Chapter 48: Smackdown: A Girl's Gotta Do What A Diva's Gotta Do
The next night, John and Nicole traveled to Cincinnati, Ohio to see the Smackdown Special.
After the match between RAW's Big Show and Smackdown's Rey Mysterio, in which it was described as David versus Goliath, that ended in a no-contest, Randy Orton delivered the RKO to the Undertaker after he attacked the Big Show and Kane. He eventually recovered and pursued Randy which lead to Randy knocking the Phenom out with crowbar shots to the head leaving the Undertaker's body dangling off the truck of the Eddie Guerrero memorial lowrider. Randy then drove the vehicle in reverse through the Smackdown lighted display and into the electrical apparatus behind it. The stage erupted into a fiery explosion that engulfed the lowrider and Undertaker.
John and Nicole were walking down the hallway because Nicole wanted to go out to the arena to say something to Randy as he was running his mouth about what he did.
"Are you sure you wanna do this?" John asked as he and Nicole reached the entrance to the arena.
"Yes, I do," Nicole said. "I'm tired of Randy starting crap and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. I'm not going to the ring."
"Okay."
Nicole kissed John as she walked away.
After Randy was done saying what he had to say, Nicole's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain. She was wearing a green "Chain Gang Soldier" t-shirt custom made and designed into a short-sleeved women's size with her left shoulder exposed, black pants, and her hair part in a ponytail and the rest hanging down. She stood several feet away from the ring where Randy and his dad, "Cowboy" Bob Orton were standing in.
"You are so tough, Randy," Nicole said onto the microphone. "So back at No Mercy, you burn the casket with the Undertaker inside and now you're gonna drive Eddie Guerrero's lowrider into the Smackdown stage while the Undertaker is on it? You see, everyone, this is the reason why I broke up with Mr. Legend Killer in the first place. He's nothing but a crazy, psycho, homicidal maniac. And one of the crazy things about Randy is that back in November before Survivor Series, he abducted me, tied me up, gagged me in some utility room, and kicked me in my head. Oh, did I also mention that he kissed me? Ugh! The reason Randy Orton did all of that is because he's jealous of me of all of the things I've done so far without his stupid help including something else I've also done...John Cena. And speaking of doing things, it's just so happens that coming in January of next year, I will be guest starring on the USA Network's emmy-award winning original series, 'Monk.' And Randy, I know now that you're frustrated about that because despite of all of your efforts, I am still the Women's Champion."
"You know what, Nicole?" Randy said onto the microphone. "Congratulations. Congratulations on starring in your sitcom or whatever, but it still doesn't change the fact that you are a slut!"
"You know what? You can call me a slut all you want but it won't change the fact that I left your sorry ass for John Cena after what you did to Stacy Keibler. Tell me, Randy, name one thing that you know of that John has done even that rash before. Just tell me." Nicole waited for Randy's answer, but Randy couldn't find one. "Exactly, you don't know because you don't have something that John already has: a heart. And what does that make you? A selfish, heartless bastard. A selfish, heartless bastard who likes to pick on women and killing legends. And speaking of legends, the Undertaker will come back and when he does, he will scare the pants off of you and beat the living hell out of you."
Nicole smiled and walked to the back to where John was leaving Randy and "Cowboy" Bob in the ring a little scared.
"Well, Ms. Mitchell, you showed him," John said.
"Yes, I did, baby. Yes, I did," Nicole said as she kissed John. "I did what I had to do and Randy should learn never to mess with the Princess of Thuganomics, especially when the Doctor of Thuganomics is around."
"You got that right."
John and Nicole kissed each other and then walked away.
Later, it was time for the match between Randy Orton and Matt Hardy. John and Nicole were in the skybox to watch it. Then there was a knock on the door. John got up to answer it.
"Who is it?" John asked.
"It's Dave and Rochelle," Dave said and John answered the door.
"Hey, what's up?"
"What's up? How you doing?"
"I'm good. Hey, Rochelle."
"Hey, John," Rochelle said as she hugged John. "Hey, Nicole."
"Hey, Rochelle," Nicole said as she walked over to Rochelle and hugged her. "What are you guys doing here?"
"Well, we're here to watch Randy Orton's match with you guys."
"Yeah," Dave said, "he's been talking trash all night so we're here with you guys to see Matt Hardy kick his ass."
"Well, just recently," John said, "he was telling his dad that if you didn't accept his title opportunity, he'll spit in your face."
"I like to see him try," Rochelle said.
"Well, let's just sit down, relax, and enjoy this match," Nicole said, "and if Randy even thinks about spitting in your face, Dave, please use the Batista Bomb on him."
"Oh, I will," Dave said. "I will."
Randy's entrance theme played first and he comes out from the curtain with his dad, "Cowboy" Bob Orton, following him. They walk down the aisle and got inside the ring. Randy went on one of the turnbuckles and did his pose. He got back down and stood next to his dad waiting for Matt Hardy to come out. Matt's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and went to the ring. "Cowboy" Bob left the ring and the referee called for the bell as the match got started.
Randy and Matt grapple in the opening and both are able to reverse each other. Matt hits a few hiptosses and cinches in the armbar but Randy responds with the Flair eye poke. Randy now has control and holds Matt in a headlock in the middle of the ring. Matt attempts to Hulk out of it but Randy keeps control, goes for a pin, but Matt kicks out. Randy locks in a rear chinlock in the middle of the ring. Matt again is able to break it and they exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Matt hits the side effect but can't hit the pin. Matt then misses a moonsault attempt, and as he recovers, Randy hits him with the RKO and gets the pin.
After the match, Randy is celebrating with his dad and a gong hits and the lights go out.
"Hello, Randy," the Undertaker said but was nowhere to be found. "What? You don't know who this is? This is the man you tried to kill. This is the Undertaker!"
Randy was terrified and both him and his dad quickly left the ring before lightning hits the top of the ramp stopping Randy and "Cowboy" Bob. Randy frantically searches for the Undertaker as "Cowboy" Bob hides under the ring. Randy attempts to leave through the crowd and finds a side exit but the gong hits yet again and smoke and a coffin blocked his way. Randy goes through the crowd again and heads to the ring yet again.
"What's the matter, Randy?" The Undertaker said. "Are you scared? You tried to kill me, but I'm the one who does the killing!"
Randy leaves the ring again and again, he was terrified. Randy goes through the crowd and tries to escape but another explosion hits and Randy headed back to the ring again.
"What's the matter, Randy?" The Undertaker said. "You look lost, boy. You don't know where to go, do you? Well, Randy, you're going with me straight to hell...Hell in a Cell!"
Randy continues to freak out and is still lying in the ring.
Back in the skybox, everyone was laughing about what just happened.
"Oh, looks like Randy has finally began to get scared," Rochelle said.
"I told him," Nicole said. "I told him."
"Hey, let's go find him and mess with him."
"Good idea."
"Do you want us to come with you?" Dave said.
"No, don't worry, Rochelle said. "I'll look after Nicole."
"Besides, with Randy freaking out, I think he'll think twice about messing with me again," Nicole said as she and Rochelle left the skybox.
Nicole and Rochelle were walking down the hallway looking for Randy and when they found him, he was ranting and rambling to Smackdown General Manager Theodore Long trying to get out the Hell in the Cell match against the Undertaker at Armageddon. Then Nicole and Rochelle walked behind Randy and as he turned around, he jumped at the two Divas getting even more scared.
"Oh, Randy," Nicole said, "the Undertaker is gonna have so much fun with you."
"Be careful with who you try to mess with," Rochelle said as she and Nicole laughed and walked away but Nicole came back.
"Oh, and one more thing." Nicole then, without warning, slapped Randy hard in the face. "That oughta teach you never to put your hands on me ever again."
Then Nicole and walked away with Rochelle.
"My fantasies involves food...only when I eat." – Nicole