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On with the story...
Ok. When we last left off, our happy ninja clan was up in Yoh and Anna's mountain house, trying to arrange a party in celebration of Naruto's return. Ordinarily they wouldn't have bothered, but when Sasuke tried to object, Hinata's eyes turned very evil and in a whisper, she told Sasuke that Naruto deserved a party, and if he tried to object he could very quickly find himself dead.
Hence, the inner Hinata.
"Alright. Since it's my party, I insist we have RAMEN EVERYWHERE!" cried Naruto. Sakura glared at him. He shut up.
"How about some punch, a bowls of chips, pretzels, and cheese balls, and little weenie dogs? And for music, we could play some Toshiro Masuda soundtrack?" asked Tenten. (For those of you who don't know, Toshiro Masuda is the group that writes and plays all the Naruto songs. They're really famous in Japan.)
"Sounds good! And as for games..." started Ino...
"SPIN THE BOTTLE, TRUTH-OR-DARE, CROSSOVER!" all the girls screamed. The guys put their hands over their ears.
"What the hell is that?" asked Neji.
"Exactly what it sounds like. The 'dare' is going nto a closet and making out with a person that the asker gets to pick." replied Tenten curtly.
"Oh, crud..." said all the boys except Gaara.
"Hey, where's Gaa-" began Temari, but was interrupted with "SIT! STAY! ROLL OVER! DO ANYTHING!" Everyone turned their attention to the corner of the room, where Gaara was sitting, eagerly playing the Nintendo DS. "DAMMIT!" He stood up and threw the DS across the room.
And then he blinked.
"OH, NO! PETEY!" he cried, dashing over to the machine, tenderly picking it up and turning it over. "It's okay, Daddy's here."
Everyone stared. Then - CLANG - their jaws hit the floor.
"What? That's his name." said Gaara, who then returned to his game, giggling all the while.
"Ooooookay..."
After they had finished brainstorming, the group set out in search of any of the things they needed for Naruto's party. But Tenten, in matchmaker mode, only had eyes for her favorite couple.
Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura.
At the moment, they were looking inside the closet off by the bedrooms, where they hoped to find some sort of decoration.
"Hey, Sasuke, can you help me look for some streamers?" called Sakura from inside.
"What? Oh, sure."
Perfect. Tenten positioned herself outside the door, waiting for Sasuke to go in just a little bit... There!
She slammed the door and locked it. From inside she heard Sasuke's voice. "What the-" The doorknob jiggled. "Oh, shit."
"What is it?" Sakura's voice.
"The door's locked."
"Oh, man. Somebody's probably shoved us in here and is going around telling everybody not to open the door. Don't waste your breath yelling. Someone's bound to figure out we're gone eventually."
Tenten just grinned like a maniac and walked away.
Inside the Closet...
"Oh... now what do we do? Someone is playing matchmaker, but I don't know who, I'm stuck in a closet with Sasuke, and we're having a 'Welcome Back, Naruto' party in three hours! Could this get any worse?" Sakura muttered as she stood against the door.
Depends on what you mean by worse.
Sasuke walked over to a shelf, trying to see if he could find a flashlight (the closet doesn't have a light). On his way over, he slipped on a broom and fell...
right...
into...
Sakura.
Both of them felt their lips touch something soft, and screamed inside their heads, Oh, SNAP! Sakura, unprepared for Sasuke's fall, fell onto the ground and right on top of Sasuke, where something heavy fell on top of them, thus locking them in their curent position. Through it all, they somehow still had their lips in contact. Sakura finally got over the shock and pulled her mouth away, though there was nothing she could do about the object lying across her back.
"You have some explaining to do, Uchiha."
"Uh... I fell."
"You fell."
"... Yes."
"And your lips making contact with mine and your hands dangerously close to my butt is just a coincidence."
"... Crazy as it may seem... yes."
"Well, I can't punch you, seeing as we're stuck on the floor and it won't do much to you, and if I bite you, you might bleed on me. So I guess the only punishment I can give you for abusing me when we're locked in a closet is the silent treatment.
"Sounds fair." Sasuke lifted his head and pecked her on the cheek.
"HEY!"
Sasuke smirked. "That silent treatment didn't last very long."
"Oh, shut up."
"Why? We're locked inside a closet, no one can see us, you've had a crush on me since you were eleven..."
"Sasuke! I'm way over that! You're just a friend!"
"You sure? Coz you used to have the hots for me..."
"SHADDAP!"
Urgh...
An hour passed and finally they fell asleep, Sakura first, then Sasuke shortly after.
Meanwhile, outside in the rest of the house, Neji was looking for some balloons. Naruto had sent him to find some, though he hadn't the slightest idea how he was going to find balloons in a mountain house.
"Screw it..."
He activated the Byakugan, deciding that he might as well see the whole house at once and get done with it. What he saw, though, was unexpected.
Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura were lying on the floor in a closet, asleep. Sakura's head was resting on Sasuke's chest, and Sasuke had both arms around her. There was a hollow iron bar, about 10 inches in diameter, lying across Sakura's back and locking them in that position. Neji was about to go to the closet and get them out when he noticed the door was locked from the outside. He stuck his hands in his pockets, deactivated the byakugan, and stalked away grinning.
OoOoOoOoOoOoO
"Did Naruto get inside?" asked a man with a Moe Howard hairdo inside of the Ultra Secret Revenge-Seeking Senseis' Headquarters.
"Yes, of course. And they trust him completely. Why wouldn't they?" asked a man with a cigarrette.
"I dunno. He might've let something slip. We're talking Naruto here, not James Bond." muttered a woman with red eyes and long black hair.
"Well," said a man with silver hair and a mask, "Looks like Point A of our plan, the party, is in a few hours, so at least he didn't screw that up."
"Yeah. Now all that we need to do is hope he didn't smash any of those sake bottles while giving Hinata battle tactics to defeat Gaara's NintenDog. He was dancing around like a fool."
"Is that Maito Gai's favorite part of our plan for revenge? The sake-in-the-punch?" smirked the silver-haired man.
"No! My favorite part is the Portly Penguin Parade! Yosh!"
"No way. That's MY favorite part! Choose your own!"
"Okay, my favorite part is when we're going to reveal ourselves to the students! I will be able to talk to Lee again! Yosh!"
"That is the Portly Penguin Parade!"
"It's still my favorite part! Yosh!"
"STOP ENDING EVERY SENTENCE WITH 'YOSH'! IT'S ANNOYING!"
"Okay! Yosh!"
"Gyargh!"
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Finally, Ino went into the closet trying to find a broom, and was instead greeted by the sight of Sakura and Sasuke asleep, only now Sakura was cuddling into Sasuke's chest. The bar was still on top of them, though.
Hmm... thought Ino. The right thing to do would be to wake them up and help Sakura get that bar off her back. But the smart thing to do would be... to take digital pictures and sell them on Konoha eBay! Ino whipped out a digital camera and began taking pictures. After getting about twenty, she slammed the door and sprinted away, howling with laughter.
"I got the pictures! I got the pictures! I got the pictures!" she shrieked, running into her own room and slamming the door. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ino... what are you doing?" asked Shikamaru, who was sitting on his bed, blowing up balloons. "Did you sneak into the bathroom and take pictures of Neji's butt?"
"No! Look!" She showed him the pictures on the camera. Shika's expression went from bored to amused, then highly amused. "Wow. Where'd you get these?"
"They're in that storage closet down the hall. We should probably wake 'em up now, don'cha think? But don't tell them about the pictures. I need to sell them to Konoha's newspaper and get rich, rich, RICH!" Ino went over to her nightstand and thrust the camera deep inside. "Can't have anyone finding it."
"Right... c'mon, let's go wake them up." They walked down the hall and over to the closet. Ino swung the door open to see Sasuke and Sakura still on the floor, but now they were awake.
"THANK YOU!" cried Sakura. "I've been waiting for someone to realize we've been gone for hours!"
Ino and Shikamaru looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
Finally it was party time. The decorations were put up, there was a big banner that read "Welcome Back, Naruto!" and food was set out.
"Okay, let's party it up!" cried Naruto. Tenten flipped a switch and turned on Haruka Kanata.
Humi koru sama seru. Keti kiro simi wa sonaio! Neru nudu kero!
Neji koku sosai ari! Niko sia niko wa sorayo! Neki no sureyooooooo...
BUM BUM BUM Kokoro no goto!
BUM BUM BUM Kiari ne geto!
BUM BUM BUM Nisi arei reyaaaa!
Eveyone started dancing and singing along with the music. Everyone, that is, except Naruto. He went over to the food table and poured three bottles of extremely strong sake into the punch, then mixed it up so that no one would notice. Then he went over to Hinata and offered her some punch. HInata gladly took it and drank it.
TBC...
I know, I know. You all want me to continue. Guess what? I'm deciding to leave a biiiig cliffie right there. Serves you right if you didn't review! (If you did review, sorry, this just seemed like a good way to get more people to read! Also! The deadline for the next chapter is Saturday. If I get ten new reviews,(at least) I will set it up for Friday! Sorry if it's a two day wait, but I have homework, homework, homework! GRR! Dang you, state standards! Anyway, next chapter: Drunk ninja, Gleeful senseis, and Portly Penguin Parade! Bet you can't wait; I know I can't!
-Overly Hyperactive Natsyourlord