Disclaimer: I don't own Full Moon wo Sagashite or any of the characters, but I do own the rock.
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Jonathon floated down the road by himself. Izumi had wanted to talk with Meroko, so he decided to go for a walk. He sang loudly to himself, not caring if anyone stared at him, because no one could see him, so how could they stare in the first place? Jonathon looked up at the clouds and thought about how pretty they were.
'Wow.' he thought. 'That cloud looks like me! I'm so pretty! Hey! Is that a rock!'
Jonathon picked up a rock that he found on the sidewalk.
'What a beautiful rock.'
"Hello, rock. I'm Jonathon, part of the Yaminabe. I'm a Shinigami. My partener is Izumi. What's your name?"
-Silence- (a/n: It's a rock, for God's sake)
"I'll make you a name then. Hmm..."
-One hour later-
"How about Susan? I like Susan. It's such a pretty name for a pretty rock. I like rocks that are pretty."
Jonathon gave Susan a kiss and floated away to the playground, where Susan and Jonathon played on the swings, the seesaw, and in the sandbox. Many of the children ran to their parents, screaming as they saw the swings and seesaw moving by themselves.
"Would you like to meet Izumi, Susan? Maybe Takuto, Meroko, and Mitsuki would like to meet you, too."
Jonathon picked up Susan and floated back to Mitsuki's grandmother's house, where he saw Izumi talking to Meroko.
"I'm back, Izumi! I brought my girlfriend!"
"You got a girlfriend?" Izumi asked.
"Meet Susan!"
Jonathon thrust Susan in front of Izumi's face, and Izumi and Meroko just stared.
"You're crazy..." Meroko muttered.
"Don't insult Susan! I'm sure Mitsuki will like Susan!"
Mitsuki was inside with Takuto, and they were playing a game of chess, and Mitsuki was losing horribly.
"Do you want my girlfriend to help you, Mitsuki?"
"Sure..." Mitsuki answered.
Jonathon gently sat Susan down at Mitsuki's end of the board.
"Umm... Your girlfriend is a rock..."
"I know. Isn't she beautiful?"
Takuto let out an annoyed sigh, picked up Susan, and walked outside.
"What are you going to do to Susan!"
Takuto lifted his arm, and with a -plop- threw Susan into the pond.
"NOOOOOOOOO! SUSAN!"
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Poor, poor Jonathon. Please R&R.