Yay the fifth chapter wa-hoo! Hey where is everybody? Oh come on, it hasn't been that long! Isn't anyone still here? Sigh, HEY EVERYONE, THE PIZZA'S HERE! (Everyone comes rushing back in) Know that I have everyone's atten- "Where's the pizza?" some rude guy interrupted. I sighed and threw a pizza into the audience. Now the was I was saying, here is the fifth chap YAY! "WE LOVE PIZZA!" Shut up about the pizza already! "No, you shut up about the story already!" Look you guys are here for the story, GOD! Yeah, anyway here's the story but first a word our disclaimer. Also thanks to everyone who reviewed, if I use your ideas I'll mention during the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did this wouldn't be fanfiction it'd be a pitch for a new episode. The only time I own him is when I cream him in Sonic Heros, which I also do not own (it's a rental) also I don't own anyone else in this fic. Now then on with the show, I mean fic
Tenten sighed, she absoultly hated it when people mistook her name for math homework. She was fully armed so she decided to sit down.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Tenten started humming the Mario theme for some reason.
Tenten... hey what's your surname? Do you even have one?
"Yes, but I'm not going to tell you what it is," said Tenten
Fine then, I'll make one up
"You do that."
Tenten Toiletwater
"Ha, that's funny."
I've got one you'd like much better
"What's that?" Tenten asked cheerfully
Tenten Hyuuga!
"N-n-no I w-wouldn't," Tenten denied.
Then why did I find it written all over your notebook?
A notebook suddenly fell from the ceiling and Tenten caught it. "This is Hinata's."
Sure it is
"It is, has her name on it." Tenten said. Then she noticed some other stuff "Mrs. Uz-" she said quietly to herself. She would've read more but Hianta suddenly grabbed the book. "Thank you for finding my notebook, Tenten-chan," she then went backstage as quickly as possible. I sure do wonder what was in that notebook of hers? Oh wait I know, and here it is.
Hyuuga Hinata
Uzamaki Naruto
Hyuuga Hinata+Uzamaki Naruto
Uzamaki Hinata
Mrs.Uzamaki Hinata
Mrs. Uzamaki Naruto Hinata (I'm not really sure on that one)
I sure do wonder why she didn't want any seeing that (note the sarcasm).
Hyuuga Tenten, she-
"How many times do I have to tell you? That is NOT my surname!"
Yeah, but I bet you wish it was
"Y-NO! W-Why would I w-want that to be my s-surname?" Tenten stuttered, I sure do wonder why? -cough-sarcasm-cough-
Because then you'd be married to your crush, N-
"I don't have one on him!" Tenten said as quickly as possible.
I didn't mean literally. As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted, becuase then you'd be married to your crush, Neji!
"H-he is n-not my crush!" Tenten denied while blushing and getting embarrassed.
Then why are you blushing?
"I don't have a crush on Neji, Lee does!" Tenten said still. Lee came in while he was crushing Neji "Tenten! You swore you wouldn't tell anyone! I wanted to do that!" Lee whined. "Hey Lee? Are you done yet, cause I'm starting to get a cramp," Neji askd. "What? It doesn't even hurt?" "Do you mean the cramp or you attempting to crush on me?" Neji asked rubbing his neck. "Crush," Lee said simply. "No, it doesn't hurt, at all."
"I cannot believe the power of youth has failed me!" Lee cwhined with anime stlye tears streaming down his cheeks as he let go of Neji. Lee went back stage. "So, um, Tenten. Do-do you r-really have a crush on me?" Neji asked shyly. "No!" Tenten siad, her blush going deeper. "Oh," Neji said sounding, for some odd reason, disappointed. He then went to lean on a wall.
That was weird. Hey Neji, go back stage!
"No," said Neji leaning against a wall where Tenten could see him.
Fine whatever... Oh hey, Tenten I bet you don't have a crush on Neji because you're like Sasuke, you tot-
"Don't say it!" Sasuke said who had suddenly came on stage and now was pointing his finger sort of towards the ceiling.
You're like Sas-
"Don't say it!" Sasuke screamed again
You-
"Don't!" Sasuke said still pointing his finger
Fine, fine just go backstage
"Hn," Sasuke said leaving
You're Sasuke you totally love him! HAHAHA!
You could here Sasuke scream backstage. Neji laughed at Sasuke's misfortune.
Right now back to embarrassing Tenten... Hyuuga Tenten she-
"Stop calling me that!" Tenten screamed.
Fine... I-wish-I-was-married-to-Neji Tenten sh-
"On second thought, Hyuuga's fine."
Ha so you admit it, you DO like him!
"No, I just think it's better than the other one!"
I just realized, I already got you embarrassed and I haven't even done one yet!
"Shut up," Tenten muttered blushing again (maybe she's related to Hinata?)
...Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she's Hinata in disguise
"No I'm not, and that's not even embarrassing in the least!"
Then why are stuttering and blushing so much?
"Shut up you idiot!"
Whatever... Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she is a total tomboy
"So? Everyone already knew that."
Really?
"Yeah."
Crap I don't have anything but A-material and I don't want to use that stuff so soon. Man
"Too bad for you," Tenten said sitting upside down in the chair.
Wait I got something that ain't A-material Hyu- Hey! Sit the right way!
"I don't wanna!" Tenten said mock pouting (meaning she was pretending to). Neji thought she was being pretty amusing and cute and pretty and if I say anything more Neji will beat me to a bloody pulp.
Just do it you (CENSORED)
"Do need for that kind of language!" Tenten said before she made the chair flip on to its back "Weeeee!" Tenten said afterwards.
Clumsy
"I did that on purpose, that's why I said weee, duh," Tenten said standing the chair up again and sitting on it.
Hyuuga-
"That's not my surname," Tenten said in singsong yet annoyed voice.
Yeah but I bet you wish it were
"Shut up," Tenten mumbled while blushing slightly.
...Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she-
"Hahaha hee haha!" Tenten interrupted him while laughing (I know big surprise, I bet you all faces like this 0.0 except with an open mouth)
Why are laughing?
"N-N-Neji heehahaha!" Tenten said pointing at him. Neji kept making funny faces at her (I know, I know, ooc but there's a reason) "What are you laughing at?" Neji asked while crossing his eyes and strecthing his mouth with his fingers so that it sounded like "Wha raw rooo raring rat?"
Hyuuga Neji?
"I had a lot of sugar and caffine before coming here. A whole lot. Oh, also these two guys, Buzz and Kaffy I think there names were, gave me some coffee and even MORE sugar so know I'm having a sugar rush!" Neji said relativly quickly. Then Buzz and Kaffy came on stage screaming "SUGAR AND COFFEE!"
No not yet, you guys come on for someone else!
"Oh sorry!" Buzz said rapidly "It's just that we're kind of impatient from all the..." Kaffy said before both sheand Buzz screamed "SUGAR AND COFFEE!"
That's nice but later
"Okay bye!" They said throwing sugar packets as they went. "Sweet, sugar!" Tenten said (pun unintended) grabbing some of the packets. She began pouring them into her mouth.
I cannot believe I still haven't started!
"Yeah that sucks for you! Haha ha!"
Neji stop making Tenten laugh! ... Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she... I forgot what I was going to say
"Haha! You suck! Nyah!" Tenten said sticking her tounge out while still pouring the sugar into her mouth (like she really needs to be more hyper)
...Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she's clumsy
"Nu-uh," Tenten said pouring the second to last packet on to her tounge. (In case I forgot to tell you Neji got some sugar packets too but less and he's already done with his) "Yeah," Neji said agreeing "There's no way she's clumsy."
...Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she's very imature
"I am n-" Tenten started to say before Neji interrupted her "Got that right!" he said while doing a handstand and it seemed that he was about to attempt it one-handed. "Neji!" Tenten whined. "Well you are! Sometimes anyway-cough-a lot-cough-" Neji said hopping from one hand to the other and then did a back flip. "Ten points, YAY!" Tenten said. "Thank you, thank you," Neji said while bowing. (these guys are wierd sugar high aren't they?)
No more sugar for you two
At this Tenten and Neji started being extremly annoying and loud.
Okay okay fine! But you can't have any now!
The two seemed fine with this.
...Hyuuga Toiletwater Tenten, she once looked though Neji's room -cough-stalker-cough- (thanks to vampirewitch)
"What?" Neji asked astonished, so astonished that he fell backwards from the headstand he was doing. "Owww." "That was when we were playing hide-and-seek with Hanabi and Hinata when we were eleven!" Tenten said defaintly.
Sure, I believe you
"It's true!"
Right... Toiletwater Tenten sh-
"Aren't you going to say Hyuuga?" Tenten asked at the voice guy sudden change in names.
So you admit you want it as your last name!
"NO! I-I just wanted to know why you suddenly stopped using Hyuuga. That's all!" Tenten said, and case you're wondering, yes, she is still having a sugar rush. Neji too, he's doing backflips right now (don't ask why... unless you want to... um, A/N ROCKS! THANK YOU CLEAVELAND! OR WHEREVER YOU ARE AS YOU'RE READING THIS!)
Sure... Toiletwater Tenten, she's gay
"I AM NOT! Cause I'm a kitty-cat! Meow meow meow meow meow!" Tenten said while moving her hands up and down like paws. (A/N Again: Nah, I'll wait until later)
You're a... kitty-cat?
"Yes, meow meow meow meow meow!" Tenten said doing that hand thing again. Having heard this Neji went up to her and said "Well I'm a puppy-dog! Bark bark bark bark bark!" (A/N yet again: Neji's really ooc when he's sugar high, isn't he?)
Ummm... yeah, back to you being gay
"I am not gay! I AM however a k-"
Don't say it... or that you're a kitty-cat!
Tenten pouted, then perked up for a second and said "YAY FOR SUGAR!" and then Neji added "IT TOTALLY ROCKS!" Buzz and Kaffy came on stage "Did somebody say SUGAR AND COFFEE!" they both screamed. "No, just sugar," said Tenten. "Ok then, bye and remember have lots of-" (Buzz, Kaffy, Tenten and Neji are all saying this) "SUGAR AND COFFEE!"
Backyard, I mean pack, I mean, stroke, I mean OH NO I'M HAVING STROKE! I mean, stage
(Another A/N? God, just wait until the end: When I wrote that, I fell out of my chair laughing and then I started rolling around. Probably because I'm in another one of my HYPER MOODS! And possibly having a sugar rush. Wow that could qualify as a whole paragraph!)
(Stop with the floating A/Ns! It's getting annoying! Oh, wait, no it isn't, because it already was: Hey that last A/N did qualify as a whole paragarph! Who knew?) "Hey, um, Hinata, Lee?" Naruto asked getting kind of weirded out. "What?" they both responded at the the same time. "Do they always act like that when they're having a sugar rush?" "Well," Lee began "I have seen Tenten have a youthful sugar rush before, but I'm not sure on Neji."
"N-Neji-nii-san has had one a f-few times before. He seldom has sugar, so when h-he gets a sugar rush he's really hyper. And yet he can b-be calm while he's having one, it's k-kind of c-creepy," Hinata replied. "Tenten too?" Naruto asked Lee. "Yosh!" "... They're acting more hyper then I usally do," Naruto said dumbstruck. Hinata and Lee just nodded
On top of old smooooky all cov- er, I mean, stage
... Tenten's still gay
"I am NOT!" Tenten said resulting with falling flat on her back because she was doing a handstand at the time and lost her foot- I mean handing (Stop doing floating A/Ns already? That's all I have to say, question mark)
Yes you are, you lesbo, and sit in the chair
"I am n-"
Ha! You just admitted that you are!
"You interrupted me! I was going to say 'I'm not gay'"
Do you have a crush on Naruto?
"No."
Shikamaru?
"No."
Gaara?
"No."
Chouji?
"For what I know isn't going to be the last time, no."
Sasuke?
"N-Yes," Tenten lied. "What!" Neji exclaimed extremely jealous. "Just kidding. And out of curiosity why do you care so much?" "I don't," lied Neji this time, I'd say more but as stated before I don't want him to beat me to a bloody pulp.
Shino?
"NO! And this is beginning to sound a lot like Sasuke's!" Tenten said while Neji was quietly singing the K-9 atvantics song (Another A/N? AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH: That crazy guy saying that stuff is funny. Also the song where the puppy's writing a letter to his parents)
Well what about Neji?
"No," Tenten said queitly while blushing.
Then that means you're gay!
"NO. I. AM NOT!"
And why is that?
"Because!"
Because why?
"Because I have a crush on Neji!" Tenten said
Wow, calling people gay works really well, I wonder why they all get so pissed when I do?
"Wait, crap! Umm.." Tenten blushed heavily and then she jumped on Neji.
Hey this is rated T!
"See, I'm crushing Neji!" Tenten said as Neji started having naughty thoughts (I'm just this doing this to bug people now: I'm mainly doing this to bug people. Bad, Neji, bad!)
Well, if you're doing it literally then I guess that means you're gay
"I'm not! I-I love," Tenten said before mumbling "Neji." Neji blinked "Really?" "Yes," Tenten said, and no she's not blushing. "That's great, I like you too." Tenten was astonished "You do?" "Yeah, I-I love you!" Seeing in the position that they were in, they both made a silent agreement to start making out. Have they not been in that position they would have made out anyway. (read that part part in a serious british or english voice. Or at least british or english voice, I think it's funnier that way)
Five minutes later
How long have they been making out... five minutes? God, how can they have the lung capactiy to do that?
Tenten's and Neji's eyes got wide. They broke apart suddenly and started gasping for air. "Thanks," Neji said sarcasticly (I got this idea from watching One Piece). Then they looked at each other for about a second, give take, and started making out... again.
Five min-,sorry, five more minutes later
This is getting disgusting
Suddenly one of those mechanical arms came out and forced Tenten back inot the chair and a cage from out of nowhere (actually more like the ceiling) and trapped Neji (everything from Tenten confessing her love to the cage thing, most of it anyway, was thanks to Natsyourlord) "Why'd you do that?" Tenten asked angerily. While in the cage Neji grabbed a cup from literally out of nowhere and started banging it against the bars.
Because I can, and I want to get on with this
"Jerk," Tenten said thinking Neji could probably slip through the bars.
... Hyuug-
"That isn't going to bother me anymore," Tenten said making her chair lean back.
Whatever, less for me to say... Toiletwater Tenten, she's a mouseketeer
"A what? No I'm not you ding-dong!"
Then why do you have Micky mouse ear things?
"That's my hair and I have them in buns."
Buns are what you're sitting on, duh
Tenten slapped her face. To muffle her laugh, she couldn't let herself laugh right now. Neji, still sugar rushing, had decided to hang onto the bars on the cage like a monkey to amuse himself. When Tenten noticed this she full out laughed. Neji decided to egg it on and made some gorilla noises and thumped his chest. Tenten was in hysterics.
Knock it off Neji, God you are so ooc when you're having a sugar rush
In response to this hopped down to the floor thumped his chest again and made some angry ape noises. Tenten had fallen out of the chair laughing and started rolling around.
Zap the both of them!
Tenten screamed and sat back down in the chair so fast it flipped over and Neji imediatley stopped with the ape noises.
Sweet it worked
"You jerk!" Tenten screamed.
... Toiletwater Tenten, she's pregant!
"WHAT? Why would you think that?" (If you don't like that kind of thing sorry, but it gave me another thing for Neji and I don't have a lot of ideas for him and he is going to be next)
You're HUGE!
"I am not!"
Are you kidding? You're bigger then Chouji!
"What's that supposed to mean?" Chouji asked from backstage. "I'm not pregnant nor a-" Tenten began before being interrupted.
So you're just fat?
"I am NOT fat!"
Stop denying it
"Stop calling my girlfriend fat!" Neji demanded. (To me if you make out with someone that automaticly makes you a couple. If that's not that way for you, well whatever I don't really care, but I think that would automacticly a couple if you weren't one already)
Make me
"I'm nearly underweight!" Tenten exclaimed. "Are you really?" Neji asked her. Since Gai's team seems to be able to comunicate telepathicly (I'm getting this off the first part of the chunnin exams) that's what she did and she told him she wasn't sure.
I haven't heard a bigger lie since... give me a few minutes to think
"Like you could!" Neji spat out
Least I'm not fat like some people!
"That's the camera right?" Tenten said pointing to it, the camera.
Yeah why? Wait you're a weapon's mis-
Before he could say another word Tenten threw a kunai at the camera.
"We are experiencing some technical difficulties, please stand by," said a voice in monotone before a beeping could be heard. "Thank you for waiting, now back to our show," said the same monotone voice.
Now you know... Toiletwater Tenten, the girl who has a crush on Neji-
"I was making out with him, dumb-butt! You can't get me with that!" Tenten said momentarily ceasing her jumping contest with Neji (the cage had a decently high ceiling).
Shut up! Is Hinata disguise-
"No I'm not!" Tenten said "She is backstage, look." She pointed towards backstage then went to get Hinata. "Hinata," she said waving her hands in front of Hinata "Me, Tenten," she said waving her hands in front of herself. She repeated the process twice "Got it?"
Stop interrupting, GOD! Hinata, backstage. Let me finish then you can leave.
"Ha ha, I got YOU angry. And it's all thanks to...SUGAR!" "YAY FOR SUGAR!" both she and Neji said creeping everyone out at least a little, even me! And that is a VERY amazing feat considering that I'm the author, now then, back to to the story.
Yeah... back to where I was before, is a total tomboy and VERY immature,
At this Tenten stuck her tounge out at him
Looked through Neji's room once, actually more than that -cough-stalker-cough-, and is a mousketeer. Also she's pregnant!
"I'm not pregnant!" Tenten shouted. Hearing this got Neji thinking certain things, certain naughty things (Bad, Neji, bad!)
So you're just fat then?
"I'm not fat!" she screamed
Then that means you're pregnant! Neji since you are already here you're next
A/N: There's the fifth chapter for ya, ya like? Thanks for all the ideas guys, they were a big help. I've read plenty of Know Your Stars fanfics before and I think mine is the first one where the character interrupts the voice guy when he says that "now you know" thing, correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry for any spelling or grammer mistakes, cant' catch everything Please, please please PLEASE review. If you don't I'll ask chibi Hinata and Gaara to ask you to review and they are extremly cute so there is no way you'll be able to resist them and all of their cuteness. That's it I'm getting them to ask you!
Chibi Hinata and Gaara: PWEASE REVIEW! Pwetty pweety pwease. We'll give you cookies
Chibi Hinata: And I'll give you a big hug!
Chibi Gaara (snickering): I bet you hope Chibi Naruto (or just regular Naruto) reviews, huh?
Chibi Hinata (whining and blushing): Chibi Gaa-ra!
Chibi Gaara: Hinata and Naruto sitting in a twee K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Chibi Hinata blushes like mad and starts crying softly
I come pick up Chibi Hinata. Me: Chibi Gaara quit making fun Chibi Hinata. That's it time-out!
Chibi Gaara (pouting): This stinks, I didn't do anything wong
So everyone please review, or Chibi Gaara and Hinata will get really, really sad
Chibi Hinata: Can I have some ice cweam?
Me: Sorry Hinata, but it's too close to dinner
Chibi Hinata (using puppy-dog eyes): PWEASE!
Me: Gwah! The cuteness, the kawaiiness! It's too much, it's too much! Okay, okay you can have some ice cream!
Chibi Hinata: Yay!
Chibi Gaara: Can I have some ice cweam too pwease?
Me: No Gaara, you're in time-out
Chibi Gaara (also using puppy-dog eyes): Pwetty, pwetty PWEASE!
Me: AAHHH, even MORE cuteness and kawaiiness! You can have ice cream too!
Both chibis: ICE CWEAM! YAY!