Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda or LOTR.

'Finally, after all that has happened, I can go back to normal. Well, what was considered normal.' Link thought as he walked up to the Temple of Time.

Adult Link placed the Master sword back into its place, then waited until the beam of blue light faded. Link (now 11 years old) blinked into focus, his hands still on the hilt. Link turned to leave, but heard a snap. He turned around and watched as the Master sword shatter.

Wide eyed, Link glanced around and slowly made his way to the exit…that is until the sword hovered in the air and decided to chase him.

After a moment of running in circles, the sword began top glow. Looking up from his injuries, Link noticed the glow. He had a bad feeling, and decided to run a way from it. Blue light engulfed Link. The odd thing was, that the light had not radiated from the sword like normal, the light had shot out at Link…as if aiming for him.

There was a moment of feeling airy, weightless, and then… "Ouch!" hardness.

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"Ouch!"

A child-like voice rang out. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf quickly sat up, alert. They looked around, then noticed a child in front of them, rubbing his butt.

Link stared at the four, trying to determine if they were a threat. They advanced toward him, for they saw an elf boy who was hurt.

Legolas spoke first, "Are you alright?" he asked in Elvish. Link looked at Legolas quizzically. He didn't understand what was just said.

Aragorn then tried in English (or whatever men speak in Middle Earth) "Are you ok?"

Link looked at Aragorn and nodded. This 'Hylian" wasn't a threat to him. Link then looked around. He noticed a lot of red. Link peered at the red closely and notices a face. 'Must be fall, for the Deku's leaves to be red.' Link thought and reached for his bow.

Suddenly, Gimli started running around screaming and patting his beard. Link had shot Gimli with a fire arrow, setting his beard aflame. Sweatdropping, but with shock, the others looked at the boy, who wore a curious look.

"Why hasn't it burned down yet?" Link asked aloud.

"How did you shoot an arrow so fast…I-I-I-I mean, why did you do that?" Legolas asked.

This time Link understood him and answered, "Because that was a Deku. Short…creepy…little things that spit at you."

Then, actually noticing Legolas, Link asked very child-like, "Are you royalty?"

"Um…no." Legolas said, his eyes darting around.

"Are you sure?"

"Um…yes."

"…are you sure?"

This continued for about five minutes, until Legolas did something very unelf-like, he got frustrated.

"I am NOT royalty! Will you STOP following me around!" he snapped

Link whimpered, then ran and hid behind Aragorn.

Gimli then ran by, still on fire, screaming, "WILL SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Link came from behind Aragorn and said, "Alright, hold him still."

Legolas complied, but Gimli couldn't stand still and was squirming. Legolas lost his grip and Gimli was off again. Link then shot an ice arrow at Gimli, putting out the fire, but turning Gimli into a giant block of ice as well. Everyone sweatdropped and looked at Link

"What?"