Hermione came running frantically into the great hall.
"The British are coming! The British or coming!" she yelled.
"But we are British!" Ron said, confused.
"I know! But I wanted to show how smart I was," she boasted.
Professor Quirrel came running into the room.
"There's a troll- TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!" he yelled.
"Hey, I was talking," Hermione said, crying.
"It's okay, Hermy, I love you," Ron said, putting an arm around her.
"No fair!" Draco yelled.
"Now I hate you all!"
"And I love you all!" said a voice.
"Oh no!" everyone chanted.
All of a sudden the glass broke in the windows and a man in a 3-headed dog suit jumped through the windows.
"I will eat everything!" he said, laughing maniacally.
Fred took his piece of toast and used it as a shield as the "dog" took out a huge, hard, long roll of Italian bread.
"You're bakery products are too weak, young one," he said, breaking the bread apart into crumbs.
He lifted off his mask and… gasp it was Voldemort!
"Oops, forgot to take it off," said a girlish voice, taking off the Voldemort mask. It was Luna "Looney" Lovegood.
"Let's go bother Snape!" she said.
"Hey that's my line!" Harry said.
"Bother, Bother, Bother!" they all yelled, while bothering him.
He stopped moving.
"Woohoo, that was fun!" Harry yelled.
"You know you liked it, Potter," Malfoy said.
"I like the part when he stopped moving," Ron said.
Dumbledore walked in.
"Dumbledore, you're alive!" they yelled.
"We love Dumbledore," they said.
"I love you too, now get off me," he said.
"Oh, and Harry, your parents are alive too!" he said.
"Yea!" he yelled, and then the muffin man came over for tea and scones.
The End