New Chapter! I started writing this thing at 8:20 AM exactly, because while I was asleep I had a brilliant idea, and I'll probably lose the whole thing if I don't write it down, coz that happens a lot with my dreams. Also, I'm going skiing today later with my school on the ski club, so my mom made me go to sleep earlier. I think the Naruto I saw last night has to do with something, 'coz this chapter has a lot of Gaara. I also deleted the last chapter, coz it sucked. so this one is replacing it. (And no, I don't mean Campfire Muusical, I mean the one that used to be Chapter 4.)
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maniackiller12:Yes, I'm only in fifth grade. Kinda shocking, what with the kind of work I do, but during the three-day-wait before I could submit any of my own stories, the only good ones I could find were rated teen, and usually had a lot of fluff in them. So I got used to them, then wrote my own!
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Kajiko12:That is sad. Hey, you know what's sadder? Being beaten up for singing them. Which is what happened to me.
ON WITH THE REAL STORY...
In a little forest North of Konoha, a group of campers were happily getting ready for breakfast.
Then Naruto was flung into a tree.
"You insane IDIOT!" screeched Shikamaru, advancing on him. "How the HELL did you manage to eat all twelve jumbo packs of ramen in one meal? NOW how're we gonna feed you?"
Naruto was still recovering from the shock of being thrown by Shikamaru, so he didn't answer.
"You'll have to live off hot dogs and soup and marshmallows," muttered Gaara. "And if anyone talks again, I will hurt them. Badly."
It's not really a surprise that everybody stayed quiet after that.
"Ahh, well," said Gaara after breakfast had been eaten. "Looks like I won't be hurting anyone."
Everybody sighed with relief.
"For now."
Everybody flinched.
"Let me get something real quick," said Temari, going into her tent. "I think I know how to calm you down, Gaara." (This is one of the ideas I got from my dream.)
She came out again - with a Play Station Portable. Gaara squealed with delight, grabbed the machine, and instanly turned it on.
"I love Neopets!" he cried, bending over the screen in anticipation.
Tenten scratched her head. "Is he playing Neopets:The Darkest Faerie?"
"Yes. The PSP is just about the only thing that can make him cool it."
"Aa."
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Meanwhile, in the trees, a man with white hair, a bunch of evil little hamsters with crowns on their heads, and a woman with a video camera watched the scene unfold before them.
"This is going to be good, Kurenai."
"No kidding."
"And then, bring them to our castle. Torture is fun."
"Don't get ahead of yourself, Prince Fluffy."
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"Dang it! Why'd I ever agree to go on this damn camping trip, anyway?" muttered Sasuke. He was trying to read a scroll on ninjustsu, but his mind kept on thinking about how much easier it'd be for him if he'd never gone along.
Outside his tent, there was just enough of a crack between the tent-flaps for Tenten to see the position Sasuke was lying in. Perfect, she thought, Step one of Operation Matchmaker was the sleeping arrangements. Step two... The girl grinned evilly as she saw a certain pink-haired kunoichi walking towards the tent. When Sakura was just opening the flaps-
"Whoops!" cried Tenten, pushing Sakura a little. She smiled evilly in her mind as Sakura fell right on top of Sasuke - and her mouth on his.
"OMG! I'm so sorry, Sakura!" cried Tenten, pushing her way into the tent. When she saw their position and the looks of shock on their faces, it took every ounce of her willpower not to burst into peals of laughter.
"Sorry, sorry... didn't mean to interrupt your... moment." The girl dashed out of the tent, into her own, and started laughing hyserically. Neji walked in, and thought she'd eaten too many hot dogs.
"2319! We have a 2319!" he yelled. Ino, Hinata, Naruto, and Lee all tumbled in, and began giving Tenten CPR.
"Guys! I'm fine! I'm fine!" cried Tenten, pushing them away. "I went into Sasuke and Sakura's tent, and saw them kissing! Oh, my god, it was hilarious!" she panted. Laughing is one thing that can make you gasp for breath.
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Sakura's POV
Wow... what's happening? I'm... kissing Sasuke? The Uchiha Sasuke? Woah... He's such a good kisser. Wait a second... HE IS?
Sasuke's POV
Sakura's kissing me. Well, THAT wasn't planned. But it feels kinda nice... Wait! WAIT! What was that?
Normal POV
The two got away from each other quickly, then Sakura jumped into her sleeping bag and hid her face under the top layer.
I'm such an idiot! Sasuke didn't want that to happen! And now I'm totally embarassed! Why does this happen like this? WHY?
Sasuke just sat there, stunned. Then he stood up and walked out of the tent, almost as though in a trance. When he came across Tenten-
BAM! He hit her in the stomach.
"WTF!" Tenten screamed in Sasuke's face.
"You shouldn't have pushed Sakura." he replied, and walked away.
Everybody stared after him except Gaara, who was still squealing over the delight of the PSP. Suddenly, Kakashi, Kurenai, and the evil hamsters jumped out of the bushed and started tying everybody up.
"WAAAK! NO! MY NEOPETS! THE DARKEST FAERIE WILL KILL THEM!" screamed Gaara as the PSP was taken from him.
"You - lose." said the PSP in its robotic tone.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"Shut up, Gaara! Can't you see we've got a bigger problem, here?" muttered Temari, as sher felt a cord wrapping around her wrists, right before a hamster walked over to her and hypnotized her.
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Sakura woke up in a dark, cold room with a stone floor and walls. She tried to call out, but she discovered she had a gag in her mouth, so so much for that idea. When she tried to remove the gag, she found that her hands were bound by a thick piece of rope.
Once again, so much for that idea.
Looking around, Sakura saw that all the others were in the room, too, tied up in the same fashion as her.
"Everybody alright?" asked Kiba, dropping the gag out of his mouth.
"I-a! Ow a yo a-le oo ak?" (Kiba, how are you able to talk?) cried Naruto through his gag.
"I bit the thing. Wad'you expect, from someone with dog teeth?" he said planitavely. "Now, I need to think o how to get us out of here."
"Ow a-ou us i-ing oo ou inds?" (How about just biting through our binds?)
"Good idea, Lee!" Kiba set to work, chomping his way through everyone's ropes, and from there they could remove their own gags.
"Well, now what?" asked Temari.
"There's no need to plan anything. It's already been done." came a siniister voice. Out of the shadows there stepped - a hamster in a suit?
"Aww, it's so cute!" cried Sakura.
"SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" yelled the hamster, ripping out a 32-caliber. "I AM NOT CUTE!"
Sakura backed away very slowly. She didn't want to get shot.
"I don't want to get shot."
"Well, then, who'd like to experience step one of TORTURE first?" asked the hamster, sounding very evil.
"I'll do it. You've probably arranged a tea party or something." said Gaara, stepping foreward.
"Very well. Follow me." The hamster left with Gaara following. THey went through several twisting hallways until they came to a room with a blue tiled floor and a sign that read All That on the wall. It was empty except for a lone director's chair in the middle of the room.
"Sit here and wait." said the hamster, and then he walked away.
Gaara sat still until he suddenly heard a voice coming from... wait, where was it coming from? It seemed to be everywhere.
Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars...
Suddenly, a new voice came.
You idiot! It's "Know Your Shinobi!" In case you haven't noticed, we're doing ninja, not TV stars!
Sorry.
Start over. And this time, DO IT RIGHT!
After a few more seconds-
Know Your Shinobi... Know Your Shinobi... Know Your Shinobi...
Gaara of the Sands.
He's a bloodthirsty maniac with a desire to kill.
"True..." said Gaara in the director's chair.
Gaara of the Sands.
His eyes make him look like a raccoon.
"Also true..." muttered Gaara. This is torture?
Gaara of the Sands.
has his Mommy tuck him into bed at night!
"No she doesn't. My mother is dead."
Yes she does... Momma's Boy.
"Shut up or I'll kill you."
How will you be able to? You don't know where I am... Momma's Boy.
"ARGH! IF YOU MUST INSULT ME, MOVE ON TO A NEW INSULT!"
Fine... Momma's Boy.
"Thank you. Hey... WAIT A SECOND!"
Gaara of the Sand.
eats his toes for dinner every night.
"Where the hell did you get that idea?" asked a pissed off Gaara.
It's true... Momma's Boy.
"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! Hey! Are you even listening? asked Gaara. He heard applause in the background, then the hamster came back and returned him to the waiting room, with the others.
"INUZUKA!"
"What?" asked Kiba.
"Follow me. It's your turn."
TBC...
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUH... What will Kiba's Know Your Shinobi be like? Where are Kakashi and Kurenai? What is the deal with the hamsters? Why do I sound like a freakin' retard when I say this? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!
Okay, I've realized something. VERY FEW PEOPLE ever read these little author's notes things, as my brother pointed out. I would like to know just how many of you people actually do. So when you leave a review, which I am ORDERING YOU to do by authorization of an author's footnotes, type 'Foot Locker is really a shoe store, which means it's not really Foot Locker' in your review. I don't care where you do, just do it, so that I know you read this
-Natsyourlord
PS: If it's easier for you, you may also type 'Foot Locker is all a LIE!' I'm just sayin'...