Tails trudged up to the front gate of Brotherly Association, and pushed a button on a post to open the gate. He went through, and the gate closed behind him. He walked up the long, winding path to the main building. A lone Security guard stopped him at the door, and asked him, "What business do you have here?" Tails, lacking a good story, pointed behind the guard, and said, "Look! A zombie!" The guard turned, and Tails hit the guard in the back of the head with his suitcase. The guard fell over, unconcious. Or dead. Tails didn't really care. He opened the door, and slowly walked through. The door slammed shut, and Tails yelped. Tails assumed a defensive stance, expecting a fight... or something. But, he got nothing. So, Tails looked ata nearbywall-map of the building. "Okay... I am here... and, the bathroom is there... Ah. The girls' wing." And, Tails headed off in that direction, intent on getting Cream away from Site. Oh, and Sonic too, I guess. Tails walked cautiously down the winding halls, until he reached the girls' wing. Tails was surprised at what he saw next. A man... maybe. He(?) was wearing an odd headband and talking to... Sephiroth! Tails gasped. Big mistake. Sephiroth saw him, and the man(?) turned to face him as well. The man(?) smiled. He asked, "Are you lost, young ...man? This is the girls' wing."
"No, I'm not lost. Are you?"
"... JUST WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!"
Tails laughed. It was definitely a man, and a self-concious one at that. The man pointed his hand at Tails, and started muttering something. Tails isn't Final Fantasy ignorant, though. He knows Ultima when he sees it. Tails jumped out of the way, just avoiding the mighty spell's effect radius. Tails ran up to the man, and took a good look at him. The man was obviously astounded at Tails' movement speed, because he seemed a tad frightened. Time seemed to freeze for a moment or two.
"Kefka?"
"OH MY GOD, ITS A MIRACLE! SOMEBODY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS ME!" Kefka yelled, hugging Tails. Tails couldn't breathe, although he was happy that Kefka wasn't trying to kill him. He was more evil than Sephiroth, but also more humorous, and not afraid to look like an idiot in public. He didn't burn towns just so SquareEnix would have to put a lavish 3-D cutscene of him doing so.
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Sonic was sitting down in his small square prison, thinking hard, when an idea hit him. Each room in the building had a loo. Where theres a loo, there always seems to be a window, for some reason... So, Sonic tried to look like he needed a good go at the toilet, and called out to Amy, "Is there a bathroom in this thing!" Unfortunatley, her answer was, "Yes! And you'll use that, It has barred windows in it!" Sonic muttered a few obscenities, and walked inside the loo, closing the makeshift door behind him. Then, he heard Amy climbing the ladder to the cell. He suddenly wished that the bathroom door had a lock on it. But, it was a piece of cardboard, so, as one might imagine, it didn't. Amy opened the cell door, and Sonic was glad that at least he wasn't really using the loo. Then a thought occured to him. What if she was making sure that he was actually on the toilet? She was moving the bit of cardboard. Sonic almost dove for the toilet. Amy entered, and gave him an odd look. He stared back at her as though she had actually walked in on him using the loo. "Can I help you?" Sonic asked, trying to feign irritation. She smiled at him. "Yes, you can." She grabbed Sonic's leg, and dragged him off the toilet. Crap. She knew he wasn't going to the bathroom. As he was dragged towards the door, he spoke the only thought he had in his mind.
"This won't end well."
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Sephiroth stared at the mass of fur that Kefka had befriended. Sephiroth knew it was their target, but no matter how many times he told Kefka, Kefka would either tell Sephiroth he was crazy, or ignore him completely, muttering on about having a fan, for once.
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Shadow sat behind his desk, watching Amy's room through his security monitors. She was dragging Sonic down the ladder, which was actually painful to watch. She held Sonic down to her bed. Sonic was obviously screaming something. She kissed him gingerly on the cheek. He was still screaming something. Shadow silently wished he had sprung for microphone security cameras. Shadow mashed the zoom in button for that monitor. Amy had her mouth on Sonic's left shoulder, and Sonic was still yelling his head off. Amy removed her mouth from the spot, and left the room. Shadow zoomed in on the spot she had her mouth on. No bite marks, so Shadow looked through his compendium of all knowledge of vampires. He eventually came to a section called "Mating Rituals". He read on. The procedure was supposedly meant for vampire-mortal relationships, or so the book said, and according to the book, this was the point that the vampire took a blade, and made a thin cut on the shoulder, to drain blood from the mortal without turning them. Shadow immediately glued his eyes to the screen.
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To be continued...
I'm sadistic, YAY! I think that I made a good lot of you mad today, so, my job is done. Also, if you don't like it, I'm not making you read it. Well, I am through mind control. BEWARE! I hadthat song from Resident Evil: Code Veronica that plays whenyou"battle"Alexia stuck in my brain when I wrote this. I need a nap now, or the scary repo men will come and get me...