Okay, here we go. Here we go? HERE-A WE GOOOOOOOOO! Sorry. Too much Mario 64 does that to me. Lets do this.
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The Remedial Amulet of Doom and Candies. Plus, Amy vs. Kefka: the Ultimate Crazy Fight!
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Tails stretched. That was the most uncomfortable plane he had ridden in since... ever. And so, the long walk from place to place began. They stopped, halfway to Big's residence. Sonic's eyes widened. In the middle of the road... A certain pink hedgehog stood.
"Hello, guys. And Cream."
Tails started sweating. He had thrown her into a gutter, that led to a sewer, and that led to an ocean. there was no way that she could have gotten all the way back here before the sun hit her. Could she? He didn't have time to contemplate. He turned to Site. "Get Cream out of here!"
"Why?"
Tails pointed to Amy and made a low-pitch "durrrr" noise. Site grabbed Cream, and leaped into some nearby foliage. Kefka, Sonic, and Tails all assumed defensive stances, Kefka making Bruce Lee style karate yells. Amy ran for them. Sonic rolled into a dash ball thing. Tails picked up the dash ball, and hurled it at Amy, while Kefka made a baseball fanfare noise. Amy caught Sonic, and kicked him back into Tails. Kefka put on a headset, and said, "Oh! And he is outta there!" Amy lunged for Kefka, but Kefka cast Ultima on her. She flew back, into the side of a building. The building fell on top of her. Kefka let out a triumphant "Uwee!". But, unfortunately for Kefka, Amy wasn't dead. Close, but not quite. He began rapidly reciting a number of spells, all connecting. She wouldn't stop. He had slowed her to a walk. She was close enough to attack, so he leaped backwards, onto a nearby tree branch. He blew a raspberry. She jumped for him again. He ducked, and gravity became Amy's mortal foe as she plummeted. She got up and glared at him. Kefka threw his sock at her, and knocked her down again. He snickered at the sight before him. Amy jumped into a darker area. Kefka couldn't see her anywhere. He stopped screwing around, and got into a defensive stance. Rustling, then nothing. Crap. It was fun for Kefka when he could see his opponent. Some more rustling, then two flashes of red. Kefka maintained his defensive stance and glanced around some. Nothing... nothing... Kefka's attention was captured when he heard rustling from above him. He looked up into the tree's branches. Not a thing. And then--
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Site stopped running, set Cream down, and turned. Kefka was screaming out in the distance. Site sighed. He turned to Cream "Go home. Got it?" Cream nodded, and ran off. Site ran in the other direction. What had the effiminate clown gotten into this time? Surely, he would not be bested by an opponent such as Amy.
Would he?
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Fo-Lou tok the card from his pocket, and closed his eyes. He could sense the key. She was not far off. He headed for the door. But, a certain blue-haired boy was waiting for him just outside the complex, along with a cat man, and a winged girl. Fo-Lou sighed. "Ryu, canst this not wait?" The blue haired boy replied by drawing a katana. Fo-Lou sighed again, and formed a swordy. "Obviously not. Very well, then."
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Shadow looked around the hall to make sure nobody was coming before he punched in a code on a secret door hidden in a wall. He had sent Amy to deal with everybody, so he didn't worry about her walking in on him. He entered and surveyed his surroundings. Then he realised that he hadn't turned on the lights yet. He fumbled for the switch for a few minutes. When the lights finally droned to life, Shadow approached the figure that he had so cleverly named the place after. "B.A.S.S." Shadow said out loud, to nobody in particular. A reply came.
"What?"
"Heh. Nothing. Go back to standby."
"No. Its way too boring in here. I think I'll let myself out." The black armor-clad robot said as it stepped past Shadow. Shadow sighed, before he turned and pushed a button on the android's back. It immediately hummed down to an idle position. Shadow started to try and lift the robot. The robot snapped back to life, and kicked him in the stomach. Shadow stopped himself a few inches from the wall. The robot let out an evil chuckle, and aimed it's gun arm at him. It called him an idiot, and went into an incredibly long rant that was worthy of Shadow. Then he put an orb of plasma in Shadow's forehead.
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To be continued...
THE INCREDIBLY SHORT CHAPTER OF DOOOOOM! And Moosey. Okay, then. That's Sephiroth, and now Shadow... Any other video game characters that have stupid huge fanbases that I can kill off? Anybody? At all? Hmm?