Chibi Hinata: Hi me and C. Gaara are gonna do the author's notes that are before the story this time.(please note I shall now refer to them as C. Hinata and Gaara)
Chibi Gaara: Yeah, she said if we did she'd give us more ice cweam and, and, and, um...oh yeah, some cookies too.
C. Hinata: No, she said she might give us cookies
C. Gaara: Oh yeah. Hey, if dis if author notes then shouldn't Wady Awesome be doing it? I mean we ain't the author
C. Hinata: Yeah she should. Also it's "Lady" Awesome
C. Gaara: Dat's what I said
C. Hinata: No, you said wady, and why do you keep sayin' stuff like dis and dat?
C. Gaara: Don't little kids talk like that?
C. Hianta: Some might, but your chibi chawacter was 6 and I'm pwetty sure most 6-year olds don't talk like that. I could talk like that though 'cause my chibi self is thwee
C. Gaara: Then I won't talk like da-that no more
C. Hinata: Anymore
C. Gaara: Whatever, And shouldn't Lady A. be doing the author notes?
Me: Yeah I'll do them. Okay so this chapter is Neji an-
C. Hinata: Neji's my older cousin!
Me: Er... right anywho I'm plan-
C. Gaara: Are you going to do me or my sibs soon?
Me: Maybe. Hey could you guys stop interrupting please? The A/N is long enough as it is
Both Chibies: Sure!
Me: Right, I'm planning on doing Hinata soon a-
C. Hinata: YAY!
Me: (warninly) Hinata...
C. Hinata: S-Sowwy
Me: I'l probably do Hinata after Neji then I'm taking requests. Unless I think of some really good stuff for a certain person, doubtful though. I forgot to mention last time that the kitty-cat thing I got off a boy in my class. He does that sometimes but he hasn't done it months. Wow this is the longest A/N I've ever written, cool. I'm gonna let the chibies do the disclaimer. They're speaking in unision for most of it, you'll know when they aren't

Disclaimer: Lady Awesome don't own Naruto. If she did t- hey! How are talking in perfect unison like this? Okay this is just weird. WHAT THE? We did it again!... (pause) she sells seashells down by the sea shore! Darn! Lady Awesome on- darn it we keep doing it! Ugh, whatever. Lady Awesome only owns us when she beats us in video games (not really) C. Gaara: Which isn't too oftenC. Hinata: True thatHey we aren't doing the uni- DARN IT!

"... I'm going to do this in the cage?" Neji asked, knowing full well he could slip though the bars at any time he wanted.

Yes, and aren't you going to leave?

"Probably not anytime soon," Tenten said as she began to climb the bars on the cage so she'd be on top of it (no duh).

Why are you choosing to be here?

"Same reason as Neji-kun for me," Tenten said. "Neji-kun, I like the sound of that" Neji thought. Suddenly a director's chair rose in the middle of the cage. Despite the fact that he knew what was coming (and that he and Tenten are still sugar rushing) he sat down in it.

Whatever... Hyuuga Neji, he likes Tenten

Neji got a confused look on his face, "...I don't like Tenten." Tenten looked shocked. She slipped into the cage, proving Neji could slip out and was about to ask what he meant by that when Neji grabbed her, brought her close to him and whispered into her ear, "It's because I love you," Tenten blushed slightly and smiled. Neji gave a quick kiss on the lips and she went out of the cage.

Just admit you have a crush on her. Or are you like Sasuke and you to-

Sasuke suddenly came on stage, "Stop making references to that! GOD! Are you going to do that for everyone?"

Yes, I will never stop bringing that up! MWAH HAHA HA

"God, I hate you!" Sasuke screamed.

You hate God? Boy, you going to hell!

"Not God! You dammit!" Sasuke cried angerily. He actually got so angry his curse seal activated. "Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cried running onto stage. She latched herself onto to him, his curse thing deactiveated. "Thanks Sakura-chan," he said. "Come on," she said grabbing his hand and they went to go off stage.

Or are like Sasuke and you totally love her? BWAH HA HA!

"Go to Hell!" Sasuke screamed. "Come on," he said angerily pulling Sakura with him. Neji laughed at him and Sasuke glared. Neji turned his attention to the Know Your Stars guy and said, "Of course, why else would I have been making out with her for five minutes straight? Twice!"

Because you wanted to be in a cage?

Neji sweatdropped and said, "... That was rhetorical question."

Oh

"Why are you trying to tease me about this?" Neji asked.

I didn't have enough ideas

"...Ha, ha, you suck!" Tenten and Neji said.

Shut it!... Hyuuga Neji, he's really a girl in disguise!

(many people at home: I knew it!; or: Disguise?; or: does this mean he- I mean she, is gay?) "No I'm not!" Neji said.

Yeah you are, it's not even a good disguise. You don't even have to squint!

"I hate it when people think I'm a girl!"

Think? Don't you mean find out?

"Do you want me to proove I'm not a girl?"

NO! I already said this is T rated!

"Oh I'm showing you!" Neji shouted. Tenten hopped down off the top of the cage so she could see what Neji would do.

Don't!

Neji took his shirt off, "See? No boobs!" he said pointing to his abs. His rock-hard abs. I wonder if Lee has rock-hard abs? I mean his name is Rock Lee. Sorry, I'm getting off topic. Tenten stared at Neji and actually started to drool!

Oh thank God, I thought you were going to drop your pants and-

Neji cut him off with a disgusted look on his face, "Dude you are seriously disgusting!"

Well it is your manhood

"Idiot," Neji mumbled throwing his shirt to the corner of the cage, much to the joy of Tenten and many horny teenage girls and gays at home. Heck, even the non-horny ones! "Tenten-chan are you drooling?" Neji asked. "No of course not!" she said. She yawned so she could cover up the drool she was wiping away. "Are you having a sugar crash?" Neji asked disappointed, "Cause if you then we can't do sugar rush stuff together! And I'm still sugar rushing but you're not, so I'd probably just bother you! And you might fall asleep andthatwouldsuckandstuffnoitwould REALLY suck!" He said all that particularily fast especially that last part.

"No, just bored, hey wanna race?" she asked enthusiasticlly. "Sure!" Neji said. He slipped though the bars, then he and Tenten decided.

Hey get back in there!

"NEVAH!" Neji shouted as he ran.

Don't make me get my flying monkeys!

"You don't even have flying monkeys!" scoffed Tenten.

So you've figured it out, eh? That's it! Go Cagemon! Attack them!

Suddenly the cage grew legs and long, scrawly metal arms with pinchers. It rose and and began to chase Neji and Tenten.

Give up, you shall never win!

"No!" Neji cried. "We will never give in!" cried Tenten. "Tenten we can't just keep running!" Neji said. "I know we have to fight back!" Tenten said avoiding the metal arm. "Okay, here's what we do," Neji said and then whispered the plan into her ears. She nodded. Neji jumped on top of the cage and activated his byakugan. He hit the chakra points on the cage (it shouldn't surpirse you that his chakra points, I mean it has legs, come on!) which slowed it down. For some reason. Tenten threw kunais with exploding tags attached. The cage squealed and then the entire thing exploded! (I bet everyone reading this is think one of the following: What the fuck?; What the hell?; The hell? Am I right? Or are you thinking; what the heck is this girl smoking?)

"It's over... It's finnally over," Neji said. "Neji," Tenten said as she embraced him. "It's okay," he whispered as he stroked her back (he would have stroked her hair but it was still in buns)

Um, why are you two being so serious?

They broke the embrace, "We don't know," Neji said as Tenten shook her head.

That stuff was seriously F'd up

"Yeah it was," Tenten agreed as Neji nodded with his eyes closed. "Hey I just realized," Neji said, "My shirt was in the cage so it exploded too!" "Yeah that's too bad," Tenten said smiling. Neji shrugged, "At least it's not cold or anything. It's actually kind of hot." "I'll say," Tenten said as she started to drool again. Appartly she's not having a perverted thoughts, I know she's not because if she was her nose would be bleed- oh wait it is bleeding but only very slighty.

Toilet-

"Hey why are you doing me again?" Tenten asked. "Yeah, it's my turn to annoy you," Neji said. He turned to Tenten, "Tenten-chan, is your nose bleeding?" "No, of course not," Tenten said turning away from him so she could wipe the blood up.

No I'm suppose to be annoying you guys

"Well if that's the case I don't see why you haven't been fired yet," Neji said with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face.

I cannot wait until you sugar crash

"Sugar crash?" Neji said, "I shall NEVER sugar crash! Never, never, never!"

Yeah, whatever. (this part is mumbled cause he's talking to himself) Jeez this guy is so annoying. Okay I've got two more

"What was that?" Neji asked.

Nothong baka

"I am not a baka!" Neji shouted (baka means idiot) "Neji-kun is a genius!" Tenten added.

Sure... Hyuuga Neji, he once raped Tenten

"No I didn't!" Neji said with a look of pure disgust on his face.

Then how do you explain her getting pregnant?

"I'm not frickin' pregnant!" Tenten shouted angerily (I wonder that kind of stiff gets her and Neji so angry?)

So you are fat!

"I'm not fat!"

So you're pregnant?

"No damn it!" Tenten shouted. "I did not rape Tenten-chan!" Neji shouted.

Then how come you're so fat?

"Quit calling Tenten-chan fat!"

Shut up rapist!

"Dude there's like, little kids watching this!" Tenten said.

It's rated T... Hyuuga Neji, he's a soul man!

"I can hide it no longer, I am a soul man!" Neji shouted. Then he tore off his pants and somehow a suit was in its place. Tenten also tore clothing off and a suit was in its place. They both started to sing "Soul Man" (you know that one episode of Drake and Josh where they sing that song? Imagine Tenten doing the stuff that Josh did, and Neji doing the stuff that Drake did. The other Naruto guys are playing the instruments)

That was... weird

"Soul man," Neji said for good measure. He and Tenten were back in their normal clothes. Neji still wasn't wearing a shirt but he was wearing that vet thing

Hmmm... Hyuuga Neji, he is Tazan from jungle

This got Neji and Tenten singing Tarzan and Jane. For some reason (much to the joy of many) Neji was wearing only a loin-cloth. It was really awesome especially considering Neji really is handsome and strong. Neji is cute and his hair is long.

Wow you guys are actually pretty good at singing

"Thank you," Neji said back in his normal clothes minus the shirt. "Yeah thanks," Tenten said.

...Hyuuga Neji, I bet he could hit that note that brakes glass

"Hey maybe I could," he said. Neji then tried to hit the note. He did and it screwed up all the camera equipment. "We are experiencing some technical difficulties, please stand by," said a female monotone voice.

A/N: And that's the end of the chapter. I finish Neji next chapter. I would have done it this chapter but I felt it was getting too long and I have a lot of ideas for Neji. I think I'm the first person to have done one of these fics where they don't finish a dude in one chapter. FEAR THE UNIQUENESS OF MY STORY! FEAR IT! FEAR IT I SAY! Err... Sorry. Since I'm going to have some Neji next chapter I'm going to do two people. I'm not going to tell you who it is though. But it's someone who I couldn't think of much of for, if you can geuss who it is I'll give cookies. And maybe I'll do some other stuff for you. Sorry for any spelling or grammer mistakes I may have had made. And know a quote to leave, ahem, IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! If you can figure out what I'm quoting, you get cupcakes.