BOO-Yea! 63 reviews! I wonder if I can make it to 100! Oh, man, would that be great! Also, I had a review in which someone asked me what a period and tampons are. If that person is reading right now, I'd like to say that I am not going to explain under any circumstances, and that if they don't know what they are, then I have no idea why they asked ME. I refuse to explain! It's wrong!

I forgot to add a disclaimer in the previous chapters, so here it is.

Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto, or any other published manga/anime. However, I do have a considerable amount of my own manga characters in my sketchbook, and I want to own a hamster. If I DID own Naruto, Kakashi would be ultra-buff, Naruto would wear blue, Tsunade would not have giant boobs, Sakura and Sasuke would get married, Hinata wouldn't be shy, the Ichiraku ramen shop would be called McRamen's, Orochimaru would use his powers for good, Jiraya would get beaten up by more girls than ever, and Yoh and Anna from Shaman King would come in and... OMG I just had a great idea! Read the story below! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... I'm evil...

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Naruto and Momo stood either side of the floor. Kurenai rung a bell on the side of the room.

DINGDING!

Naruto made a seal. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" He yelled, and a bunch of Nauto clones appeared and rushed at Momo. At the last possible second, Momo jumped, and all the clones poofed away as they crashed into the wall. The real Naruto threw a shuriken at the lemur, who caugh it and returned the throw. Naruto got struck in the leg, and he got really mad.

"Everybody take cover!" cried Naruto. Suddenly, four huge tails erupted from him, his hair bristled, and he grew claws. he sliced at Momo, who dodged and grabbed Kakashi's Large-And-Heavy-Object-Dropper and pressed the button. A safe fell from the celing and squashed Naruto, who was rushed off to the hospital in the same manner as Kakashi. Everyone watched in a stunned silence.

"My N-Naruto-kun..." whispered Hinata. "BRING IT ON!" She screamed suddenly, and ran at Momo with full force, activating the Gentle Fist attack. Amazingly, Momo was struck down after one move, and lay on the ground. Everyone stared at Hinata in a stunned silence.

"How the hell..." muttered Gaara. Neji's, Kiba's, and Ino's mouths suddenly dropped so far they hit the floor. Now everyone was gaping at them.

All the gaping continued until a hamster ran in with a cellphone. "Miss Kurenai, you have 10 new voicemail."

"10 voicemail? Jiraya better not've been taking pictures of me in the shower again!" said Kurenai, flipping the phone open and listening to her messages, along with everyone else.

Hello, Kurenai, this is Icha Icha Paradise production works. We are pleased to inform you that you have made the front page on our next issue! Please call us at 1-800-N-U-D-E for more information. BEEP.

Hey, Kurenai, it's me, Kakashi. I'm calling from the hospital to tell you that, according to Naruto, a lemur squashed him with a safe. Is this true? Please call the hospital and ask for my room number, B-18. I need a witness for these lies. BEEP.

Hello, this is Orochimaru, interviewing people on their best jutsus and how best to capture - I mean, contact - them. If you're interested in the inteview, please call my number. 555-7540. BEEP.

Kurenai, I am a stalker. I will not tell you my real name, but you can call me Oturan Ikamuzu. Give me all of your ramen or prepare to die. BEEP.

This is your fanclub. About the bra you gave us so that we'd leave you alone, we, uh... lost it. Can you give us another one? BEEP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! This is Kankuro saying I found out about the terrible things that are happening to my siblings an I'm glad. They deserve to be tortured because they're nothing but idiotic brats! Especially Gaara! I think he's just an ignorant little brat who... sand? What - how- AUUGH! NO! STOP! GYAAAAAAH! BEEP.

Hi, Sasuke! This is your fangirl, Kyomi! I just want to tell you that your code name is adorable! I mean, who'd think that "Kurenai" meant Sasuke! Call me, Sasuke! I'm the one for you! BEEP.

Kurenai, this is the FBI. We have the castle surrounded. Let the campers go. You have 10 minutes to let them go free. If you do not cooperate we will take them forcefully. BEEP.

Kurenai-sensei, this is Shino. I have completed the mission. Tell me when I need to go stalk Gai again. BEEP.

Um... Hi... This is Kyomi again. I'm sorry, I left a message on the wrong machine. Please forget that I exist, Miss Kurenai. Oh, and are you aware that there's a boy in a bright orange jumpsuit outside your door? He calls himself Oturan Ikamuzu, and says he's stalking you for ramen. BEEP.

"I will kill Jiraya. All of you, go back to your campsite befor I get ARRESTED!" screamed Kurenai, blowing them all out the window into the arms of several policemen.

"Thank you, kids. Now we need to go and arrest Kurenai for kidnapping you and throwing two men it jail." Just then, Kurenai jumped out the window, screaming, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!" Kurenai landed in a Police Utility Vehicle, which began speeding down the road as FBI men handcuffed her. "Daw, drat!" muttered Kurenai. Everyone else just stared.

"That... was the most insane and freaky thing I have ever seen/heard." murmered Neji. The police led them all into a police car, and took them back to the campsite.

"See ya later, kids. And remember, Kurenai's serving her sentence by cleaning Asuma's house. So you all relax now." With that, the car sped away. The group turned and started hiking the trail to get to the campsite.

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"GYAAAAAAAAAH!" shrieked Temari, Sakura, Neji, Tenten, Sasuke, and... well, just about everybody.

The campsite was a mess. Food was scattered everywhere, and the tents were lopsided.

"How. The. Hell. Did. This. HAPPEN?" Tenten screamed. "This stuff cost me over 20,000 yen! And LOOK what happens! LOOK!"

Evewrybody stepped away from Tenten, seeing as she had whipped out a gigantic katana and was prancing around the camp angrily, slashing at the ground and at a chipmunk who happened to be crawling around nearby.

"WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?" she yelled into the heavens.

"Um... at least it's a nice day." said Gaara, gesturing at the clear blue sky. Suddenly, clouds filled it up in about two seconds and began pouring rain. "I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!" screamed Tenten.

"Shelter!" cried Shikamaru, using his huge brain to locate an empty mountain house about a half a mile from where they were. With the group's ninja techniques, they managed to get there quite quickly. But Tenten was still mad.

"20,000 YEN! I AM COMPLETELY BROKE! WHO WRECKED OUR CAMPSITE!" she hollered, pointing a dripping finger in everybody's faces. Sasuke trie to cover her mouth with his hand, but she bit him.

"How the hell do we get her to calm down? At this rate, she's going to go on a massacre!" Sasuke whispere to Gaara as Tenten begain laughing maniacally.

"Surprise." Gaara muttered back.

"How do we give her enough of a shock to get ther to be quiet?"

"Uh... I know!"

"What is it?"

"Have Neji kiss her."

"WHAT?"

"You know, it might be fun to join her in that massacre..."

Sasuke leaned over to Neji. "Neji, kiss her."

"WHAT?"

"That's what I said when Gaara suggested it!"

"In the mood she's in? She'll bite my lips off!"

"Do it or she'll go on a killing spree!"

"FINE!" With that, Neji went up to Tenten, who, by the way, was dangerously close to havin a seziure, and kissed her.

Everyone went, "Oooooooooh..." and Neji began to blush furiously.

"Hey, look!" cried Kiba. "Her face isn't purple anymore!"

Neji pulled away from Tenten, who was standing there with a strange look on her face, as though someone had gushed her with a Storm 2000 water gun. She went to Neji with a dangerous look in her eyes. "Who," she said, her voice hoarse. "Told you to do that?"

"It was Sasuke!" cried Neji, dropping to his knees and sobbing. "And he heard it from Gaara!"

Tenten went into the kitchen for a moment, then came out with a large and noticably sharp vegetable knife in her hand. In the other was an iron pan.

"Run." she said in a frightning voice. "Run fast." Gaara, of course, obeyed immediatly, running around and screaming like a little girl. Tenten followed with amazing speed, screeching, "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, SAND-BOY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

"This is worse than an S-ranked mission!" cried the poor, poor boy, running as fast as his legs would carry him.

"Where have I seen this before?" murmured Ino.

All of a sudden, Yoh and Anna from Shaman King came from behind a corner. "Anna, I told you, I'm sick, so I can't run arou-" Yoh stopped suddenly as he noticed the newcomers.

"What the HELL are you people doing in my mountain house!" screamed Anna.

Uh-oh.

Things do not look good for our favorite band of campers.

TBC...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, no! What will happen to the campers now? Knowing Anna, it can't be good. I myself have no idea what's going on, so I am welcoming any requests/ideas for the story. Also, if you go to and on search, type in How to Drive, it gives you this really funny video! Watch it and tell me if you think it's funny or not. I just thought it'd be a good little bit of added humor to your lives.

CRUD! Tomorrow's yet another day of testing. If you live in Pennsylvania and are in 5th through 11th grade, you know what I'm talking about. I hate testing. Anyway, I have no idea when I'll have some new ideas for this stor, so I'll start typing up the next chapter as soon as I get... 75 reviews. Sound fair? Okay, good.

Remember to review, if you want another chapter!

-Natsyourlord