Sorry for the long up date, but I'm studying coz the writing PSSA (Pennsylvania State Standerdized Assesment) is next week, and I can only write a little bit at a time. But I'm trying! I mean it!

Also, I just wanna say to my friend Raven, who recently opened a fanfiction accout... YOU ROCK! Thanks for reading my story, Raven! See you in school!

On with the story...

Ino was being carried through dark hallways, and she was scared.

I wish I'd been hit with one of those insane bludgers! instead, I'm here, in the arms of a hamster, and I can't move! DAMN!

More bird poo landed on her head.

SCREW IT!

"Ahem... you're supposed to go here, madam." said the hamster, indicating a large room to his left. Ino went inside, and screamed.

More bird doo.

"You are EVIL, Natsyourlord!" screamed Ino.

That doesn't neccesarily prevent me from writing this story, does it? Now, stop hating me, or I'll make it so that the bird poop is on your head.

"You... are... a... dirty... filthsome... BLACKMAILER!" Ino screeched. She ran over to the wall and pressed a large red button. An exact replica of Zabuza's sword fell into her hand, and the authoress fell into the story.

"Oh, shit." she muttered, then ran away screaming as Ino followed her, yelling, "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, NATSYOURLORD, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

"This is worse than recess!" cried the poor, poor girl, running as fast as her legs would carry her.

A/N: I'm tired of making myself get killed by Ino. So let's go see how Lee and Shika are getting along, hmm?

"Put it on, Lee."

"But... my spandex suit..."

"PUT IT ON."

"Okay, okay! Sheesh!"

Shikamaru and Lee walked out of a closet, dressed in little hamster uniforms. (LOL!) They passed by other hamsters, but were paid no attention to by anyone. They went inside a random door, and saw that a lot of hamsters were gathereds around a podium with another hamster on it. (Hamsters are the coolest animals on the planet... except for maybe lemurs)

"Now, we need two volunteers. Let's take... You two! Back there! You can go!" said the hamster at the podium, pointing at Lee and Shika. They were instantly ushered into a large glass door, which was closed behind them. They found themselves in instant darkness.

"What's going on?" asked Lee.

"I dunno. But knowing these furry creatures of death, it can't be good, so-"

10... 9... 8... 7...

"Lee?"

"Yeah?"

"I think I know what's going on."

"What?"

6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... LIFTOFF.

"Oh."

The room rocked, and with a sudden blast of light, Lee and Shikamaru saw that they were inside of a rocket ship. In the background, a little radio was playing Crash by Gwen Stephani.

"NOOOO! I CAN'T STAND GWEN STEPHANI! SHE'S AN EVIL WOMAN WHO WRITES SONGS ABOUT SEX!" screamed Lee. He ran around in circles until he crashed into a wall and fell down unconsious. (No offense, Gwen Stephani fans.)

The rocket ship vibrated and rode them out to the planet Uranus, where Andy Griffith's mutant zombie blowflies came and covered both boys with mutant zombie blowfly-spit.

"YEEEUCH!" screeched Shikamaru.

OoOoOoOoOoOoO

Natsyourlord was out of breath, and Ino had cornered her. She was grinning like a lunatic, and she raised Zabuza's sword high in the air. Then, Natsyourlord had an idea.

"Think fast, she cried, taking off her shoe and throwing it at Ino. It hit Ino, and she got knocked back into a large pile of bird poop. Then Natsyourlord whipped out her laptop and typed:

Ino fell into the pile of bird poop, and while she was getting out, Kurenai burst into the room and took her back to the others in the dungeon/waiting room, while Natsyourlord ran very fast back to her home in Pennsylvania, coz there was a huge snowstorm expected that day and she wanted to post the chapter before the storm hit and cut the power.

Of course, the second she hit the "save" button, all this happened instantly, and Natsyourlord got home where she was very glad to see that the storm hadn't hit yet. (Just in case you live in the area and want to know if this is the same storm as the one you think I'm talking about, it happens today, which is February 11, 2006. Happy wintertime, peoples!)

Then, Shika and Lee returned to Earth, were they were ambushed by hamsters and carried back to the waiting room.

"Your next form of torture," said Kurenai. "Will be to wrestle... MOMO THE LEMUR!" Momo tepped from behind a curtain, wearing boxer shorts and boxing gloves.

"I'll do it!" yelled Naruto. "I saw this guy on Avatar! I wanna wrestle him first!"

"Your funeral." said Kurenai.

TBC...

I know, I know... it was short, but this big ice storm is attacking my town right now, and if I don't post it now, I won't get another chance until, like... TUESDAY! So please have mercy! The air outsde is 16 degrees, and the snow's coming down hard. So FORGIVE ME!

In other news, I have recently finished every Shaman King book in my house, AKA volumes 1-6. Shaman King is awesome! If you don't read it, you're an idiot. So in all reviews, put "Shaman King RULES, But Naruto DOMINATES!" so that I know you read this. I know, It's cheesy, but they're officially my two favorite mangas in the world!

-Natsyourlord the Skier