Wow... I never expected to have 40 reviews so fast! Actually, I got home from school on Tuesday and found out I had 48! YAAAY! Also, in Blue Mountain Ski School, I progressed to a Blue Square student! I'm so damn retarded when I get excited... Anyway, sorry I'm not answering reviews anymore... (dodges piano that falls from Kakashi's rigging) I'M SORRY! My god, you people are MEAN!

Sakura: You just made yourself dodge a piano.

Temari: The people aren't mean, you are.

Natsyourlord: Shut up and let me get on with the story and satisfy the people's raving hunger!

Lee: While you're at it, can you send us back to the campsite? I can think of at least 20 good things that can happen to us there.

Natsyourlord: I will, in a chapter or so.

Gaara: Can. We. Just. Get. On. With. The. STORY!

Natsyourlord: I'm typing as fast as I can! Geez!

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Kurenai and Kakashi watched as the sets of teenagers got closer...

And closer...

And when the final, reluctant pair (Temari and Lee) started this form of mental torture, Kakashi, in his excitement, pressed the button on his remote.

BANG!

Everybody stopped the careful making-out to stare at the anvil resting in the middle of the room with wide eyes, and Kiba and Gaara poked their heads in from the hallway.

"Carry on." said Kakashi, as if nothing had happened. Still wide-eyed, the couples went back to their previous activity.

That is, until Hinata started blushing so furiously that she fell over in a dead faint.

Naruto stared at her, but everybody else was too busy trying to avoid kissing very much (although secretly they were all starting to enjoy it) and so he just stood there until Kakashi saw Hinata had fainted, and pressed the button again, this time in anger.

A 1,000-pound weight crashed on top of the silver-haired man. Everybody stared (and no, he's not dead, peoples). Finally, someone thought to call a doctor, and Kakashi was rushed away in an ambulace while all the evil hamsters, Kurenai, and the Chunnin (I know I haven't mentioned it before but they're all 16 and Chuunin in this fic, okay?) all waved and watched it fly off in the direction of the hospital.

"Well, that was random." muttered Sasuke. The others just nodded very, very slowly.

"OMG!" squealed Temari suddenly. "Gaara and Kiba!"

As it turned out, Gaara and Kiba were fine.

That is, if you can call watching yourself be humiliated on a TV show for a half an hour fine.

Gaara's eye was twitching and Kiba... Kiba just sat there, looking distraught, a word which here means, "degraded by watching one's self over and over again in a humiliating manner". (I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events, either.) On the screen of the 40-inch plasma, it was in the middle of Gaara's Know Your Shinobi.

"Gaara of the Sand."

"eats his toes for dinner every night."

Temari reached over and turned off the DVD player. "Guys? You okay?"

"So... many... insults..."

"So... much... urge to kill..."

"Let's... leave these two alone, alright? In the meantime, why don't we play Quidditch?" (I don't own Harry Potter, OK? I'm just using it coz it's random and I have writer's block.)

"Ok." everyone said in unison. They were led out to a Quidditch pitch in yet another part of the castle. There, they were all given brooms and a quick flying lesson. Then they jumped into the air.

"This is fun!" cried Sakura, flying around the pitch. All of a sudden, 10 bludgers were released onto the field.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

ten minutes later...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-OOF!" screamed Sakura as she pummled off her broom. These bludges were evil, and controlled from the inside by evil hamsters with controls and seatbelts.

"DIE!" screamed one of the bludgers as it whizzed towards Neji and Sasuke.

"Did that bludger just yell a threat at us?" asked Sasuke.

"Umm... I think s- GYAH!" They were both hit in the backs of the heads with two other bludgers and careened towards the ground.

Naruto and Tenten were watching the scene unfold before them. "This is indefinitely another form of their Torture." muttered Naruto.

"Be ready to be whacked in the stomach with a large metal ball?"

"OH, yeah."

BAM!

Shikamaru had used his big brain to pull Ino and Lee to a spot where the hamsters couldn't see them. In other words, they all sent out bunshins to take their places and flew their brooms around to the front of the castle.

And gasped.

And gasped again.

And gasped a third time.

"My god!" screamed Ino at the authoress. "Will you please stop making us gasp? It's ANNOYING."

Fine, whatever. muttered NYL.

And then they all gasped again.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!" screeched Ino.

Hey, be glad I'm not making you sing.

"That would be better than all this gasping at absolutely nothing."

Really? Then I'll make you sing.

"Wait, that was sarca-"

We're soarin'.

Flyin'.

There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach.

If we're tryin'

Yeah we're breakin' free.

Should I do more?

"NO!" all the people screamed.

"We want you to die!" screamed a random person. "You and your accursed High School Musical obsession!"

HEY!

"Know what? Let's get back to the story, OK?" Shikamaru muttered. Everyone yelled in agreement.

Ok, where were we? Oh yeah...

They flew up to the front of the castle, but were hit in the heads with flying bird doo.

"Oh. My. EFFIN' GOD!" screamed Ino. The bird poop dripped into her eyes, and she started screaming until she fell off her bed into the hands of a waiting guard, who ran inside an opened door in the wall and didn't close it.

"Well, that was stupid of us." muttered Shikamaru.

"CURSE YOU, NATSYOURLORD!" yelled Lee desperately.

More bird doo fell on his head.

"DAMMIT!"

TBC...

Done! Wow, that was written in one day, and my deranged little brother was trying to steal the computer from me so that he could go on So I grabbed his wrist really hard and he ran away screaming and yelling, "I WANT FOOD!" So be grateful you're getting this chapter early. Coz it wasn't easy to write.

-Natsyourlord