The voices in my head say I should write what they command me to. I obey, mighty voices. Here are thine whims...
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Tails sat under a nearby tree. He gazed over to the pile of ashes just outside of the shade of the tree, recalling the events.
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F-L-A-S-H-B-A-C-K!
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Tails remembered waking up, and it still being dark. Amy was on the ground, presumably unconcious. Tails took a look around, trying to see where the person who helped them was, seeing as how it obviously wasn't Kefka or Sonic, who were both unconcious. His eyes eventually met with a black-armored person with a gun-arm, not too far away. Neither Site nor Cream were around. Tails sighed, and tried to move around a bit. His arm stung. He looked down, and saw that his arm was bent in a way that it definitely shouldn't have been. He cleared his throat, and called out to the black-armored stranger. The stranger turned, and spoke.
"Who are you?"
"Who... are... you?"
"Yes, thats what I said. Who are you?"
"Tails... You?"
"I am Bass."
"Bass... that sounds... familiar."
"Odd. I don't believe I've met you before... I sort of stay away from deranged cosplayers..."
"Cosplayer? What?"
"You are dressed exactly like that weird little fox creature from those crappy Genesis games... What where they called..."
"Dressed... as me? I'm... not sure I follow."
"Oh come on, stop being a nerd!"
"Nerd? Me? Now, what gave you that impression?"
Bass rolled his eyes, and grabbed Tails' head. After unsuccessfully trying to pull off his 'mask', Bass stepped back. Then he looked around at his colorful, "child-safe" surroundings.
A few temper tantrums later...
Tails sighed, and rubbed his head. "You know, you didn't have to shoot me." He grumbled, glaring at Bass, who was happily scarfing down a bowl of ice-cream (Don't ask. He likes ice-cream.). "I know. I just don't care." He replied, happy to have his comfort object. (Which is a food). "Besides, you're obviously a Shade model."
"A do-what-now?"
"A Shade model. Your inferior tech knows nothing of it, I suppose. Ever heard of... uh... Mega... Somethin'... I'm having trouble remembering..."
"Megaman?"
Bass dropped his ice-cream, cocked his Bass cannon, and started looking around rampantly.
"MEGAMAN? WHERE! I SHALL GRIND HIM INTO SOUP!"
"BASS! SHUT UP! HE ISN'T HERE!"
Awkward silence...
"Oh." Bass replied, putting away his Bass cannon, and sitting down, blushing slightly. Tails decided to lighten the tension with some more minor conversation. Bass eventually got bored, and got up. "I'm gonna leave now. Gonna try an' find a way back to the Megaman universe. See ya."
"Okay. Oh, and Bass?"
Bass turned to face the grinning kitsune. "Yeah?"
"Soup?"
"... Shut up..."
"Alright. But seriously, what is a Shade model?"
"Ever heard of Shade Man?"
"Oh. Yeah, okay. Now I get it."
"Right... Bye then."
"Bye."
"Bye."
"Bass, leave."
"K."
Then Bass left.
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END F-L-A-S-H-B-A-C-K!
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Tails glanced over to his left, where Sonic and Kefka sat, playing a round of poker. Kefka had somehow magically obtained a cigar, and Sonic was wearing a visor that said "Hang in there Kitty!" With a picture of the infamous cat under the lettering. They were arguing over whether or not Sonic's royal flush beat Kefka's pair. Of twos. Kefka still won. With a little help from Ultima. Sonic landed what looked like... twenty two and a haif feet away from where his cards remained on the ground... Tails sighed, and summed up everything that had happened, and prepared to try and fix any plotholes-I mean, gaps in what he knew. He informed Kefka and Sonic. Sonic walked over non-chalantly, and sat next to his friend.
Kefka skipped over and sat down in front of Tails, before screaming, "YAY! STORYTIME!"
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Sonic recieves an E-mail from "YAY4SONAMYsupahchix.bob" saying to come to a quote/unquote "swimmin' hole."
(Sonic interrupts)
"Yeah, and although I never gave Amy my e-mail adress, she probably never needed me to... little stalker that she was..." Sonic
(Continuing)
They find Amy in a sack. She is presumed dead.
(Sonic interrupts)
"Why was she in a sack?" Sonic
"Probably as part of some FIENDISH PLOT." Kefka
"How do you know?" Sonic
"Villains instincts." Kefka
"A-HEM! Continuing..." Tails
(What he said!)
At Amy's funeral, there is much cheesey dialogue, yes? Tails is bitten, passes out.
Wakes up. After some tinker-finkin' around the house, discovers that he is, indeed, a vampire.
Shadow hires Sephiroth to kill Tails for some reason.
"Probably 'cuz I wouldn't go to that stupid school of his..." Tails
Sephiroth kills Sonic.
Tails kills Sephiroth. Cream sees, and Tails has to catch her and explain. He does.
Tails takes Sonic to Knuckles; They use the Master Emerald to bring Sonic back. Site takes Cream as collateral, tells Tails to kill Amy.
SquareEnix rips off thier own movie by saying that if they wanted, they could make another Sephiroth. Shadow declines, hires Kefka.
Kefka wants some help.
Now Shadow gets a Safer Sephiroth for Kefka to team up with. "Team Hair" is formed.
Kefka meets Tails, they become friends due to Kefka's extreme need for fans.
They lock Safer in a broom closet, hogtied. But with wings instead of arms and legs.
Shadow tries to stop Kefka and Tails.
Kefka whups him something fierce. Go Kefka.
Tails just misses getting at Amy.
-OFF TO FIJI!-
Amy scares Sonic a little bit. (Oh, just a little. Right, he only pee'd his nonexistant pants, is all!)
Sonic unpacks Amy's things, finds a mega-buttload of cash.
Kefka is fascinated by the Awesomity of the hotel.
Tails shoots Amy with silver bullets.
She lives, and K.O's Tails, and persuades Kefka to leave. Through the window. On the fifth floor.
Itchy banana sweater!
(Sonic interrupts)
"And it was itchy... And smelled like bananas..." Sonic
(Continuing)
Amy bites Sonic to get back at Tails, but he's okay. Just unconcious.
Tails keel him some Amy. Shoves her in a gutter. Yes, a gutter. There was a lot of bleeding, and bone snappings.
Tails then kills a bird, and rips it's head off before feeding on it.
Kefka gets back up to the fifth floor, and Sonic wakes up when the now-sleeping Tails scares the be-jeezus out of Kefka.
They meet with Site and Cream.
-WE BACK HOME NOW!-
They kill Amy with help from Bass.
And thats all that they could piece together.
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End S-U-M-M-A-R-Y
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To be continued...
Well, I am filled with glee and CHOCOLATE! I shall make a bomb. Out of glee and chocolate.
IT SHALL BE THE GLEE-CHOCO-BOMB! Anyways, I'm getting lazy. (And fat) So I'll just end this with an Epilogue. Of doom. And cliffhangers--Oh, wait... Crap. YOU DIDN'T READ THAT!