."
"I don't get it. What's he doing at a golf tournament?" Chomp asked as they watched the broadcast on the large D-Lab screen. "I thought soccer was his interest."
"Either he's decided to try a new sport, or he's going after Samantha!" Spike exclaimed.
"Why Samantha?" Paris asked.
"It's always the ones I love!" Spike cried.
"Look, isn't that the old lady?" Zoe asked as she pointed to the screen, showing Ursula and Ed.
"Yeah, you're right." Terry commented.
Ursula looked around before running up to the camera. "Who called me an old lady?!" She screamed.
"Yaah!" Spike yelped in fear while the team left.
"Let's go!" Ace said as they left.
"How'd she hear that?" Spike asked anyone in the area.
The team got onto the platform and teleported away. "Be careful, kids." Spike told them.
"Dr. Taylor, I thought you were gonna ask them to get you Samantha Moore's autograph?" Reese asked.
"Oh, yeah!" Spike remembered and cried as he held out a notebook and pen.
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When the team arrived, they could tell where the Altirhinus was by the direction the crowd of people were running from. "He's over there!" Terry said as he led them towards Rocko. Hopefully this time they'll be able to save him.
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"Come back here!" Zander said as he continued chasing Dewey.
Dewey continued running until he stopped when he saw Samantha tied up by Ursula and Ed. "Let me go!" She struggled.
"Samantha!" Dewey said in worry.
"Your girlfriend here is in trouble if I don't get that scanner back." Ursula told him. "Because I'm gonna sic Ed on her. Isn't that right?"
"Um, could you tell me again what that word means?" Ed asked nervously.
"What we talked about!" Ursula yelled at him, making the short man wince at her tone.
"I don't see how this is gonna help get the Alpha Scanner back, but OK." Ed said with uncertainty before leaning forward to kiss Samantha.
"Aah! Gross me out!" Samantha said in disgust. "Get away from me!" She used her foot to push him away.
"Funny, this is the exact same thing that happened the first time I tried to kiss a girl." Ed commented while being held back.
"This wasn't your first?" Ursula asked as the eyes shrank again, slightly disturbed and embarrassed even more at that knowledge.
"Samantha doesn't have anything to do with this! Let her go!" Dewey told them.
"Give me back that Alpha Scanner and I will, brat." Ursula said. While this was going on, Rocko walked up behind them.
Dewey saw this as an escape opportunity. "Okay, take the stupid thing." Dewey said before tossing the Alpha Scanner at Rocko's head.
The scanner bounced off Rocko's nose and was caught by Ed. Rocko turned to see the Alpha Scanner in Ed's hands. Thinking they attacked him, he glared at the duo. "Come on, Samantha." Dewey said as he helped Samantha get away from the angry dinosaur.
"No. Wait. We didn't do it. That runty kid did it. Go after him." Ursula tried to tell the Altirhinus. But Dr.Z's new method of brainwashing made him basically a mindless animal, so he didn't listen and roared before he started chasing them.
"There he is." Max said as the D-Team arrived on the scene.
"What's going on here?" Zoe asked as they watched the Alpha Gang getting chased around by their own dinosaur in confusion.
"This is your fault, Ed, do something!" Ursula ordered him.
"Okay!" Ed replied as he quickly got out his scanner.
"ALPHA SLASH! GO, TYRANNOSAURUS, SPRING FOURTH!"
Gigas landed and saw who he was facing. "So, someone needs to be taught some discipline again."
"Another dinosaur!" Dewey said in amazement. "And it can talk!"
"Over here, guys! Get away from there!" Max told them. The two ran to where the D-Team was right when Gigas knocked Rocko down to where they were standing.
"In here." Terry led them into a small group of trees. "We should be safe here."
"Are you two all right?" Paris asked once they were safe.
"I think so." Samantha answered. "But what in the world is going on around here?"
"I'm sorry. This whole thing is my fault." Dewey apologized.
"Huh?" Samantha asked.
"I used that scanner thing. I wanted the dinosaur to come out and scare the other golfers so Samantha would win." He explained.
"That explains why he kept on disappearing." Rex said.
"But all I did was put everyone here in a whole lot of danger. I'm really sorry, you guys." Dewey apologized again.
"Hey, I just realized, it must've been you who listed that Dinosaur Card for trade on the internet, huh?" Zoe asked.
"Uh-huh." Dewey nodded.
"So where is it now? We could use it to stop this fight." Tank said.
"That old lady stole it from me." Dewey answered.
"Hey! Watch your mouth, buster!" Ursula yelled as Gigas continued on punishing Rocko by pushing him around with his head while the Altirhinus barely fought back.
"That's bad. Chomp, you've got to go and help Rocko, now." Max said as he got him ready.
"We'll save him this time." Chomp said with determination as he was recalled.
"DINO SLASH! GO, TRICERATOPS! ROAR!"
Once Chomp appeared, the world began to change to a more prehistoric setting. "Whoa." Dewey said in amazement.
"Where are we now?" Samantha asked.
"We're in a Time Warp." Rex answered, still in shock as to what was happening.
Chomp charged forward, but Gigas barely dodged his attack. "Why don't you pick on someone else." He said as he got in between him and Rocko.
"This is a matter of disciplinary action." Gigas retorted. "No need to point your horns at me for just doing my job."
Behind them, Rocko just watched the fight. "Ursula, Rocko needs some help!" Ed told her.
"Try using that Move Card we got from the kid!" Zander suggested.
"Way ahead of you." She answered as she got out the card. "Activating Super Impact! Ha!"
Once activated, a leaf tornado appeared around Rocko as he flowed green and roared at the sky. Behind him, a huge Supersaurus appeared. "Aaaaah!" The whole team gasped at the size of him. "What's happening?" Dewey asked.
"We're fucked!" Tank replied.
The Supersaurus was reared up when summoned. As he lowered down, he almost stepped on the Alpha Gang. The trio screamed and quickly dodged as the large feet came down, nearly squashed by the front left. "Go crush them over there! They're the enemy, not us!" Zander told him.
"Forgive me." The Supersaurus said with a gentlemanly voice before turning attention to his opponents. He guested for Rocko to climb onto his neck. Rocko did as instructed and the Supersaurus raised his neck high into the air before flinging Rocko away. Rocko spun high up into the sky until he was barely visible before coming down like a meteor and striking Chomp dead center, all while still spinning.
Chomp roared in pain while the others gasped. "Hey, why'd you do that?! Chomp was only trying to help!" Max told them.
"My apologies." The Supersaurus said, bowing his head as a sign of respect. "But I must do as instructed by the one who summoned me. I hope you understand this is nothing personal."
"And our precious Rocko attacked because our Alpha Controller gives me complete power over him, which makes it all personal for him." Ursula bragged as the Alpha Ball flew around Rocko when he landed next to his new partner. "Hit 'em again, Supersaurus!"
"Very well." The Supersaurus said as Rocko climbed onto him again and was flung at his enemies once again, this time more horizontally.
"Not this time!" Chomp said as he summoned up all his energy and got out of the way before collapsing again when safe. Rocko continued going until he struck an unsuspecting Gigas.
"Why am I always the unlucky one!?" Gigas screamed as the Altirhinus continued spinning on him before he was knocked back. "Is this payback for Brazil?" He weakly asked no one in particular as he got carded.
"Wrong dinosaur." Ursula said quietly with shrunken eyes
"Complete power maybe, but you need a better aim." Ed commented.
"Do I have to do everything myself?! Go get Gigas!" Ursula ordered Zander before he left in a hurry to grab the card.
"Somehow we need to stop Supersaurus." Ace said.
"I think I know how." Paris said.
"And I think I know what you're thinking." Zoe said as she recalled Paris.
"DINO SLASH! PARASAUROLOPHUS, BLOOM!"
"Big Foot Assault!" Zoe said as she summoned Gertie immediately after Paris was summoned.
Paris did the ritual and Gertie appeared in front of Rocko and the Supersaurus. "Oh my god! Are we going to have this fight?!" Terry asked excitedly like a little kid.
"If so, I bet on the blue one!" Spiny said with equal excitement.
"Whoa! It's a Seismosaurus against the Supersaurus." Dewey said in amazement. What is that, like the fourth time?
"So, it seems now I'm fighting you?" The Supersaurus asked Gertie.
"It seems so." Gertie replied. "The name's Gertie." She introduced herself.
"A name, huh?" The Supersaurus said in interest. "You know, if this were any different, I'd ask you out for a drink at the nearest lake."
"Flattery will get you nowhere." Gertie said before they both advanced towards each other.
The Supersaurus first bit down on Gertie's neck and let go as the Seismosaurus thrashed before she mimicked the action and Charles responded the same. The two of them then reared up onto their hind legs and collided with each other, creating mini shockwaves from the contact. "Oh, wow! They're both equally strong." Terry said in shock. "This fight is awesome!"
"Well, they won't stay like that for long." Zoe said as she got out the Move Card. "Nature's Blessing!"
"Here you go, Chomp." Paris said as she offered him energy that allowed the Triceratops back onto his feet.
At the same time, Gertie was knocked onto the ground by the Supersaurus. He then started hitting her with his front feet before reading up for the finishing blow. "Forgive me." He apologized in advance.
"No need!" Max said as he swiped a Move Card. "Lighting Strike!"
Chomp fired the lightning at the Supersaurus and hit him. He giant fell to the ground while Rocko backed away in shock. "Ohh, is Rocko tired or something?" Ursula asked in frustration as the Alpha Scanner started flashing red, indicating either he or the Supersaurus were low on energy.
"Maybe he's tired of being used as a baseball." Ed suggested as Zander returned with Gigas' card.
"Too bad! Play ball!" Ursula ordered.
The Supersaurus signaled for Rocko once again. Rocko did as instructed and was flung towards Gertie. The Seismosaurus used her long tail to smack him away like a baseball, redirecting his course. Rocko flew high into the air before he landed on the Alpha Gang's drill and continued spinning until he was defeated, destroying the machine in the process. With him gone, the Supersaurus was defeated as well. "Good show." He said as he returned to his card and it floated to the ground.
"I'd call that a home run." Zander commented jokingly.
"I call it a sacrifice since we lost our ride home." Ursula said as she smacked him on the head for his joke. "Now let's go get that card before those brats beat us to it." Ursula said as they ran after Rocko's card as Gertie put her foot on the Supersaurus card to ensure his safety.
As the Alpha Gang ran for the Altirhinus Card, a golf ball hit all three of them on the head. "Dah!" "Doh!" "Oww!"
The kids and dinosaurs looked to see it was Samantha who was responsible. "Hey, Samantha, that was a great shot." Zoe commented while laughing with the others.
"Let me have a go." Tank said as she curled up.
Samatha hit her and Tank went flying, landing directly on Ursula's head. "Yoww!" The green eye screamed as she pulled the literal spike ball from her hair. "All right, forget the card." She said as they ran off in the other direction.
Tank leapt off and grabbed Rocko's card. "Bye-bye, old lady." Tank mocked.
"Why couldn't you just stop calling me that for another episode!? The next time I see you runts, my dinosaurs will-." She was cut off by another golf ball hitting her on the face. "Hey, not in the face."
Samantha laughed at the Alpha Gang's misfortune. "I haven't heard you laugh like that in a long time Samantha." Dewey told her.
"Hmm." Samantha said in interest.
A while later, as the sun set, Dewey handed the two cards to the team. "I want you guys to have these cards."
"Are you sure?" Max asked as he took the cards.
"Yeah. I can tell you three are the real experts when it comes to handling dinosaurs."
"Wow, thanks." Max said.
"No, thank you for helping me, but I guess I ruined the whole tournament for Samantha, anyway." Dewey said sadly.
"Not true." Samantha told him. "The tournament isn't over yet, Dewey, and I feel like I'm finally getting my swing back."
"You are?" Dewey asked.
"Yeah. I was starting to take the game way too seriously but now, after all that commotion, I remember the main thing, and that is the game is supposed to be fun. So when the tournament starts up again, I'm going to enjoy every minute on the golf course, for me, and for the great fans out there like you." She said as she put her hand on his shoulder.
"Like me?" Dewey asked.
"Yeah." Samantha smiled.
"Now, kiss!" Spiny told them.
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At the D-Lab, a large crate was lowered onto the sanctuary field. It shook around as the occupant inside was Rocko. "Careful." Max told the two sauropods lowering it. "We don't want him hurt too badly."
"Are you sure this will work?" The Supersaurus, named Charles, asked.
"It worked with Thorn when he was captured by the Alpha Gang. This is our best bet." Rex explained.
"Okay, we're ready." Gertie said once they put the crate on the fields and let go of the ropes they used to lower it before getting out of sight. "Let's do this."
A large soccer ball was rolled onto the fields and the crate was opened. Rocko charged out and immediately looked for his enemies. He saw nothing. All the dinosaurs had been moved outside the room to another part of the lab.
Rocko examined the object in front of him. For some reason, it seemed familiar. He gave the ball a nudge with his nose. The ball rolled down a hill until it landed in between two small trees with a vine in between them.
The Altirhinus slowly walked down and looked at the ball again. Pulling the ball back with his arms, he gave it another nudge into the goal. He kept on repeating this process until he moved back and started doing it from further away. The other dinosaurs slowly approached him after a half-hour of him playing with the ball and the Alpha Ball not appearing once. Rocko heard the footsteps and turned around. "Well, well. I didn't realize you dudes and dudettes played this game, too."
"Well, I don't mean to brag." Chomp started. "But I believe I was beating you back in Brazil."
"Oh, ho, ho! Is that a challenge?" Rocko said jokingly
"You bet it." Chomp replied before they started to play soccer. After a while, the other dinosaurs started to join in. It seems Rocko was finally free from the Alpha Gang's control.
Things were looking up for Samantha as well. "Despite being interrupted by the appearance of a dinosaur, we are pleased to bring you the conclusion of the championship tournament, here in Augusta." The Anchorwoman reported over footage of Samantha being handed a club by Dewy, who had become her caddie. "And the big story now is Samantha Moore, who has made her way back to second place on the leaderboard. This finally hole will determine our champion." The Anchorwoman whispered as Samantha aimed carefully, but didn't think too hard about the game. She gave a put and the ball went in, securing her victory.
The crowd cheered while Samantha hugged Dewey like a little brother. Spike, who was watching on TV, celebrated too. "Yay! She's back!" And caused another hole in the ceiling. "Oooooh. My swing still needs work Maybe I could blame Max for this." He thought as he grabbed the tape again.
Next time on Dinosaur King:
Zoe: My name's Zoe
Amy: I'm Amy
Max: A dinosaur in the caves?
Amy: You remind me of Hanna
Ursula and Michelle: Who are you calling old?!
A/N: Well, this chapter happened. Hope you all enjoyed. I really don't know what to say.
Oh, yeah! Obviously, I'm not doing the card tally or whatever it's called. If you really want to know, look on my profile for the status quo. I was thinking of doing character bios or trivia, but I feel it would get annoying after a while and I'll drain up on what to say.
I also almost forgot to mention that I changed the poll to match the last chapter, so go vote if you haven't. I only have one, and I can't tell if they're serious or joking.
Hope all those who celebrate it had a great Thanksgiving, and I'll see you guys next time.