Ok, listen up. I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that I'm not angry anymore! The bad news is that someone doesn't seem to understand why Naruto is working with Kakashi! Well, it's because Naruto got squished, and - you remember how Naruto was stalking Kurenai for ramen and turned his name backwards as a code name? Well, Kurenai promised to give him the ramen if he worked with them. Hope that answers any questions.
I am a deranged monkey. Not. My friend Joey is. Today at the stupid Fairness assembly, we were forced to play in the band on our instruments, and he knocked over his trombone as we were doing the chicken dance along with the whole school, and I was laughing so hard I knocked my own trombone. AND it was in front of literally the WHOLE SCHOOL! I'm going to wring Joey's neck on Monday...
On with the story...
When Shikamaru woke up, the first thing he noticed ws that he wasn't cold anymore. Hmm. I'm not in Antartica anymore. That's good, but... He opened his eyes and...
POW! A pie slammed into Shikamaru's face and exploded on contact. He shook it out of his hair. "What the-"
A boy was standing there, pointing and laughing like a lunatic. "Okay, let's try the cream puff!" The boy pulled a creampuff from his pocket and threw it at Shikamaru like a grenade. It blew up and Shikamaru fell over, yet again unconscious.
Ino awoke after hearing the boom from the explosion. She opened her eyes and saw the strange boy laughing evilly. "Is anyone else awake?"
"Uh, yeah, I am, and-" she never finished her sentence. A large pie had embedded itself in her face. "HEY!"
"BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed the kid. "I AM THE PIE-THROWER! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME P.T.! I AM THE NUMBER ONE PIE-THROWER!"
"Not so fast!" came a strangely familiar voice. One of the pastry-throwing-range's walls exploded, and there was... Oh, no! - The most annoying of all the Nickelodeon cartoon characters and Disney channel characters stood there!
"We need them to come to our secret hideout so that we can do horrible things to them!" cried Sheen, from Jimmy Neutron.
"Yeah!" said Megan from Drake and Josh. "I spent 300 dollars on that FBI equipment! I've been using it on Drake and Josh, but now I want to do it to someone else. Because I want to hear a new scream!" she began laughing manaiacally. Pretty soon everyone you've ever seen on TV or in an anime wanted to take the unfortunate shinobi to their own secret hideout and play evil pranks on them. So pretty soon the second Ultimate Showdown came on!
Warning: This is probably the most gruesome and inappropriate part of this entire fanfic. I got it from albinoblacksheep. So if you're under the age of 13, I suggest you don't read this next part. Instead, go to the part where there are no italics.
Ol' Dracula was hoppin' around the Pie-testing Range like a big playground,
When suddenly Gandalf burst from the shade, and hit Dracula with a wizard grenade.
Dracula got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be attacked by Shaq.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq fu when Ms. Tsunade came out of the blue.
Who started to beat up Shaqqelle O' Neil, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
But before they could make it back to the Batcave, The 4th Hokage popped out of his grave.
Pulled a AK-47 from under his toad and blew Gandalf away when he saw the gun explode.
But he ran outta guns and he ran away, because Jimmy Neutron came to save the day.
This is the TV Guy showdooooown! Of the TV guy destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and Ninjutsuuuuu! As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the TV guy showdooooown!
Of the TV Guy destiny.
Dracula took a bite outta Jimmy Neutron, like Scrooge took a bite outta Christmas on
The day Shaq came back covered in a tire track, then Boots the Chimp jumped out an' landed on his back.
And Gandalf was injured and tryn' to get steady when the 4th Hokage came back with a machete.
But then somethin' caught 'is leg and the 4th Hokage tripped, it was Cowboy Woody; took 'em out with his whip.
Then he saw Dracula sneakin' up from behind, and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find.
That's coz Gandalf stole it and he shot and he missed, and Boots the Chimp deflected it with his fist.
He jumped in the air an' he did a somersault, while the 4th Hokage tried to polevault
onto Jimmy Neutron, but they collided in the air, and they both got hit by a Barney staaaaaaare...
This is the TV Guy showdoooooown! Of the TV Guy destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and ninjutsuuuuuuu! As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the TV Guy showdooooown!
Of the TV Guy destiny.
Angels sang out, in a joy like candy.
Down from the heavens, descended Squirrel Sandy.
Who delivered a kick, that could ruin this story.
Into the crotch, of Cowboy Woody.
Who screamed bloody murder, and fell on the ground.
And suddenly there, his gun he had found.
But Sandy did notice, the weapon at hand.
And she whipped Cowboy Woody, with an old sweatband.
Then a dude named Drake, and a dude named Josh, and the staff of Giant and the staff of Osh Kosh,
Aaron Carter, Kelly Slater, a Californian ice skater,
A team called the Titans, a guy who loved flowers, and that famous spy, who's name's Austin Powers,
Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and Gai,
Timmy Turner, Trixie Tang, Katara an' Aang
Ruby Bridges, Rosa Parks, and all the animals from Noah's ark.
Came out of the blue, they rose from the ash,
And they kicked Squirrel Sandy an' her squirrel ass.
T'was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, pedestrians stood and stared on in awe.
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The winner was clear, t'was all for the best.
THE GROUP OF SENSEIS IN THEIR JOUNIN VESTS.
This is the TV Guy showdoooooown! Of the TV guy destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and ninjutsuuuuuuuu! As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the TV Guy showdoooooown!
Of the TV Guy destiny.
This is the TV Guy showdoooooown! Of the TV Guy destiny.
This is the TV guy shooooooowdooooooown.
Of the TV Guy destiny.
Ok, that's the end. If you want to see where I got this idea, google "The Ultimate Showdown" and look for the flash video. The only reason I know what this is is because my brother showed it to me one day.
By now, all the Chuunin were awake, and they'd watched the battle unfold before them. They looked like... well, what would you look like if you woke up to see that?
"Holy shit..." murmured Sasuke. Everyone else was speechless.
Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Naruto, and Gai climbed down from the pile of bodies. "Well, that was a complete waste of time." said Asuma.
"Does this mean there won't be any more Avatar episodes, if Aang and Katara are dead?" asked Naruto. "If so, I call Momo!"
"Well, I want APPA!" cried Kiba. "Appa's cool!"
"But Momo's cooler!"
"No, Appa is!"
"Momo!"
"Appa!"
"Momo!"
"Appa!"
"Mo!"
"App!"
"MO!"
"APP!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Tenten. "Neither of you is right! Uncle Iroh is the coolest!"
"Well, yeah..."
"He sort of is..."
"Always keeping his cool..."
"But he'd be even cooler if, instead of tea, he drank ramen!"
"Argh! SHUT UP!" yelled Sakura. "Does it really matter who's the coolest? Look, do any of you even know what's going to happen to us now that the senseis and Naruto won the fight?"
"Uh... no." everyone else said in unison.
"They're going to torture us again!" screamed Sakura. "They're going to do horrible things like unleash a total damnation upon us! I can't believe I ever even agreed to go on this trip!" Sakura fell over on the ground and began having a seziure.
"2318! WE HAVE A 2318!" screeched Ino. Everyone pounced on Sakura except the senseis, who stood there looking at the Chuunin with looks of obvious confusion.
"What the hell are they doing?"
"I dunno."
"It looks like they all have been tortured for far too long. Maybe we'd better lay off for now. Let them finish their camping trip in peace."
"You mean it?" asked Tenten. Everyone hopped off Sakura, who immediatly stopped her seziure and stood up. "You won't bother us anymore?"
"Sure!" said Kakashi. "In fact, you can go back to that house you're renting and we won't ever be seen. I can promise you, upon my Icha Icha Paradise books, that we senseis will never harass you during this trip again. Not once."
"Aww, RIGHT!" all the teenagers yelled. "Thanks, so much, Kakashi-sensei! Bye!" Just like that, they were gone.
"Did you really mean that, Kakashi?" asked Asuma. "We're not gonna kidnap them, annoy them, get them drunk... anything?"
"No." said Kakashi, a sly grin creeping across his face under his mask. "We won't. But, well... who's to say the evil hamsters wouldn't?"
tbc...
Do you want to kill me? Strangle me? Kick my butt? I don't blame you, I'd want to if I was given that kind of cliffie! But here's the thing... MY BRAIN'S OUTTA IDEAS! Which means, more ideas are welcome! So you just send me a feedback, and I'll update about ten times quicker because I had ideas to put up! So, hell, MAKE ME IDEAS AND REVIEW, YOU IDIOTS! Next chapter will be done by Friday, possibly before. I hope. Don't kill me if it's not!