Alright! As promised, if you sent ideas I give special thanks to InsaneScriptist and nightmare car, and also I thank the person who told me what Inuyasha is, Ankino blossoms, and encourage you all to send more ideas. WOO-HOO!
Now I only used InsaneSciptist's ideas in this chapter, so I dedicate it to him/her, but I will see if I can use nightmar car's ideas in another one. Remember that if you send ideas, you get special dedication!
I still don't know when I can watch Inuyasha, though... how sad...
ON WITH THE STORY...
Sakura woke up, feeling surprisingly warm and tight. That's odd. she thought. I mean, this doesn't feel like a blanket, or a pillow, or a matress. It feels so safe and warm and... it's moving... She opened her eyes and found herself looking at Sasuke's shirt. Her eyes wandered upwards and she saw he was still asleep, his arms wrapped tightly around her.
Uh-oh.
"Sasuke, wake up. C'mon, you're holding me too tight. I can't breathe."
Sasuke shifted a little, and screwed up his face in discomfort. Dang pillow. It wouldn't shut up. He was very tired, seeing as last night's... surprise kept him up long past midnight.
"Dampi'ow. Shup. Wagobsleep, nogeddup." Sauke mumbled beforewrapping his arms tighter around Sakura, who frowned in worry.
Ssauke was going to hate her when he woke up.
Meanwhile, Ino, Shikamaru, and Lee were having a debate over who was going to go get firewood.
"Well, I can't go. I'm making breakfast." said Ino. "One of you's gotta do it, coz I'm not."
"Uh... I gotta, uh, help Ino. Lee, I bet Gai would think that you were doing a good thing, helping everyone by going outside in that snow and getting us firewood."
Of course, Lee got up and ran outside right away. Tenten came out from her room and looked at Shikamaru groggily. "Did you just say it's snowing? In July?"
"Don't blame me, blame the author." muttered Shikamaru, slinking into the kitchen after Ino. Tenten just threw her hands up and groaned. "How else is she going to torture us?"
As if to punctuate that statement, Lee suddenly started screaming from outside. Tenten pulled on her shoes quickly and ran outside to see Lee getting attacked by a raccoon.
"GETITOFFGETITGOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" screamed Lee, running around in circles as the raccoon continued to assault him.
"Lee! Hang on!" Tenten whipped out a shuriken and knocked the raccoon off Lee, then helped him gather the wood he'd dropped as the small creature scurried away.
When they finally got back to the cabin, everyone had sat down to eat already except Sasuke and Sakura, for the reason we all know. Nobody really seemed to notice Lee had been attacked until Kiba looked at him, about to ask him to pass the butter.
"Lee, dude! What happened to your face?" At this, everyone at the table turned to look at Lee. In turn, their jaws all fell off their faces and onto the floor.
"He got mauled by a raccoon. Hey, Ino, could you pass the syrup?" said Tenten.
Suddenly a yell of shock was heard from Sasuke's and Sakura's room, followed by a "YOU PERVERTED WOMAN!"
"Ho, boy." muttered Neji.
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Sasuke had woken up feling quite happy and content, seeing as he was holding something soft and warm. Then he heard it murmur, "Sasuke, c'mon. Pleeeeeease get up." When Sasuke opened his eyes, he saw that he was very close to someone... Too close...
"GYAH! YOU PERVERTED WOMAN!" he yelled as he threw the blankets off and unwrapped his arms from around Sakura. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?"
"Sasuke, I didn't do anything. Just liste-"
"NO! YOU SICK! WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO - TO SNUGGLE WITH ME IN YOUR SLEEP?" Sauke shoved her away from him so fast that she fell off the side of the bed. "OW!"
"Oh, my god..." Sasuke crawled over to see Sakura in obvious pain. "Are... Are you alright?"
Sakura sat up gingerly and rubbed her head where she'd hit it. "Yes Sasuke. I just spent the last hour held against my will in bed by my ex-crush and teammate because he thought I was a pillow, and then he woke up and shoved me out of the bed, and I slammed my head against the wall and think I'm bleeding a little, but I'm just fine. No, whaddya think?"
"Oops. Sorry."
"It's okay. Just help me out a little by getting some ice, okay?"
"Okay." Sasuke ran out into the kitchen, where everyone started asking questions at once.
"What happened?"
"Did Sakura actually snuggle with you?"
"Is she alright?
"Are you alright?"
"It was a misunderstanding." muttered Sasuke, grabbing an ice pack from the freezer before going back to his room he shared with Sakura.
"Thanks," she said, taking the ice pack and then sitting on the bed beside Sasuke. "What were you dreaming about that made you hug me so tightly, anyway?"
Sasuke thought back to his dream. It had seemed very vague.
Drinking punch at a party they were holding for some unknown reason. The punch tasted a little strange. Sasuke begn to feel... odd. Then he noticed that Sakura looked quite pretty... before he knew it, they and everybody else was drunk and making out...
"Uh... I'd rather not say."
"Well, if you're sure. Now, I'm hungry. See you, Sasuke." Sakura hopped off the bed, still holding the ice pack, and skipped ino the kitchen.
Sasuke slid off the bed and went out the door, to find In standing right outside it. "Sasuke, since it's snowing so hard, we might be able to go sledding. And you're gonna starve, unless you eat something."
"Uh... Ino? The snow has stopped. We can't go sledding."
Ino glanced out the window. Now it was raining again. "Oh, poopie. TENTEN! Check the weather!"
From the den there was the sound of a TV being turned on, followed by a "NOOO! MORE RAIN! ALL WEEK!"
"Oh. Guess that answers my question. Sasuke-kun, if you want some food, there's a few bagels, about 2 pancakes, and at least 1 cereal box left out. We know you eat a lot." Ino walked into the den, followed by an "Oh, my GOD! WE HAVE A 2319! TENTEN HAS A 2319 AGAIN!" Everyone sprinted into the den except for Sasuke, who decided he was too hungry to give Tenten CPR. So he walked into the kitchen.
And saw Sakura choking on some bacon.
"Uh - Oh, man, I know what to do!" Sasuke dashed over, screaming, "THE HEIMLECH! THE HEIMLECH!" and he wrapped his arms around her and gav three thrusts. Out came the bacon and Sakura collapsed on the floor.
To a certain Inuzuka walking by, it looked like something else.
Sasuke... and Sakura... NO WAY! I'd better keep this to myself. Kiba hurried off, and Sasuke helped Sakura up.
"You okay?"
"I'm...cough... I'm fine."
"Alright, good." Sasuke looked at all the leftover food on the table, then turned to the girl beside him. "They don't clean up very well, do they?"
"No, not really."
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Meanwhile, at a treehouse not very far from the cabin, four senseis and a blonde boy were plotting revenge.
"This is going to pay that little Hinata brat back for screwing up my machine and making me get squashed!" exclaimed one with silver hair. The man next to him held up a hand.
"Patience, Kakashi." He took a long drag on his cigarette. "We need todo this through stealth. And stealth means CODENAMES!"
"Aw, RIGHT! I'm gonna be called BestHokage!" cried the boy.
"Shut up, Naruto. You don't need a codename. You're the most important part of the operation, remember?"
The boy scratched his head. "I am?"
"Yes!" cried a man with giant eyebrows and a Moe Howard hairdo. "Although I wish it were my Lee that was the main part of the plan! Lee would do it perfectly!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." muttered a black-haired woman. "I just hope that you dont mess it up, Naruto."
"I won't, I won't!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight..."
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In the cabin, things were all the same as yesterday, except that Hinata wasn't cooking. She had taken out her own NintenDogs and was having them interact with Gaara's. Also, instead of Drake and Josh, Dodgeball was on TV.
"Gaara, make your NintenDog stop mauling Hinata's!" exclaimed Tenten, once again coaching over Gaara's shoulder. "That's mean!"
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Destroy! Destroy!" cried Gaara, who was making his NintenDog attack Hinata's with utmost viciousness.
"Castlevania..."
"Oh, FINE!"
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" muttered Temari, getting up to open the door. She swung it open and stared.
"Naruto?"
"Oh, yeah, it's me!" cried Naruto, stepping into the house. "Uzumaki Naruto, at your service."
"How did you know we were here?" Temari asked.
"Oh, it was easy. Some really nice people down at the hospital told me. They said my headband reminded them of some people they had staying at their house in the woods, so... Hey, are you guys playing NintenDogs?" He rushed over and immediatly began giving Hinata battle tactics so that she could try and defeat Gaara's NintenDog.
"Oooookay..." Temari walked back over to the couch. "Looks like Naruto will be staying here, too.
"Looks like trouble." Sasuke remembered something about his dream that had to do with Naruto, but he couldn't remember.
Whatever it was, though, it was bad.
TBC...
Oooh... A CLIFFHANGER! OH, BOY! Also, did the nice people notice how much faster I got this chapter up? It's because I got ideas! HURRAY! Ok, remember, if you want to send me ideas, do it in a review, coz I almost never check my e-mail. Also, I love you if you review! In fact, next chapter I'll be posting the names of all the best reviewers! So REVIEW, like NOW!
-Natsyourlord
