WOO-WOO! TESTING IS OVER, PEOPLE! OVER! IN CELEBRATION, I HAVE MADE A DOUBLE-LENGTH, FLUFFY CHAPTER TO THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING BETWEEN THE SHIKAMARU'S PERIL CHAPTERS AND THE LONG UPDATES! ALSO, FOR ANYONE WHO'S READING ROCK LEE'S DATING SERVICE, THE NEXT CHAPTER IS NOW UP! BUT IN THE MEANTIME, LET US ENJOY THIS CHAPTER IN THE WONDERFUL CAMPFIRE GEEKS! I AM JUST so HAPPY THAT TEST WEEK IS over! woo-hoo! HEY, THE CAPSLOCK IS ON? WAIT A SECOND, WHO TOOK OFF THE LABELS FOR THE KEYBOARD BUTTONS AGAIN? ARGH! WHICH ONE IS THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON? OH, HERE IT is. No, I'm not gonna TYPE ALL THAT OVER AGAIN. HEY. DARn it! Darn the capslock button!

Enjoy the happy happy Campfire Geeks!

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"Oh, oh crud." muttered Shikamaru. "Uh, uh, maybe it was my imagination. That's it. My imagination. Right."

Ino cocked an eyebrow. "What was your imagination?"

"Oh, uh, nothing! Nothing at all! Hey oh look Naruto's got Princess Mononoke lezgowach." Shikamaru ran over to the couch and sat down, waiting for Naruto to put in the DVD. Ino sweatdropped, then went over and sat next to him.

They were just getting to the part where Ashitaka was carrying San out of Irontown after the fight with Eboshi when Sakura walked in with an empty Coke bottle. "Hey, guys! I were really, really bored so I decided to drink a Coke and play spin the bottle, truth or dare, crossover!" she crowed.

"What the hell is wrong with her?" muttered Shikamaru. But Ino had already jumped over the couch and joined Sakura, giggling and talking excitedly. Shikamaru sighed, then walked over to them. "Fine, I'm in."

"Oh, that's great, Shika!" cried Ino, spinning around. "But, we're just gonna blackmail everyone into playing anyway, so no problem!" Shikamaru's eyes widened and he stepped away from Ino. "Okaaaaay..."

About a half an hour later, everyone was sitting in a circle in the living room, with most of the boys sulking. Gaara was there too, but still staring intently at the Nintendo DS.

"Okay, everyone. Now, this was Sakura's idea, so she spins the bottle first!" said Hinata happily. "Sakura?"

Sakura grinned. "With pleasure." She put a hand over the bottle and spun it. Spin... spin... spin... STOP!

"Neji! Truth or dare?"

Neji looked uncertain. He wasn't going to choose truth, but, then... he had a bad feeling about choosing dare. Something Tenten had said earlier...

"Dare."

All the girls grinned, then began laughing evilly (well, all except Hinata. but she grinned!). Neji sighed, then suddenly remembered something.

-Flashback-

"SPIN THE BOTTLE, TRUTH OR DARE, CROSSOVER!" all the girls screamed. The guys put their hands over their ears.

"What the hell is that?" asked Neji.

"Exactly what it sounds like. The 'dare' is going into a closet and making out with a person that the asker gets to pick." replied Tenten curtly.

-End of Flashback-

Neji's eyes widened. "Oh, no."

"Oh, yes." said Temari evilly. "Sakura, who do you want to go into the closet with Neji?"

Sakura scratched her chin. "Hm... I choose... Tenten! Seven minutes!"

"HWHAT!" yelped Tenten and Neji at the same time.

"It's the dare. No choice." Sakura smirked.

"I'm gonna send you all to your deathbeds." muttered Tenten. She and Neji went reluctantly into the closet. As soon as the door was closed, everyone scrambled over to it and put their ears up against it.

"Now I know why guys hate this game." came Tenten's voice from behind the door.

"Hn."

"Well, it was a dare. might as well get on with it."

"Hn."

"Neji? Neji, are you - mmmf!"

"Oh, my god, they're actually doing it!" whispered Ino.

"Awkward... awkward... murmured Naruto. Soon slight moans could be heard from the closet.

"Sakura, let them out before they start doing... it!" whispered Hinata urgently.

"Sorry, Hinata, but the rule is that they can't come out till the seven minutes are up!" Sakura whispered back. Everyone was grinning and flattening their ears agains the door.

"Ten more seconds!"

"Neji..."

"Tenten..."

"Five... four... three... two... one!" Sakura flung the door open. Neji and Tenten tumbled out of the closet. Tenten's lips were considerably red and swollen, and they both were blushing furiously.

"Eh heh heh... I guess we got a little carried away, eh?" murmured Neji sheepishly. Tenten just sat there, dazed, until Sakura shook her vigorously. "Uh... sorry. Who's next?"

"No one knows, yet. Neji has to spin the bottle." They reformed the circle, and Neji spun the bottle.

Spin... spin... spin... STOP!

Neji smiled evilly. "Hinata! Truth or dare?"

"Uhm... c-can we b-b-bend the r-rules a l-little?

"How so?"

"Uh... w-well, so that the d-dare won't always b-be to m-make out in the c-closet?"

"Sure!"

Tenten and Neji both glared at Ino with flaming eyes. "HEY!"

Ino shrugged. "Well are you telling me you guys didn't enjoy that make-out session? Coz from what I heard, you were having a hell of a time in there."

Neji flushed. "Uh... no we weren't."

"You've gotta be kidding me." Ino scoffed.

"Guys, PLEASE!" yelled Sakura. "Okay, now, Hinata, what's your choice? Truth or dare?"

Hinata frowned worriedly. "Um... d-dare." She looked around nervously, as if expecting to be crushed.

Neji grinned. "Hinata, you need to use your byakugan to look at Naruto's body naked!"

"W-WHAT!"

That just made Neji's grin get wider. "You heard me."

"W-What h-h-happens if I r-refuse?"

"Then you go on to truth. And I have the perfect question." Neji smirked, looking at Naruto pointedly. Hinata gulped, holding back a howl of humiliation. "Uh..." she whispered. No. She was going to do the dare. She wasn't a chicken. She'd show Neji!

"I'll d-do the dare."

"Alright. Let's see it." Neji put his elbows on his knees, folded his fingers, and rested his chin on them. "We're waiting..."

"Ulp." Hinata looked at a sweating Naruto. Everyone watched as the spidery veins crept out across the sides of her face, the lines appearing in her eyes. She stared at Naruto for a full ten seconds before releasing the byakugan and fainting.

"Hinata?" asked Kiba, shaking his friend. The girl slowly woke up, acting very jumpy and nervous. Hinata slowly got up and, refusing to make eye contact with anybody, crawled slowly over to the bottle.

"Oh, my god..." muttered Sasuke. "Naruto, what the hell do you look like under there?"

"Like a normal guy, duh!" cried Naruto defensively.

Shikamaru groaned. "Troublesome."

Hinata spun the bottle. It landed on Shikamaru.

"Troublesome." Bird poop landed on Shikamaru's head.

"Troubles-" "Shika!"

"What?"

"Stop, okay? I think the "T" word is cursing you. Now let's get on with the question." Ino ordered. "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Okay, S-Shikamaru, I d-d-dare you t-to... to... I c-can't say it. It m-makes me f-feel wrong, s-sort of." murmured Hinata. "T-Temari, do you k-know what I m-m-mean?"

"Yeah, I do. Shikamaru, MAKE OUT WITH INO LIKE TENTEN AND NEJI DID!" yelled Temari triumphantly.

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"What? We... urgh. No use doing the troublesome complaining. C'mon, Ino." They went into the closet. As soon as they did, everyone ran over and shoved their ears agains the door.

"Shika-kun, why are we doing this?"

"I don't know, it's part of the game. And, well, we listened in on Tenten and Neji, so now they're probably listening to us. Wanna give 'em something to hear?"

"Why not?"

The noises in the closet instantly changed.

"Oh... oh, Shika... mmmm..."

"Kaaaaaami, this feels good..."

A few bumps, moans, and giggles could be heard from inside the closet. Everyone backed away from it very slowly, all with shocked expressions.

"Oh, my god..." muttered Sasuke.

"They're baaaaad..." whispered Temari.

"This is fun." Naruto grinned. "Hinata-chan, Neji, use your byakugan and tell us what's going on in there."

"W-what? S-Sorry, Naruto-kun, I d-don't believe in invading o-other people's p-p-privacy." Neji, however, felt differently.

"Alright." He activated his byakugan. What he saw, though, was even more unexpected than he'd thought.

Everyone stared at Neji as his jaw dropped to the floor. "Neji, what did you see?" asked Lee excitedly.

"They... they..."

"They're having sex?"

"Shika's feeling Ino's boobs?"

"Perv!" WHAP!

"Oww..."

"JUST TELL US ALREADY!"

"They... are... CHEATING! OH, MY GOD, WHAT A BUNCH OF FAT-ASSED JERKS! THEY'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Neji screamed. Kiba quickly jumped up and swung the door open. In the closet, Ino and Shikamaru were sitting, cross-legged, with guilty expressions on their faces.

Far apart.

"Whoops." muttered Shikamaru. "Didn't mean for that to happen."

Ino blushed. "Are we in trouble, Hinata, for violating the rules?"

"Well..." Hinata thought for a moment. "S-Sort of. Y-You have t-to... w-well, you h-have to m-make out out h-here so everyone c-c-can s-see you."

"Oh, man."

"Poopie."

Sakura rubbed her hands together. "Okay, let's see some magic, people! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone gaped at Sakura.

"Heh... okay, Ino, Shikamaru... begin!"

Shikamaru took a deep breath, then leaned forwards and crushed his lips against Ino's.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh..." everyone said simutaneously. They all watched as the kiss turned from a tight-lipped mash into an open-mouthed, probing type thingy (MAN, I've been reading too much of this stuff).

"Get a room!" called Naruto, standing up next to Kiba and waving Chinese yo-yo's. (Where they got them I have no idea.) "This is starting to get gross!"

Ino pulled away from Shikamaru long enough to say, "Shut up, Naruto." before continuing to make out with the very happy Nara.

"Aww, man, when does it stop!" cried Kiba, running out of the room with Naruto right behind him. Everyone else was either too busy being fascinated by Ino's and Shikamaru's behavior, hiding their faces in their hands, or destroying some very popular Nintendo characters to follow.

Then, unintentionally, Ino let out a small moan.

"HOLY CRAP! HE'S TURNING HER ON!" yelled Temari. "When I get my hands on him, I'll-"

"You'll do nothing." said Sakura, still staring at Shika and Ino, who seemed to be oblivious to all that was going on around them. "Sorry to say this, Temari, but Shikamaru is just not your type."

"I never said he was!" Temari shrieked again. "But we don't want them to start having sex, now do we? If they dd, Ino'd get pregnant, and then we'd have a bunch of little Ino Nara's running around!"

Sakura instantly yelled, "Okay, people, time is UP! And Shikamaru, get your hand off Ino's ass!"

Shikamaru and Ino ignored her.

"Uh, Sakura-chan?" came Naruto's voice from the hallway. "I don't think they heard you."

"CAN YOU NUTJOBS STOP AT LEAST UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER!" Sakura roared at the making out pair.

They ignored her once again.

Then, something happened that not only saved the day, but scarred everybody for life.

Gaara giggled and said, "Yay! I won the Mushroom Cup!"

Chaos ensued.

"AUUGH! MY EARS!" yelled Sasuke.

"WAAAAK!" cried Tenten.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" screeched Sakura.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?" bellowed Neji.

"WHAT THE HELL IS MUSHROOM CUP!" screamed Ino.

Everyone stopped and looked at Ino.

"Well... they stopped." murmured Lee.

"Shikamaru, spin the bottle." Neji ordered. He did.

Spin... spin... spin... STOP!

"Kiba, truth or dare?"

"No way an I doing some sort of gross, perverted dare. Truth."

"Alright." Shikamaru thought for a moment. "Do you really have blue hair?"

"WHAT! No! Why the hell would I have blue hair? Look!" he cried, angrily throwing back his hood. Everyone sighed sadly. There was nothing but a mop of dark brown hair.

"Poopie." said Naruto. "That was a waste of a question, and on top of that, Kiba doesn't have blue hair!"

"What does blue hair have to do with anything?" asked Lee.

"Well, it'd be really cool. Like Sakura-chan has pink hair and Hinata-chan has purple hair and Kakashi-sensei has silver hair." said Naruto. "But now we don't have any odd-colored people left!"

"You're a real moron, you know that?"

"Yeah."

"Urgh... Kiba, spin the bottle."

Spin... spin... spin... STOP!

"Alright! Sasuke-teme! Truth or dare!"

"Dare. I can take any sort of perverted dare you losers throw at me."

Naruto leaned over and whispered something in Kiba's ear. Kiba's eyes lit up. "Sasuke! You have to make out with Sakura! And you need to do it right here in front of us, and you need to do it with passion, and you need to do it for fourteen minutes, and you need to give her at least one good grope!" cried Kiba with glee. Then he and Naruto began to laugh evilly, until Ino slapped them both across the face. "Get a grip, you morons!"

Both Sakura and Sasuke glared daggers at Naruto and Kiba before walking over to each other. Sasuke put his hands on Sakura's waist, Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck, and they kissed.

It started innocent enough. They were following all the rules, but soon, they began to enjoy it a little too much. Sasuke pulled Sakura closer to him, wrapping his arms even tighter around her, and Sakura shyly opened her mouth, sending her tongue to meet Sasuke's.

Meanwhile, Naruto, and Kiba were holding back violent fits of laughter. Finally they couldn't take it anymore, and rushed into the hallway, howling and whooping with the enjoyment of having Sasuke and Sakura kiss.

Sasuke and Sakura were now playing tonsil hockey, Lee looked ready to break something, Temari, Neji, Tenten, and Ino were watching with amused expressions (Ino's over Sasuke), Shikamaru looked, well bored, and Gaara was still playing MarioKart DS.

What a life.

TBC...

Man, that took forever to write. In my opinion, there was too much fluff, but I guess I owe it to you guys; you did wait through two boring chapters and long updates! Just remember... you can tell me anything... /O.O/... ya, this was all filler crap. I gotta get off now. My brother's being very perisistent again... (see bottom of chapter 6)

Later!

-Natsyourlord