And now, the moment everyone who has been following this story has been waiting for...(insert drum roll here)... the pizza guy's arrival! What? That's not the moment they've all been waiting for? But who doesn't like pizza? Well yes, lactose intolerant people can't eat pizza, but that doesn't necessarily mean they don't like it. And now here's the story, actually first the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Okay, okay. I'll admit it... (dramatic voice)I don't own Naruto, or anyone or anything else in this story! Also, (less dramatic but still dramatic voice)you're an idiot for thinking so, HAHA!

Please Note: I'm going to start from the last sentence if the last chapter.

"See ya never hopefully," Sakura said before grabbing Shikamaru, and shoving him on stage. Why Shikamaru you ask? Wait, you didn't ask? Well too bad I'm telling you anyway. She grabbed him because she was curious as to what the voice guy was saving for him. "Hi Sakura," Sasuke said. "Hey Sasuke, thanks for the kiss." Sakura thanked him. (duh) "Want another?" Sasuke asked, and for some reason he was smirking. "You have to ask?" Sakura said before they began to passionatley kiss.

"Ha ha, you actually made two people happy," Shikamaru said

Nu uh. That was just because Sasuke kissed her.

"Yeah you just keep telling yourself that," Shikamaru said triumpthuntly for some reason.

Knock it off

"Knock it off," Shikamaru mocked "You know you could just start."

I have to wait for you to sit down

"Okay," Shikamaru said before he sat on the floor.

In the chair ding-a-ling

"Nah, too troublesome."

Just sit your lazy a(BEEP) in the chair

"Fine, geez, you don't have to have a spaz attack."

Finally I can start, ahem ... Nara Shikamaru, he's the dumbest idiot on Earth

"No I'm not."

Oh that's right I'm sorry... Nara Skikamaru, he's the dumbest person in the galaxy

"I'm not."

Oh how silly of me ...Nara Shikamaru, he's the dumbest person in the u-

"I'm not the dumbest person in the universe either. I'm a genius and I have an I.Q. over 200."

How'd you know I was going to say that?

"It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Man this is troublesome."

If you're such a genius then why'd you get such low grades in the acadamey?

"It was too troublesome to study."

...Nara Shikamaru, h-

"Why'd you say my surname first that time?"

Because I can, now shut up... Nara Shikamaru he's about to go into a deep sleep

"No I'm not, I'm not even tir-" Shikamaru started to say before a brick almost hit him in the head. "Oh my God! That thing almost hit me in the head!"

Sorry, I won't miss this time

Another brick fell and it would of hit him if he hadn't moved "Would you stop throwing bricks at my head?"

Only if you sit in the chair again

"I can't, you broke it with that last brick

Hold on a sec

Suddenly the chair sank into the floor and out popped a new one that wasn't broken

There you go

"Yeah, like I would really sit down again in that chair!"

Okay have it your way

Another brick came flying, but this time not from the ceiling. I think the wall. Shikamaru ducked (obviously) "Would you knock it off?" Shika asked angerily

Your head? Certanily.

Another brick came at him and this time he rolled out of the way. "NO! Stop throwing bricks at me!"

I said I would if you sat down... in the chair!

"FINE!"

... Shikamaru Nara, he stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

"Who me?"

Yes you!

"Couldn't be!"

Then who?

"Sasuke stole the cookies from the cookie jar!" "Try again," Sasuke said, before he went make to making out with Sakura. They had to keep stopping for air. "Er," Shikamaru said "Neji stole the cookies from the cookie jar!" "Who me?" surprisingly Neji went along with it. "Yes you!" Both Shika and the annoucer guy said. "Couldn't be!" "Then who?" "Chouji stole the cookies fom the cookie jar!" Neji said

Yeah, that's believable

"Hey!" Chouji said while munching on his chips "It's not my turn yet, it's Shikamaru's!

Oh yeah, which remains me we have to stop playing who stole the cookies from the cookie jar

"Aw man," Shikamaru said

You want to keep playing that

"No, not really. It's just that it's troublesome having you make fun of me."

Whatever...Nara Shikamaru, he once had a whole bowl of ramen down his pants

"No, that never happened." Suddenly a mechanical came out of the wall and poured a whole bowl of ramen down his pants.

Liar, there's some in your pants right now!

"The mechanical arm just put there!" Shikamaru is squiming around now. I've had ramen down my pants, but I imagine it's very unfortable. Naruto came out on stage "Hey what flavor ramen is in his pants?" he asked

Um... pork

"Oh I like that but it's not my favorite," Naruto said before going back stage again.

That was weird

"Can I change into some different pants? This is very troublesome and uncomfortable."

I'll just have someone suck the ramen out

Then some guy dressed like a ghostbuster came on stage and stuck a vaccum nozzle in Shikamaru's pants "Hold perfectly still," he told him before turming the vaccum on. "Hey, that thing sucked up my underwear!" Shikamaru said. "Not my problem. Now if you'll excuse me I have some ghosts to bust." Having said that the guy that was appantly a ghostbuster, left


Ew, you aren't wearing underwear?

"The ghostbuster guy took it!

Sure he did... Nara Shikamaru, he once did something that would bump this story up to M if I said what he did

"What? I thought this was a T.V. show."

It is

"But you just said that this is a story."

Do not question my ways

"Um, okay."

...Shikamaru Nara, he was the happiest boy in the world when he was holding Ino

"N-No I wasn't!" Shikamaru said before he began to blush

Then why did you hold her hand right after?

"I, um,"

Also you were blushing then and now to

"W-Well I don't like her if that's what you're thinking!"

Sure you don't... Nara Shikamaru, he has a total crush on Ino

Shika blushed harder "Um, well, I uh... No I don't."

Then how come you're getting embarrased and not angry?

"I don't have a crush on Ino!"

Oh I get it. You're like Sasuke you-

Suddenly Sasuke came on stage. "Stop making references to that already! It is VERY annoying, even more annoying than Naruto."

Never!

"If I ever figure out where you are, I am so going to kill you!" Sasuke said

Like you could!

"Screw you, I'm going," Sasuke said before he left.

... Nara Shikamaru, he wishes he could have held Ino longer

"Would you shut up about that already?"

You wish

"Are you done yet?"

Actually yeah. Now you know... Nara Shikamaru, the dumbest boy on the planet who had ramen in his pants, stole the cookies from the cookie jar, and has a crush on Ino.

"Absoultly none of that stuff is true!"

Except for the part about Ino right?

Skikamaru blushed and said "Shut up."

Ha, I knew it. Next up is... Tenten? Okay who was doing their math homework on this?

A/N: There's the fourth chapter for you. Sorry for any spelling or grammer mistakes. But hey, give me some credit I'm 12 years old and I'm using wordpad. Also if I see something wrong I might just read it it the right way, I'm not really sure why I do that. As said before Tenten is next. Ideas are excepted, especially since I'm running out of them. I think I used too many on Naruto. And now some words to leave on, ahem, some words. Bye!