FINALLY, I've made a desicion! See, after I put up that author's note I was getting a full in-box every day. I mean, seriously. It was not even funny. So many people had so many ideas! In the end, I chose a few that really caught my eye. Just because I didn't put your idea in, it doesn't mean I don't like you! In fact, even though this is, sadly, the last chapter. (Dodges matches, chainsaw, elephant tranquilizers, lighter fluid, large axe, stampede, sharks, rapier, bomb, angry mob, and... gets hit with falling piano) Urgh...

FINAL CHAPTER!

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When we left off, Sasuke and Sakura were really getting into the kiss. Sasuke must have given Sakura five good gropes, and Sakura was... well, I dunno! She was getting into it! No reluctance! EW!

Also, Kiba and Naruto were letting out peals of laughter, unable to containg it at all. They were rolling around on the floor, clutching their stomachs, the works.

"Oh, my gods, this is hilarious!" shouted Naruto.

"No kidding!" Kiba replied. "This is soooo sweet! I mean, think of all the embarrasing stuff we can make people do! We'd make great partners!"

"Excuse me." came a new voice. "But I think you'll need me to do that dream of yours. No way two losers like you will be able to force people to make out like those two imbeciles in there. Masashi Kishimoto made them for each other."

Naruto and Kiba both looked up at the source of the voice. There stood a 16-year-old boy with brown, shaggy hair and blue eyes (picture Bobby Pendragon on the cover of Black Water ). He was a little taller than Naruto, and looked average in every way except for his pale blue sweatshirt.

It had a bunch of little pastries and such all over it.

"Who the bloody hell are you!" yelled Naruto. The boy looked at him with a panicked expression and covered Naruto's mouth with his hand. "Shut up!" he hissed. "If they find out I'm here before I publicly humiliate them, well, you don't want to know." He gave the two boys a look. They understood.

"So what do we do?" asked Naruto.

"Well, here are the pictures I've gotten so far. But we're gonna need a lot more than this if we're gonna blackmail these guys." said the kid, showing Kiba and Naruto one of those digital cameras with the window on the back that lets you see the pictures taken.

"Uh... wow..." Naruto and Kiba said blankly, staring at the digital camera intently.

Sasuke and Sakura making out.

Ino and Shikamaru making out.

Hinata fainting.

Tenten and Neji making out.

"Hey, how'd you get that one?" asked Kiba, still staring at the screen.

The kid smiled. "That's a nifty little feature, right there. It lets me use the camera like a Byakugan eye. I was able to phase the camera's vision through the wall, and I got that picture!"

"Sweet!" Kiba said distractedly, before turning back to the camera. "Hey, do you have pie?"

"Yes, I have pie. I am the Pie-Thrower, master of all pie. But you can call me Jack!" said Jack. "Now lemme have my camera. We must watch them play until we can get humiliating pictures and sell them to Konoha e-bay!"

"WOO-WOO!" yelled Naruto and Kiba.

"Hey, Naruto, Kiba, come on! We need to continue the game." came Sakura's voice from the den. Naruto turned back to Jack, frowning. "What do we do?"

Jack thought for a second. "Um... just go in there and act like everything's normal. When you see the signal, run!"

"Okay. Right." Naruto and Kiba went back into the den and sat down. Everyone stared as Sasuke spun the bottle.

Spin... spin... spin... STOP!

"Okay, Ino... truth or dare?"

"Truth. no way am I gonnamake out with someone. You all have perverted minds."

"Okay... Ino... hm." Sasuke rubbed his chin, making him look like a retard. "Truth: Do you really like Shikamaru?"

Ino's face turned into a tomato. Tomato. Tomoto! Potato. Pototo! No, seriously. Ino's face turned into a giant tomato! She was blushing so hard her whole head turned into a fruit! Or is it a vegetable? I think it's a fruit... Oh, well! Point is, she has a very, very red face, okay? Okay. Good. Okay. "Uhm... yes."

"LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!" Everyone chanted, pumping their arms up in the air. "Ino and Shi-ka, sittin' in a tree. Kay, eye, ess, ess, eye, ehn, jee! First comes LOVE, then comes MARRAGE, then comes the BABY in the BABY CARRAIGE!"

FLASH! "Oh, puh-leez!" said Jack, coming into the room. "'Sittin' in a tree'? is that the best you can do? And what's up with the 'LOL'? You know that that's pathetic, right?

Everyone slowly shook their heads.

"Oh, COME ON!" yelled Jack. "Where have you people BEEN! Try this: Ino and Shi-ka, sittin' in a car. Are they NAY-KED, yes, they ARE! First comes SE-"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Ino, throwing the bottle at Jack, who just barely dodged it. "I - Hey, wait a second... I know who you are! You're that Pie Thrower kid! Get over here!" Ino stood up and was going to chase after Jack when -

WHUMP!

She tripped.

Actually, her ankles were tied together. Just like everyone else's.

"OMG! WTF?" yelled Ino, trying to free herself. Everyone else just sat there with bored expressions. Don't ask me why. Maybe they were low on sugar or something?

"YOU DID THIS!" Ino shrieked, pointing an accusing finger at Jack. "YOU TIED US UP!"

"What! No, I didn't! You think you wouldn't notice a 16-year-old boy tying your ankles together? How the hell would I do it; I'm not even a ninja!"

"DON'T ASK ME! BUT I KNOW YOU DID IT!"

"I DIDN'T!"

"I'm afraind he's telling the truth, my dear girl." came a voice from the shadows. Out stepped - well, you probably already know, unless you're an idiot, but I'll tell you anyway - the C.R.A.P. squad.

"Augh! It's them! It's the evil hamsters who put me through demented animated - I'm Superblah. I'm here to save the day! - torture!" yelled Shikamaru.

"Okay, now, listen. Kakashi said he'll let us send you all home very, very soon. All you need to do for us is one simple thing."

"Does it involve pain?" asked Lee.

"Not unless you fall."

"Does it involve strain?"

"Depends on your lung capacity."

"Does it involve rain?"

"Not unless it- hey, wait a minute... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE RHYMING WORDS?"

"I don't know. So, anyway, what do we have to do?" said Lee.

"You have to run a 100-mile-long marathon." said the hamster. Everyone fell over in dead faint, except Lee, who said, "Is that all?"

"Uhm... yes..." said the hamster. "...that's all. Now... EVERYONE OUTSIDE!" Everybody, including Jack and Lee, shot up and sprinted outside.

"You all have to run to the top of this mountain. Who ever gets there first will recieve 1,000,000 yen. Now... GO!" Everyone began sprinting up the mountain, dreaming of what they could get with 1,000,000 yen.

Hokage-flavored Ramen... though Naruto.

A new, non-chicken hairdo... thought Sasuke.

Plastic surgery on my forehead... thought Sakura.

Nothing troublesome... thought Shikamaru.

Tight clothing... thought Ino.

N-Naruto-kun... thought Hinata.

A dog empire... thought Kiba.

A surname... thought Tenten.

Land the Main Branch on milk cartons... thought Neji.

Master Gai's. Master Gai's everywhere... thought Lee.

Kingdom Hearts, Chain of Memories... thought Gaara (even though it's a sucky Kingdom Hearts game).

No Gaara... thought Temari.

Pie- wait, I already have pie. thought Jack.

Finally, after about... a minute, Rock Lee appeared at the summit.

And was knocked out cold.

The same happened to everyone except Jack, who was strapped onto a rocket and sent to Uranus. Then the hamsters ate his pie. And two hours later will be the next pararaph.

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Everyone awoke at exactly the same time.

"Urgh... what happened?" asked a confused Tenten, looking around. "Why are we here all of a sudden?"

"I don't know, but I want ramen! Hey, Mr. Ramen Chef! One Meso ramen, please!" yelled Naruto.

Suddenly Tenten's eyes lit up. "Hey, guys, who wants to go on a camping trip?"

Suddenly, everyone got a vision of... hamsters and falling pianos.

And screamed.

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Yes, that's the end... :sob: IT WAS OVER TOO SOON!

Okay, as soon as I can put it up, there will be a dedication chapter to all of you who helped me out, praised me, me, or even just reviewed more than three times. I love you all, and in November, look out for the sequel: Campfire Geeks II: Ski Lodge Geeks. It has a winter setting.

Plus, soon I'll be doing that complete opposite fanfic. Watch out for that!

For the last time...

-Natsyourlord