And now the moment you've all been waiting for, the one, the only... THIRD CHAPTER! (Insert cheering, whistling,and clapping here) with it's opening act... AUTHOR'S NOTES, YAY! (insert cricket noises here) So here's the third chapter I would've had it up sooner but I was working on my third story the first chapter will be done pretty soon if you want to read it. To Darkavater13, I agree with you that would be a good name. However, I'm feeling to lazy to take the story off, change the name, and put it back on again, plus you'd have to wait longer to read. You probably were just saying but I already typed this and I'm not untyping it, and probably nobody thinks this is funny or the rest of the A/N. (Insert agreeing here) Hey shut up! Thanks to everyone that reviewed this. Wow this is long, and I just made it longer by comenting on how long it is. Hmmm...And now, without further ado...(insert drum roll here)... THE THIRD CHAPTER (insert more cheering, clapping, and whistling here) but first a word from our disclaimer, YAY! (insert booing and jeering here) Hey! Stop throwing rotten fruit it'll only take like a minute to read it!...Maybe two!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anyone else in this story, unless of course I went to the slave autions and bought them. But Abe Lincoln abolished slavery long, long, ago. (If you don't think that's funny I couldn't think of anything else and I couldn't use the game one a third time. Or at least I didn't want to, Wow, wasn't that long disclaimer?)
"Oh Sausuke, I can hardly beleive you love me," Sakura thought as she sat down in the director's chair
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars
"Sasuke..."
No I just did him
"(happy sigh)"
Right. Sakura Haruna she on-hey, are you even listeting?
"I love you to Sasuke," In case you haven't figured it out by now, Sakura is taking a vacation off in Lalaland, and what seems to be a long one.
Hey! Would you listen to me already?
"So, um, Sasuke, when do you want to start rebuilding your cl-"
Alright that's it! Drop the water and if that doesn't work ZAP HER!
"Sasuk- WHAT! NO DON'T!" Sakura screamed as the cold, very cold, water fell on her.
Did it work?
"Why did you just throw ice cold water on me!" That's what Sakura said, here's what Inner Sakaru was saying "You little jerk! Just wait until I get my hands on you, you little" she said more than that ,but if I told you I'd have to bump the story up a whole rating however I will tell you one more word she said it was CHA, followed by an exclaimtian point.
So it did, YAY! Now then let's start
"Start running? Yeah you better!"
Oh yeah I'm SO scared
"You should be!"
I'm gonna start now, hhmmm... I think this a new record for me for getting someone angry. Yay for me, Luigi, I mean announcer guy!
"Start already!" Sakura said "Before I change my mind about killing you! CHA!"(A/N: I just like putting CHA)
Ahem ...Sakura Haruna, she just wet herself
"Hey Mister I can't remember stuff that happened less then a minute ago, YOU just threw a bucket of water on me. And aside from that, pee is warm and this water is ice cold."
Sure I did
"You did!
Right
"You- aw forget, I'm not gonna let this idiot get me angry over THIS."
...Sakura Haruna, she hates One Piece, which is on right now(it's a rerun)
"One Piece?"
Luffy and his crew came onstage "There she is! Get her, she hates One Piece!" he said. "But I've never even SEEN One Piece!" "Do you have cable?"Nami asked "Ummm, yeah why?" "Do you get Cartoonetwork?" Zolo asked this time "Yeah, but I don't what time your sh-"
"She was, and still is, able to watch One Piece, but didn't! Get her!" Luffy told his crew before they started to beat her up. "STOP! STOP! I don't even know what time it starts at!" "You don't?" Luffy asked. "No! I don't! Please stop beating me up!" they stopped beating her up. "Well in that case," Sanji said "3pm central on Monday to Friday, 9pm central Monday to Thursday." "Don't forget," Osap added "it's also on Toonami after Naruto."
"Ummm.. thanks. Wait, what do you mean after Naruto? Naruto's not a TV show. He's that blonde boy over there," Sakura said then pointed in his direction. "Yo," he said. "You still don't know?" Chopper asked "you'll find out eventually... or when you go on a show or fanfic other than this one or your's," "Come on guys, let's go to the Grand Lime, I mean Line (A/N: I wasn't going to put that in there orginally I accidently did that, so I thought "Hey why not?" so now it's there. Now you know... something you didn't care about and still don't.)
"Okay... that was...weird."
And funny, especially the part where you got beat up!
"Ha, ha, that was so funny"
I know
"Just get on with it already,"
Okay... Sakura Haruna, she's not really a man, she's a woman
"I was never a man to begin with and, yeah, I'm a girl
Oh my god! You're a woman?
"Yeah... it's pretty obvius," Sukura was pretty weirded out by now.
..Sakura Haruna, actually she's not really a woman she's a horse
"What! No I'm not. Do I look like a horse to you?"
"Actually when you look at you sideways you do look a like a horse," Naruto said
"Darn it Naruto! I'm not one of those magic picture things!" she said to him.
Oh my god! You're a horse?
"No. I just said that I'm not," she said. "I still say that if you look at you sideways you look like a horse," Naruto said from backstage. "Naruto knock it off aleady!" Then Komohamaru looked at her sideways "You're right Boss, she does look like a horse sideways!" Then, surprisingly Shino looked at her sideways and nodded. "Ok, now I KNOW you guys are just messing with me," "I'm not!" Naruto said. "I agree with boss!" "I'm messing with you," Shino said. "Good," Sakura said
...Sakura Haruna, actually she's not really a horse she's a broom
"Okay a broom? That is just plain stupid. How in the world could I be a broom? And why would you think that I am one?" Sakura said still more weirded out than annoyed. "Well judging by your hair I can see why he would mistake you for one!" Ino said "Shut up, Ino-pig," Sakura shot back, not wanting to deal with at her at the moment. "What you call me Forehead girl?" "You heard me, Ino-pig!" "That's it get ready to bring it!" "It's already brung," "You are going down Forehead-girl!" And with that they started to fight, but they didn't get to far seeing in how two mechanical arms grabbed them. "HEY!" they both shouted
Oh my God! Your a broom?(I got this off Family Guy)
"No I'm not! And let me down so we can finish this" Sakura demanded
Look you guys can beat each other up after I'm done with everyone
"Why do we have to wait until the last person?" Ino asked
Because that's why
"Fine," Sakura agreed "Alright," it may have sounded like Ino was agreeing to this but she was lying.
Let 'em down
When the mechanical arms let them down Sakura started to go back to the chair but Ino jumped on her. "Ha! I got you!" Ino said. Shikamaru came out on stage and grabbed Ino off her "Come on Ino, if you beat her up...(think Shikamaru, think) then the voice guy won't get to finish with her and he was probably getting to the good stuff." "Oh alright," Ino said not lying this time. "Ok good," Shika said before grabbing her hand. "You don't have to hold my hand Shika," Ino said "Ummm.." he turned away so no one would see his blush "I..um just don't trust you to much," he lied. "Oh," Ino said, she wasn't sure whether he was lying or not.
Hmmm.. Hey Shikamaru
"What?" he asked
I bet... nah I'll save it for later just go backstage
"Umm okay" he said before they left the stage.
...Sakura Haruna, she hears voices in head
"That's not true! It's just the one, and I'm not even sure if Inner Sakura counts!"
Y-you actually hear voices in your head?
"No! Just the one."
And you named her?
"I didn't name her. I think some guy named Funimation named her," Sakura said
...Sakura Haruna, apparntly she forgot to take her pill today
"I don't take a pill."
Then you should start
"She's more like my thoughts," Sakura was starting to get annoyed
Let's hope so
"Let's hope you shut up
Oh yeah, nice real nice (note the sarcasm)
"Could we please get on with this?"
...Sakura Haruna, she has a crush on Naruto
"No! He has a crush on me, or at least he used to."
Ohh... I get it. You're like Sasuke, you don't have a crush on him you totally LOVE him
Backstage Sasuke started to blush again and shouted to the voice announcer guy "Shut up!"
Mha ha ha ha hah
"I do not! And even if I did, which I don't, it would be like a brother!"
Man o man, do you have bad timing!
"What do you mean?"
You get a crush on Naruto right when he loses his crush on you and Sasuke, your former crush, gets a crush, excuse me I mean loves you
Sasuke, whose blush had just gone away, said "Not that I want you torturing Sakura, but you just did me! Stop torturing me, and don't make any references to it either," his blush had come back and he was on stage now. "I'll handle him Sasuke, just ignore him. Oh, and thanks for not wanting him to torture me," "Your welcome," he said kissing her on the cheek, "see you in few minutes. "Uh huh" she said placing her hand on her cheek. "Wow, my first kiss," she thought, and to those of you wondering, no she is not about to off to Lala land again.
Wow your timing his even worse than I thought it was
"Would you shut up already?"
Would you shut up already (he's saying this in a mocking tone)
"Quit you fat head!"
That the best insult you can think of?
"I can think of plenty more not that I can say 'em all," while Sakura was saying this inner Sakura was yelling so much she passed out then woke, she did this twice. Right now she's yelling.
Now you know Haruna Sakura (Sakura Haruna), the girl who wet herself, is actually a broom, hates One Piece, hears voices in her head and should take a pill that has a crush on Naruto.
"Absoulty none of that stuff is true!" Sakaru then looked at where the One Piece guys had came in "Especially about that thing about One Piece and Naruto!"
Yeah, sure I believe... not
"See ya never hopefully," Sakura said before grabbing...
A/N: There's the third chapter for you, how'd you like it? The reason I ended like that is because I'm not sure wheter to do Shikamaru or Tenten next. I want to do Shikamaru soon and if I do Tenten I'm doing Neji directly after her, tell me you want me to do next and that's who I'll do. Also I'll be working on the next chapter before I even get asked so you guys won't have to wait as long, I'll just change the beginning of which ever one I don't use. And now some words to leave on, ahem(not one of the words) To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. (I love using quotes, especialy from Harry Potter) See ya next time, bye.