Okay, back to some plot advancin' sweet meats!
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Session 15- Cream, What the heck!
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They made it to the airport with little difficulty. Kefka had used up most of his coffee energy, and was now doing a different sort of dance. The pee dance. As soon as they entered the airport, he ran like the madman he is to the restroom. Then he was thrown out of the men's bathroom, and they yelled at him, thinking that he was a girl. So, he ran into the girls' bathroom, and screamed on and on about it not having any urinals. He came out a few seconds later, looking relieved. Tails looked at him questioningly. He had already found Site, who had his hand over his face in embarrasment to even know Kefka. (Long story.) "Have fun?" He asked. Kefka forced a smile. "Loads." Sonic was at a coffee machine, getting more caffeine. Kefka ran over to Sonic's side, and immediately started bugging him.
"Just one cup! PLEASE! I NEEDS MY FIX!"
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Fo-Lou burst back through the entrance, no longer under intoxicating effects of certain substances. The vampires walking around the streets of the hive complex all glared at him. They could sense his evil deeds. Finally, one lunged at him. He glared at it, and it stopped in mid-air. He raised a hand to the vampire's face, and formed a swordy. The vampire immediately split in two. He continue onward, effortlessly slaying the weak beasts that dared face him. He walked back through the door to "Bomberman's" quarters. He now knew that the fiend who resided here was not his old college buddy, but the KEY's current caretaker, if only for a few days. He noticed a note on the table. He read it out loud.
"...Ovaltine?"
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Tails stared at Kefka. "He's... like a kid. A big, makeup wearing, maniacal kid." Site laughed. "So, Tails, I bet you're wondering why I'm here."
"No, not really."
"Really? Not even a smidge?"
"Nope."
"Well, I'm here to congratulate you on a job well done."
"Whatever, Site. Where's Cream?"
"She is over by the snack machine. I gave her twenty bucks."
"But... the snacks are only one dollar each."
"I know." Site replied, a giddy grin on his face. Tails sighed. "I'll go drag her away from her sugar fix." Site followed him, taking out and readying a video camera. When they reached her, she was shaking violently, holding a Twix, sliding the last of the one dollar bills into the snack machine. She jittered while pushing the buttons on the machine rapidly, and pulled out a Snickers bar. Tails walked behind her and looked into the machine. Completely empty. Cream shoved the Twix into her mouth and viciously munched it into oblivion. She unwrapped the Snickers and in a matter of seconds, it was gone too. Tails placed his head directly behind hers, and half-yelled, "Having Fun!" Cream screamed out in response, and latched herself onto the snack machine. She turned her head. Tails smiled. She screamed again, and scooted to the top of the snack machine. She peeked over the top of the snack machine. "Tails! Don't do that!" He flew to the top of the machine, and sat down next to her. "Do what?" Tails asked innocently, smiling at Cream again. She handed him a toothbrush. He looked at her as if to say, 'Why do you have a toothbrush in your pocket?' She handed him some toothpaste. Site produced a mirror, muttered something to Tails in a wierd language, and showed him the mirror. Tails' eyes widened. He could see his reflection. He smiled, saw the mess on his fangs, and his eyes widened further. He took the toothbrush and toothpaste into the bathroom. A few seconds later, people came running out of the bathroom yelling about a freakaloid being in the bathroom. Tails walked out a few minutes later. He took the mirror, smiled at it again, and handed the mirror back to Site. Site turned to face both of them. "Well, as soon as the blue one and the clown arrive, we can return to our homes." Cream walked over to a nearby chair and had a seat. Tails sat next to her. Then, after a few minutes he got up and signaled to Site for a "Sidebar" conversation.
"What if I hadn't been able to defeat Amy?"
"Erm... thats not important now."
"Yeah, it is."
Site sighed. "I don't know... its never happened before."
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Sonic shoved Kefka from the coffee machine, placed his last five dollar bill into the machine, got a coffee, and took a sip of it as fast as he could. Kefka stared at him, a look of shock on his face. "You... Evil... Person..." Sonic was about to reply, when he was cut off by Tails. "Hey, hurry up! We can't wait all night, you know!" Sonic grabbed Kefka, and they were on the plane in less than an hour.
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Six hours later...
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It was a small plane, but it was a private small plane. It couldn't fly anywhere near as fast as the one Tails had told Cream about. She looked around from her seat. Tails and Site were both asleep. Tails had his head on Cream's shoulder. Cream had just learned something. Tails doesn't breathe when he sleeps. He was drooling slightly, but she didn't seem to notice. She let her eyes fall on Kefka, who was having a coffee withdrawal. The windows were closed so that the sun outside wouldn't burn Tails or Site, but even in absolute darkness it was obvious that Kefka was in a fetal position, rocking back and forth. Cream hadn't had any sleep since two nights ago. So, naturally, if she wasn't sick at her stomach from eating twenty dollars in sweets, she would've been asleep too. Tails placed his arm lazily around her neck. She glanced over at him. Still asleep. She felt nausceous. She tried to get up, but Tails tightened his grip and mumbled something about staying for pastrami. She sat back down. She was dizzy. The room began to spin. Cream passed out.
She woke up feeling much better. It was still dark, but the windows were open. Tails was awake, playing his Game Buddy Advance Colored Tiny Pocket, or whatever it was called. He was playing DOOM 2. She watched that for a while, until it creeped her out. So, really, it was more like twenty seconds. She looked over, and Site was playing keep-away with Kefka, a cup of coffee as the prize. He seemed to be enjoying himself. Site, that is. Kefka was dancing mad. Like his theme song's name! Eventually Sonic took the cup of coffee from Site, and consumed the entire cup in a matter of seconds. Kefka broke down into a crying fit. Sonic rolled his eyes and walked off, Site following suit. She heard a low, growling noise, and turned back to Tails. He was... "having words", lets call it, with his GBACTP for having such good A.I. He eventually put the "Infernal device" away, and turned looked in her direction, finally noticing her. They had some minor conversation--the weather, and such. I won't bore you with that.
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Shadow looked around what was left of his former office. There was a person laying unconcious on the floor, grasping a glass of what Shadow really hoped was just wine. He walked over to his desk, and opened the drawer. Yep, her lock of hair was still there. She wasn't so far gone that he couldn't bring her back. He grasped the hair in one hand, and made an odd motion with his other hand. He set the hair on the ground, produced an enormous pitcher of water from his desk, and began pouring the water on the hairs. They absorbed the water quickly. The hairs began to glow a sort of vibrant grey, then pink. Then they turned to a pink puddle of goop. Amy's form slowly... formed... itself from the goop. She was unconcious. Shadow got an idea. 'This should teach her not to run off.' He though, as he picked up the unconcious man, and layed him awkwardly next to her. He snickered at his practical joke/revenge scheme, and left his office, to check on some... stuff.
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To be continued...
DOOM. DOOM 2. The Ultimate DOOM. DOOM 3. And now, DOOM: The Movie. Next thing you know, we'll have DOOM: THE MOVIE: THE GAME. then DOOM: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE SNACK BAR. Then--oh, you get the idea. DOOM good, DOOM shelling itself out to the rest of the media world (and a snack bar) bad.
Questions to be answered next time? Okay!
-What is the mysterious "Stuff" mentioned in Shadow's part?
-What will Tails do when he finds out Kefka is from French Canada, eh?
-Will big get off his fat but and put Sonic's arm back on?
-Will I ever get to the TailCream-ness?
Do you think I have a certain Scientologist sociopathic celebrity bound and gagged in my basement? I don't. Let me go check and make sure...
Nope. I just have Whoopi down there, and she lives there. With Moosey. Moosey's my moose. YAY MOOSE!