News flash peeps: THE AUTHOR GOT LAZY. So don't be mad if it got up a little later than I said it would, ok? I'm sorry! Mr. O'Connel's been pushing me to practice my trombone more. I CAN'T HELP IT! SPARE ME! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Runs away screaming) LOL.

K, I didn't get as many reviews as I'd hoped for on the last chapter, and I'll bet it was because of the ultimate showdown. The reason? It was just... random and funny. And that's pretty much what this fanfic's supposed to be. So I promise, no more ultimate showdowns. Ok? Ok. Good bye.

On with the Story...

A very happy group of Chuunin dashed into a mountain house. Once inside, Naruto splashed the remaining punch on Kiba's head, then ran around doing crazy maniac laughter, while everyone else was hugging and cheering. Except for Gaara, who no one knew where he was. Confetti sprinkled down from the ceiling, where Temari was standing with a big box of the stuff. The place was literally a party paradise.

Except for one thing, and it wasn't the evil hamsters.

Tenten skipped through the house, trying to think of some sort of matchmaker thing to do. She wanted to try something other than Sasuke and Sakura, and she couldn't think of anything for Shikamaru and Ino at the moment. If she had Naruto and Hinata kiss, Hinata might faint, and then Naruto might try to kill her. So that left-

Me and Neji. Interesting.

Suddenly she heard giggling, which snapped her out of her trance. But it wasn't any normal giggling. It was Gaara giggling. And if you ever hear Gaara giggle for more than two seconds, you are scarred for life. So naturally, when Gaara heard a thump and looked up from his MarioKart, he saw Tenten lying on the floor, her eye twitching dangerously.

"No. I'm not going to try and find out. No." and the red-haired sand nin turned back to his game, laughing like a madman whenever his Spiny Shells knocked over another Kart racer (The game he's playing is MarioKart DS).

Meanwhile, back at the party going on in the foyer, they were finally winding down. Sasuke finally turned off the Toshiro Masuda soundtrack in the middle of The Raising Fighting Spirit, and collapsed on the floor next to Shikamaru, who was completely zonked out. Everyone was totally exauhsted, when suddenly, out of the blue, Orochimaru and Voldemort came bursting into the room!

"Hey, wait a minute!" cried Voldemort, "This isn't Hogwarts!"

"And this isn't the Evil Villain's Evil Lair Type House Thing, either!" exclaimed Orochimaru. Everyone stared at him.

Suddenly, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger appeared. "Well, this is stupid. We're not at Hogwarts! Not even at the Evil Villain's Evil Lair Type House Thing!" said Hermione.

"Okay, what the hell is this Evil Villain's Evil Lair Type House Thing Thingy?" asked Ino. Suddenly, Orochimaru realized that Sasuke was right in front of him.

"Ah, so this is where you escaped to, Sasuke-kun. Now, I'm afraid, since you've been such a nuisance, I'll just take you here and now. Orochimaru charged at Sasuke, but before he could reach him-

"Wingardium Leviosa!" Instantly, Orochimaru was wavering up in the air, Harry pointing his wand at him like a branding iron. "First it's a duel to the death. Voldemort or me."

"Oh, screw it. Can't we just let the weird guy with long, girly hair 'take' this Sasuke-kun?" asked Ron. Sasuke gasped. Sakura gasped. Naruto gasped. Hinata gasped. Kiba gasped. Ino gasped. Shikamaru gasped. Lee gasped. Tenten gasped. Neji gasped. Temari gasped. Gaara killed Mario and Luigi in their Kart. And Ron said, "What? All I said was that his hair was girly."

"And now you're going to die." muttered Sasuke. "Orochimaru's too conceited to let that slide." As if on cue, Orochimaru charged at Ron and within a millisecond, Ron was gone.

"Holy effing mother of shit..." murmured Voldemort... "This man is just like me! He's got BLOODLUST! And he made the acursed Harry Potter's best friend die! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh, what the hell." said Orochimaru. He stretched out his neck and bit Voldemort on the neck.

"Gasp!" said Sasuke.

"Gasp!" said Sakura.

"Gasp!" said Naruto.

"Gasp!" said Hinata.

"Gasp!" said Kiba.

"Gasp!" said Ino.

"Gasp!" said Shikamaru.

"Gasp! Yosh!" said Lee.

"Gasp!" said Tenten.

"Gasp!" said Neji.

"Gasp!" said Temari.

"Gasp!" said Harry.

"Gasp!" said Hermione.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE, PRINCESS PEACH!" screamed Gaara.

"Too bad." said Voldemort. "Because... MY ULTIMATE WIZARD POWERS CAN DEFEAT YOU! PLUS, I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR TACTICS, OROCHIMARU! BECAUSE I READ SHONEN JUMP!"

"Voldemord reads Shonen Jump?" asked Sakura.

"Of course! Where else do you think I'd have thought to make Wormtail my assistaint? Because Yoh's best friend is Manta, of course! And Yoh benifits from that!"

By now, everyone was staring at Voldemort with looks of pure shock.

"The darkest wizard in the universe reads graphic novels? That's just... wrong." said Hermione. Harry nodded slowly.

Orochimaru slowly began to grin. And it wasn't his normal, evil grin, either. This was a happy grin. It had extreme care and trust. And Orochimaru's eyes filled with tears.

"Brother...?"

"HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" Everyone yelled. "BROTHER? WHAT'S THE DEAL?"

"I was told... that I had a long-lost brother... who loved graphic novels..." said Orochimaru between his sobs. He then embraced Voldemort in his arms so tightly, Voldemort's eyes bulged out. "This... this must be him!"

"Wow, this is getting scary... said Shikamaru. Kiba stared at him "It was scary when we got kidnapped. It was scary when I got forced to watch that Know Your Shinobi tape over and over. It was scary when every single famous person/cartoon character got killed in a TV Guy showdown. But this-" he gestured to the hugging villains. "-this goes way past scary, all the way to INSANE!"

How right Kiba was. Seriously, just picture Orochimaru, this long-haired, freaky-eyed, white-skinned evil guy, hugging Voldemort, this bald, freaky-nosed, white-skinned evil-er guy. Not a very pretty sight. So, naturally, everyone was looking at the two villains like O.O... except for Gaara.

"EAT BANANA PEELS, DK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"C'mon, brother, let's go for a walk!" cried Voldemort, wrapping an arm around Orochimaru's waist. Orochimaru did the same. "I love you, brother!"

"I love you too!" The two freaky men walked away, sobbing and laughing at the same time. Everyone's jaws dropped so far they crashed straight through the Earth and popped up out of the ground somewhere in the Bahamas.

"Well, that was insanely insane. I need to sit down." said Neji, and collapsed onto a sofa. Harry and Hermione looked at each other, then disapparated away. The rest of them just stared into space, in extreme shock.

"What... the... hell..." said Sasuke. The others could only nod their heads in agreement.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

"Ok, everybody! Dinner!" called Sakura from the kitchen. Shikamaru was lounging on the couch watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, but everyone else sped into the kitchen, including Gaara and the Nintendo DS. "Gyahahahaha! Die, Baby Mario!"

"Spaghetti and meatballs. It's my specialty." said Sakura proudly. Everyone dug into the food.

"Yum, this is delicious, Sakura-chan!"

"Yeah, really good!"

"Ih da beh spagehi I evah ade!"

"YES! I'M IN FIRST PLACE! TAKE THAT- ulp - THAT, BOWSER!"

"Gaara, put the machine away."

"Don't say that again or I'll kill you!"

"Ok! Convinced me!"

"I'm so glad you all like my food!"

But, unknown to the hungry shinobi, a group of evil hamsters were perched above the large pot of spaghetti.

"Agent C, do you have the potion?"

"Of course, Agent R!"

"Give it to me."

"Right away!"

"Alright. Now I just pour it into the spaghetti... there! Come on, Agents A, C, P! Let's go hide. It shouldn't be too long till they're all zonked out!"

TBC...

I'm sorry if it was a little short, (was it?) but I finally watched Inuyasha! BOO-yea! I'm on episode... 21, now. And it is SO cool! Next chapter: Shikamaru didn't eat the spaghetti, remember? So he's gonna have to figure out how to wake everyone up! Of, course, it won't be easy, with the hamsters pranking him every which way! Also, who is the C.R.A.P squad? FIND OUT SOON!

-Natsyourlord

PS: I'll update when state testing is over, OK? I'm having HUGE pressure put on me right now, seeing as I'm "academically gifted" or some other crap. This may take a little over 2 weeks. If I have the chance, though, I'll update!