Hi sorry if I sounded overly enthusiasitic last time, I was just excited.So absoulty no one guessed who it was gonna be after Naruto, as of right now any way, I don't really care. Probably eveyone knows who Naruto's crush is. I think that this chapter will be better than the first. So um on with story.Also special thanks to Quack says the T-shape can't tell you why yet otherwise stuff in the story will be spoiled

Disclaimer: I don't own any Naruto characters or any else in this story except when I beat them at games(not really)

Know how I said Naruto shoved someone randomly out making sure it wasn't his crush? Well about that, I lied. When he noticed that Sasuke was actually laughing, he decided to shove him onto the stage. Sasuke stumbled onto the stage and decided he might as well get it over with. Then he sat down in the chair.

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars

"Is that an ehco effect or are you just repeating?"

Repeating... Sasuke Uchiha h-

"Yes?" Sasuke said smirking.

Very funny smartass. Also what is with everyone interrupting me today?

"I don't know but don't swear there are little kids backstage you know," Sasuke said jerking his head towards the backstage.

Okay Mom, know can I please continue?

"Of course," Sasuke said still smirking

Thank you... Sasuke Uchiha he likes Sakura Haruna

"Yeah but not the way you meant it," he said arching an eyebrow.

So you have a crush on her then?

"WHAT! No I don't! Where did you get that idea?"

You just said you like her but not the way I meant it, as a friend!

"Well I do not like her!" if you looked close and carefully enough you could see he had started to turn red.

BACKSTAGE

"Sasuke-kun likes me?" Sakura said to herself, queitly. Then she dicided to say something to Ino "In your face, Ino-pig! Sasuke loves ME! CHA!" "The voice was probably lying amd you know it!" Ino sadi not really believing herself. "Oh? Then why was he turning red, huh?" Ino just sighed "Oh well. I don't really have a crush on the guy anymore." she thought to herself

ONSTAGE

Okay, ok you don't like her.

"Darn right I don't!"

...Sasuke Uchiha, he doesn't like Sakura because he LOVES her

"N-no I don't" Sasuke said slightly weakly, you could clearly see he was red now.

Then why are you turning red?

"Would you shut up about that?"

You wish!

"Can you please torment me about something else now?"

... Sasuke Uchiha, his clan's symbol is based on a pokeball

"What? No, it's supposed to be a fan," Sasuke said, very glad the voice had stopped bothering him about his crush.

Sure it is

"It is"

I beleive you

"Liar," Sasuke muttered to himself.

...Sasuke Uchiha, he's really Ash Kecthum in disguise

"From that show Pokemon? No I'm not."

Yeah you are! It's not even that good of a disguise!

"I'm not Ash!"

Then explain why you look like Ash when someone squints at you.

"No I don't!

All the guys backstage squint at Sasuke. "You know the voice guy is kinda right Sasuke," Naruto said. "Yeah you do sorta look like Ash," Kiba agreed. "What do you two know? You're both idiots!" "Are not!" They both shouted. Everybody else couldn't really tell. "I guess you look a little like Ash but the resemblance isn't to strong," Said Kakashi.

Sasuke sighed "Whatever somebody else can go now, I'm leaving. Then he started to (this is gonna be really surprising to most people)... leave!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT! YOU GO CATCH 150 POKEMON! YOU GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Sasuke was two feet from freed- I mean backstage when the voice guy said that. He then ran back right in front of the chair and said "Look buddy, I am not-" Sasuke got cut off my a mechnical arm that came out of nowhere, actually the wall, and pushed him in the chair.

Yes, Yes it worked! Go voice guy, go voice guy, it's your birthday, it's your birthday

"What the Hell?" Sasuke thought. "Ummm... what worked?"

My plan to get you back over here, it totatlly worked

"One little flaw with your plan."

And that is?

"I can just get up again stupid," he then procedded to stand up, of course the mechanical arm shoved him back down again.

Who's stupid now?

"Should've seen that coming."

...Sasuke Uchiha, he loves Sakura

"You already said that...And I do NOT love her!" Sasuke turned red again

Do you have a crush Ino?

"No"

Hinata?

"No"

Tenten?

"No"

Temari?

"No"

Any girls at all?

"For what I hope is the last time, NO!"

...Sasuke Uchiha, is gay

"N- wait what?... I AM NOT GAY!"

Well you just said you don't have a crush on any girls so...

"Well that does NOT mean that I am gay!"

Yeah it does

"No it doesn't!"

Uh, YEAH it does

"NO. IT. DOES. NOT!"

And why is that?

"Because I have a crush on Sakura!"

GASP! You do?

"Yes! I have a crush on Sakura! In fact it's not a crush, I totatally love Sa..ku..ra..." It was at that moment Sasuke just realized what he did.

So you admit it! You do love her!

"Uh um uuuhhh..." Sasuke was redder than a tomatoe "N-n-no I-I just said that so you'd stop saying that I was g-gay,"

Either you're gay or you love Sakura, which one is it?

"Ummm... the latter," he said, rather quietly.

Sorry? I didn't quite catch that.

"I love Sakura," he said, this time louder, but mumbling.

I'm sorry I can't understand what you said

"I'm not gay," Sauke said through his teeth

I might have to assume you're gay soon if I don't hear you right

"Sakura," In case I didn't mention before he's really red

Once more please

"I LOVE SAKURA!" he screamed turning a hundred shades of red.

You DO? Well, I'm just glad you finally admitted it.

"Can I please go now?" he asked weakly

Go ahead

"Hn," he said leaving

Now you know, Sasuke Uchiha, a.k.a Ash Kectum, the boy who's clan symbol is based on a pokeball and is gay but still has a crush on- excuse me LOVES Haruna Sakura

"None of that stuff is true!" Ash, I mean Sasuke said angrily and the next part quietly "except for the last part."

Sakura you're up next

"Poo," she said not because she was going to be tortured but because she wasn't going to get to spend time with Sasuke. "S-see you in a little bit Sakura,"he said and Sasuke is still VERY red "Yeah b-bye."

A/N: So how'd you like the second chapter? I would have been done sooner but it screwed up when I tried to save it once so I had to fix it.The reason I thanked Quack says the T-shape is because Igot the pokeman stuff from Quack from her story, "Where's Pikachu, Ash?"Sorry for any spelling or grammer mistkes on this chapter, or the last one. Can't catch everything. And now a few words to leave on, ahem, Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!