Okay, peeps, listen up. When I started typing this I was not in a good mood. So if I get any flames for this chapter I will track down the flamer and wring their neck, get it got it good. NO, I will not say why I am angry. Too bad if you wanted to know, but the only reason I'm typing this is because I got over 10 new reviews. That's sort of good, I guess...I am TICKED, people. So this chapter may not be as funny as the others. Good-bye.
On with the story...
Hinata gulped down the punch, barely tasting it. She was too concerned with the fact that Naruto had given it to her - her Naruto - and so she asked for another. Naruto gladly obliged.
Meanwhile, Sasuke had taken some of the punch. After drinking five cups, he suddenly realized that this was the same scene from his dream! The strange punch, the way the light hit Sakura, making her seem so damn pretty... uh-oh.
Before long, Sakura had taken a lot of punch, too. It was strangely addicting, and Sasuke realized it was probably spiked. Unfortunatly, he couldn't stop himself from getting drunk. Pretty soon the scene from his dream had come true...
Except for Naruto, who was completely drug-free. He skipped around the making out couples, and no one really noticed him, not even when he had to push Ino and Shikamaru away from his door to get in. Naruto grabbed a cell phone and called Kakashi.
"Kakashi sensei? It's Naruto. The plan worked."
"Really? That's great, Naruto. Kurenai thought you were gonna mess it up. We'll be right over."
"Hurry. The stuff's strong, but I'm not sure how long it'll be before they fall asleep. HURRY!"
"Right. I'm coming right now."
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"Urgh..." Where am I? The first thing Sasuke noticed when he woke up was that he was cold. Very cold. And then the flood of memories came back to him.
He'd kissed her. A lot. A lot a lot. And it was the punch. It was spiked.
Oh, shit... If I remembered it, so did she...
Sure enough, a groan from beside him alerted Sasuke that Sakura was just waking up. He rolled over and opened his eyes.
But what he saw was totally unexpected.
He, Sakura, and everyone else was laying side-by-side under a big yak's blanket. Even though it was huge, the air was still freezing. And now Sasuke could see why.
"Oh, my god..."
Antartica. That was where they were. Ice and snow was underfoot, and in the distance Sasuke could see mountains of ice. About fifty yards from where he lay, there was a huge ice castle with penguins guarding it.
Now I'm sure I'm losing my mind.
"Sasuke... what - Oh, my god..." Sakura looked around in shock.
"Yeah. We're in Antartica." Sasuke stood up and helped Sakura up next to him. They stared at the giant castle of ice until one of the guards noticed them.
"Milord! The prisoners are awake!" Almost immediatly after that, the gate to the ice palace opened, and about twenty more penguin guards came out before a huge Emperor Penguin came out in a red robe and golden crown.
"All hail King Hans!" exclaimed a penguin.
"ALL HAIL KING HANS!" yelled the guards. The Emperor Penguin walked over to Sasuke and Sakura and shook their hands. "Hello, and welcome to Antartica. I am King Hans."
"HAIL HANS!" cried the pengiuns.
"Will you please come into my castle? Your friends can come, too, when they wake up."
"HAIL HANS!" cried the penguins.
"Uh, okay." said Sasuke. "I'm Uchiha Sasuke, and this is Haruno Sakura."
"Oh, we know who you are." said Hans.
"HAIL HANS!" cried the penguins.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" yelled Hans. He led Sakura and Sasuke into the castle, where they were followed by all the guards, except for the ones that were out there in the first place. They went down many freezing cold ice-hallways, until they reached a door marked "Throne room." Upon stepping inside, they were immediatly greeted by a fanfare that could blast holes in their ears, followed by a "HAIL HANS!" Hans just groaned, and marched up to his throne.
"Welcome to my Throne Room. This is my lovely wife, Gracie."
"HAIL HANS!"
Gracie waved.
Sasuke twitched. Something tells me there's more to this than meets the eye...
Suddenly, there was a call from outside. "Milord! More prisoners are awake!"
"Duty calls!" said Hans, jumping up and dashing out the door again.
"HAIL HANS!" the buglists cried after Hans had left.
"a-HEM!"
"HAIL GRACIE!"
"Good."
This process continued, with more people entering the room slowly. First Tenten and Neji, then Gaara, Temari, and Lee, then Hinata, and finally Kiba, Ino, and Shikamaru.
"Okay!" said Hans, yet again jumping onto his throne. "Now that you're all awake, I guess you should see who brought you here, hm?" The doors to the Throne Room opened, and in stepped - who else? - Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai, and... Naruto.
"I knew it!" muttered Sasuke under his breath. "I knew Naruto had something to do with it!"
"Hello, children." said Kakashi. "We-" but he was cut off by Gai and Lee.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
Lee and Gai hugged, as in the background there was a sunset-ocean-scene. Everyone's jaws dropped to the floor and skittered across the ice away from them.
"Do they always do that?" asked Hans in a whisper.
"You better believe it." replied Gaara. "I've known them for three years and I can never get used to it."
Hans watched in amazement as music started to play in the background. "Wow... that's creepy..."
Finally they stopped hugging, and everyone sighed in reief and went to go pick up their jaws. Hans' royal staff stomped on the floor, signaling his need for attention.
"HAIL HANS!"
"Urgh... Okay. Now that you've seen who sent you here, I would like to point out that wonderful trapdoor you're all standing on!" At that moment, the trapdoor opened up from below them, and they fell into a dark, slippery luge-slide. "See you outside!" called Hans as they hurtled down the slide. Finally, they emerged from the other side to see Hans and all the senseis standing out ther, waiting for them.
"Now, be forced to watch... THE PORTLY PENGUIN PARADE!" screamed Hans with glee. Instantly, a horde of fat penguins marched out of the castle and began to march to the beat of Portly Penguin Parade (our band song!), played by a penguin band.
"This is insane!" yelled Ino. Then a really freaky thing happened. Hans started narrating March of the Penguins (which I don't own)!
"Antartica. A strange, cold, desolate, beautiful world. Full of mystery and excitement." said Hans.
Ino screamed. "STOP THIS MADNESS!"
"NO! HAIL HANS!" yelped al the penguins in the parade, before continuing their insane march of doom.
"...But one tribe stayed behind." continued Hans, now imitating Morgan Freeman's voice. "One tribe... unlike any other..." At that second, a bunch of words appeared over Hans' head. They read March of the Penguins.
"So I really am going insane!" yelled Sasuke. "I knew I was losing my sanity!"
"The Emperor Penguin. A race of penguin unlike any other."
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAH!" all the Chunin screeched together before passing out on the ice.
TBC...
I found a remedy for my anger: writing. So I typed and I typed and I typed, even though it's a school night, and I got this chapter done in two hours. I'm very proud of myself, and even thought of a way around my predicament. It's called INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I didn't actually laugh. I'm still upset. In the next chapter I'll tell you if things work out or not. But flames are still unaccepted.
Also, in your review, put INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY so that I know you read this little author's note.
-Natsyourlord