The following is a comedy poem about Rose. LOL!
This poem is concerning a scene before Rose runs down the deck in the evening
and before she climbs to the back of the ship and attempts suicide.
I decided to create a scene of my own. In the original movie script
she erupts into a tantrum inside her stateroom and tears at her dress.
In my own scene she erupts into a tantrum in the first class dining room
in front of others.
Before she runs down the deck to the stern of the ship- she's at
the first class dinner salon. In front of all of these
people-she suddenly explodes into a horrible
tirade of rage- lets out a cry- and rips and tears at her dress.
Read the poem concerning this scene...
It was sudden
It happened
Admist the chatter
Admist the fine music
In rage Rose farted
A phenomenal fart it was
Her fart rumbled
Her fart echoed
Her fart sang
Her fart bellowed
Her fart screamed
through the dining area
The stench of her fart
clung to the air
There were looks of disgust
on their faces
Giggles and laughter
filled the room
She stained her underwear
She left a little fart crust
in those expensive silk underpants
This spoiled stuffy girl
was given everything in life
since the day of her birth
She behaved so proper
She had the best up-bringing
Beneath that evening gown
she wore a corset
she wore silk drawers
she wore garters
she wore stockings
Rose exploded
into a tantrum
in front of everyone
Rose tore her evening gown
let out a cry
she couldn't take it much more
she tore the dress
she tore it in rage
she tore it until
she was clad in only her corset and drawers
garters and stockings
She screamed
She screamed with passion
wow did she make a scene