Chapter 56: Babe of the Year in the Twilight Zone
The next morning at about 7:00am, Nicole woke up to an empty bed. She wondered where John was. She looked around the room and saw that John was looking out the window thinking about last night. Nicole got up from the bed, grabbed a white robe and put it on, and walked over to John and touched his back. John turned to Nicole and pulled her into his arms.
"Hey," John said.
"Hey," Nicole said as she kissed John. "Last night, I really needed that."
"You want some more of me?"
"Hell yeah."
John then picked up Nicole by her thighs, went over to the bed, and dropped her on the bed. Nicole laughed as John climbed on top of her and kissed her. When John moved down to her neck, Nicole's cell phone rang.
"Mmm, just ignore it, baby," John said as he began to remove Nicole's robe.
The phone kept ringing.
"Baby, I think should answer it," Nicole said. "It's probably Delancey checking to see how I'm doing."
"Okay, you win," John said as he got off of Nicole. "I'm going to go take a shower."
John went to the bathroom and Nicole picked up her cell phone to see that it was Rochelle calling her. Nicole answered the call.
"Hello?" Nicole said.
"Hey, Nicole," Rochelle said.
"Hey, Rochelle."
"How are you? I watched New Years Revolution last night."
"I'm all right. I was really upset, but John made me feel better, as usual. In fact, we were in the middle of something when you called."
"Oops. I'm sorry."
"It's okay. How's your knee?"
"My knee is fine. The doctor told me that my ACL wasn't torn and no bones were broken. My knee is still sore and I can hardly walk."
Last week on Smackdown, there was a steel cage match for the tag team championship between Dave and Rey Mysterio and MNM. Mark Henry came out and Rochelle tried to attack him with a sledgehammer, but Mark Henry stopped her, took the sledgehammer, and handcuffed Rochelle to the steel cage. That lead to Melina taking the sledgehammer and hitting Rochelle only once on her knee. MNM retained the tag team titles.
"That's good. So when are you returning?" Nicole said.
"The Royal Rumble," Rochelle said. "I'm going to purpose a street fight against Melina on Smackdown via satellite. She won't even see it coming."
"Uh-oh. She's in trouble now since she wants to get dirty."
"Yeah."
"Well, I''m gonna let you rest so I'll talk to you later."
"Okay. Bye-bye."
"Bye."
RAW was in Hershey, Pennsylvania and Nicole was defending the Women's Championship against Trish Stratus. Many people have called this "the dream Women's Championship match" between the rookie Diva and the six-time veteran.
RAW was on and John's entrance theme plays and he comes out from the curtain with Nicole following him. She was wearing a brown plaid halter bikini top, black pants, and her hair curled a little. John and Nicole walked down the ramp and entered the ring. John then grabbed a microphone and said:
"That's all you got, you can't get any louder than that?" John said as there was a mixed reaction from the crowd he's been getting lately. "If you're gonna go at it, then go at it! Let me hear y'all out there. I'm trying to understand this. I think that life is full of choices. You know, last night, Edge had a very opportunistic time, cashed in his Money in the Bank, and beat me for the WWE Championship. Just like tonight, you people are making choices and there's a lot of people out there that have obviously made a choice to decide that I suck. But you know what? There's some folks that made a choice to ride with me through the good times and the bad times not just because it was the cool thing to do. You know, Allen Iverson once said, 'There's a million people who love me and then there's 10 million people that hate me.' So what do I do? I go to bat for each and every one of the those soldiers that's gonna ride with me and for those 10 million people drinking hatorade, hell, y'all can kiss my ass. You know why? Because tonight, I'm making a choice. Tonight, I'm making a choice to cash in on my rematch clause. Tonight, I wants me some of Edge right here and right now for the WWE Championship!"
Edge's entrance theme played and Lita came out from the curtain with the WWE Championship belt over her shoulder and a microphone in her hand.
"Hey, Cena," Lita said, "you want another chance to be the champion? Well, you're in luck, because you're gonna get it. But just not tonight. You see, the new WWE Champion, Edge, well, he sees things a little bit differently. Edge thought it would be a good idea if I talked to Mr. McMahon and after a little bit of, um, oral persuasion, he agreed that it would be a good idea that your rematch clause wasn't revoked until the Royal Rumble." The crowd booed at Lita. "Oh, they heard. Have you been online today yet? Because Edge isn't going to be doing any fighting tonight. Oh, but don't worry because he's gonna do something else that starts with the letter F. The only wrestling he'll be doing is with me, in the middle of the ring. We are going to walk down there, take off our clothes, and get in bed. And unlike you, Cena, last night, Edge is gonna last longer than two minutes. You know, we're gonna go in bed and spice things up. It's gonna be a menage a trois. It'll be me and Edge, and the WWE Title. And unlike all these people in the building, Edge knows what to do in bed. And unlike you, Cena, Edge knows what to do in the ring and that's why he will beat you at the Royal Rumble and you can bank on that! Hey, Nicole, don't think I forgot about you. Because I also went to Vince McMahon and I'm making a challenge to you for the Women's Championship at the Royal Rumble, that is if you're lucky against Trish Stratus tonight, the same woman who took the title from me at last year's New Years Revolution. You remember that, don't you? I'm sure that Randy Orton would love to see you lose that title since you held that for almost five months because the only reason you're the Women's Champion is because you have John Cena to screw around with. Tonight, Edge will do what none of these boys in the building can't seem to get done, and that's get laid. If you can't see that, then you can't see me."
Lita did the "You can't see me" and began to walk away when Nicole took the microphone from John and said,
"Hey, hold on here, one woman hooker parade. There may be a lot of people in here that think my boyfriend sucks, but every damn person here knows that you do. And you want to get all up in my boyfriend's business with this, why don't you take your little saddlebag ass backstage and you tell your boyfriend Mr. Opportunity that he did make a wise choice cashing in that Money in the Bank last night. You also tell him that he left my man with no choice."
Nicole gave the microphone back to John.
"You see, you set a date at the Royal Rumble," John said, "so at the Royal Rumble when I meet Edge, I will beat his ass!"
John gave the microphone to Nicole.
"Don't worry, Lita, the same thing will happen to you," Nicole said. "And you can bank on that, bitch!"
Lita then was talking trash to John and Nicole as she left to go to the back with John and Nicole were still standing in the ring.
A little later, it was time for the Women's Championship match between Nicole and Trish Stratus. John and Nicole were in the locker room when...
"Ah, Mr. Cena," WWE Chairman Vince McMahon said as he came in the locker room. "Congratulations on you winning the Elimination Chamber match. You know, that was perfect what Edge did last night, but at least you have your rematch at the Royal Rumble. And hey, there's another first time here tonight. You know we're having this live sex celebration and it's the first time we've had anything like that and I want to make sure that no one interferes with that."
"Let me get this straight," John said. "You got two people here having sex in the middle of the ring, so you know, it's gonna be freaky."
"Well, if you do interfere for any reason," Vince said, "the rematch at the Royal Rumble will not happen."
"Hey, don't worry. I'm going to enjoy it like everybody else."
"Good. Then it's settled."
Vince went to leave but John stopped him.
"You know, between you and me," John said, "you may want to check the area because there may some tracks left from the oral persuasion."
Vince looked down his pants and left the locker room.
"So, John," Nicole said, "what are we gonna do while Edge and Lita have this live sex celebration?"
"Hey, we might as well have a live sex celebration of our own right here since you won your match against Mickie James last night," John said putting his arms around Nicole's waist.
"Oooh, I like the sound of that." Then John and Nicole kissed each other. "Well, I should get going and keep that thought in mind when I win against Trish Stratus tonight."
"You got it."
When Nicole was about to leave, John smacked her butt and Nicole gave a seductive smile. Nicole then left the locker room.
Back at the arena, Mickie James was in the ring with a microphone in her hand. Then Trish's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Women's Championship," Lillian Garcia announced. "Making her way to the ring first..."
Mickie then grabbed the microphone from Lillian.
"Hold on, hold on," Mickie said. "That is not the type of ovation you give the soon-to-be seven-time Women's Champion. Come on, everybody. Stand up. Trish, go back up. We're gonna do it again. One more time, one more time." Trish instead kept walking forward. "Keep coming, that's good. That's good. Everybody, give it up for the greatest Women's Champion of all time, Trish Stratus!"
Trish got into the ring and had to say something to Mickie. Then Nicole's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent from St. Louis, Missouri, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Nicole Mitchell," Lillian announced.
Nicole was wearing a blue tie-dye midriff tank top, black shorts, long black leg warmers, the Chain Gang Wristbands, and her hair was in a ponytail. Nicole walked down the ramp and got into the ring. She got one of the turnbuckles and raised her title belt in the air. Nicole got back down, handed the belt to the referee, and he raised it up in the air. Mickie left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Trish and Nicole went to lock up but Mickie got in the ring and Trish asked what she was doing. Mickie got out of the ring as Trish and Nicole locked up. Nicole grabbed a hammerlock but Trish reversed. Nicole reversed again and then grabbed a side headlock, and then a hammerlock again. Trish hit a fireman's carry for two before they tied up again. Trish grabbed a side headlock and took Nicole down to the mat and Nicole countered with a headscissors. Trish took Nicole down with a headlock again before going for a headscissors out of the corner, but Nicole blocked and dropped Trish on her face. Nicole made a cover but Mickie then got into the ring and went to work on Nicole, like a crazy woman!
Trish pulled Mickie off of Nicole and looked pissed at what Mickie has done. Trish kept asking why and Mickie kept on beating on Nicole. Trish pulled Mickie off of Nicole again and told her to stop. Nicole then left the ring and made her way to the back.
"Here is your winner by disqualification and still the WWE's Women's Champion, Nicole Mitchell," Lillian announced.
Trish looked concerned for Nicole as she left Mickie in the ring and followed Nicole. Nicole reached the back and Trish caught up with her.
"Nicole, wait," Trish said. "Nicole, I'm sorry, she's out of control. I don't know what that was about."
"You know what?" Nicole said. "I talked to you about this for weeks and I'm drawing the line right now. Who you hang out with is a representation of who you are and seriously, that girl is psycho and you know she is. I can't talk about this right now. Alright?"
"Nicole, wait."
Nicole didn't bother and she walked to the locker room. As Nicole walked down the hallway, she went into the locker room and John was still there.
"Nicole, baby, are you all right?" John said.
"Hell no, I'm not all right!" Nicole said snapping at John.
"Okay."
"I'm sorry, John. I never should've snapped at you. I'm just upset about what just happened."
"Hey, I know exactly how you feel. I've been jumped from behind a lot of times. You know how it is."
"Yeah."
"Look, um, do you want me to get you an ice pack?"
"And some aspirin because my head still hurts."
"Okay. Are you gonna be okay here by yourself?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
John then left the locker room.
John had been so protective of Nicole since what happened with Randy Orton back in November. He didn't want to be overprotective of her and John has taught Nicole to defend herself if she was ever to be abducted again. John has let Nicole out of his sight a few times and so far, nothing has happened.
Later, it was time for Edge and Lita's live sex celebration. John and Nicole were gonna watch it and have a little sex celebration of their own in the locker room. Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Lita following him. The two walked down the ramp into the ring and Edge grabbed a microphone.
"The Champ is Here!" Edge said as the crowd booed. "Let me repeat that."
Edge got on the turnbuckle and said it again.
"He's got some nerve," Nicole said.
Edge got back down, walked over next to Lita and said,
"The best part is, none of you people saw it coming. All of you people who like to think you can predict what exactly can happen in the ring, I outsmarted all of you. In the most unpredictable move in the history of the business, I cashed in my Money in the Bank after the Elimination Chamber match and I fooled them all. Kane, Chris Masters, Kurt Angle, Carlito, Shawn Michaels, and the former WWE Champion John Cena. Well, they just about killed themselves in the Chamber last night. Ten tons of steel, two miles of chain, bulletproof glass, and I ask you, why bother? Because in this industry, you don't have to be the biggest, the strongest or the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest."
"Not true," Nicole said.
"Edge must be the stupidest," John said as he and Nicole laughed.
"You see, I saw his opportunity, I bided his time, I was patient, just like I was with my lovely lady, Lita. I saw what I wanted, and like a thief in the night, I snuck in and took everything I wanted. And last night, I took what I wanted most, more than anything else in the world, the WWE Championship. My name looks so good on that bad boy, but before we move on, I would like to reminisce about some of my prior and past accomplishments in the WWE. So let's roll it, shall we?"
Then, a video package aired looking at the history of Edge in the WWE.
"Boring," Nicole said.
"After watching that, I have to admit I am awesome," Edge said. "I've done some serious business in the WWE and me and Lita have saved ourselves for tonight because the Rated R Superstar wants to celebrate my way with live, torrid, passionate sex on RAW. It's time to let the celebrations begin."
"Well, Nicole, shall we?" John asked.
"Yeah," Nicole said. "I'm lucky we found some extra blankets and pillows for this.
Back at the arena, some sultry music was playing and the lights dimmed. Edge took off his boots and socks and then Lita sat on the bed and Edge took off her boots. Back in the locker room, John took off his shoes and socks and he took off Nicole's boots. Edge unbuttoned Lita's top revealing her bra and John loosen the top of Nicole's brown plaid halter bikini top and Nicole held onto it. Lita removed Edge's jacket and then his t-shirt and Nicole took John's new "Chain Gang Click" t-shirt. Edge then took off Lita's skirt and she is now in her bra and panties. Nicole stood up and John took off her black pants revealing her black panties. Lita unbuttoned Edge's pants and now he was in his boxers. Nicole did exactly the same thing leaving John in his boxers. Edge and Lita made out and then Edge bent Lita over the bed. Edge started to unbutton her bra and they made out some more. John and Nicole made out as well and Nicole untied her halter bikini top and held onto it. Edge pushed Lita onto the bed and they got under the covers. Edge got on top of Lita and then tossed the bra off, but Lita is under the covers. John and Nicole got on the ground into the blanket and John took off Nicole's halter bikini top. Edge went down on Lita under the covers and he has her panties in his mouth. John kissed Nicole as he took off her panties and tossed them next to her. Edge went back under the covers and now Lita is on top and she went down and then Edge pulled out the WWE Title belt and sat it next to his head. Nicole removed John's boxers with her legs and she moved on top of John as they began to make out some more.
Then Ric Flair's entrance theme played out of nowhere and he came out the curtain.
"Damn, I was getting ready to have some fun," John said.
"Well, at least I can say is thank god," Nicole said.
"Hey, hey. Are you kidding me!" Ric said. "You are a disgrace to the WWE Championship! It takes blood, sweat, and tears, and years of hard work to prove to each and every one that you are championship quality. You are a bad champion and you are also dead in the bed!"
John and Nicole laughed at that.
"I have to agree with Ric," Nicole said.
"It's true, though," John said. "That's a good one."
Ric took off his jacket and said,
"Once again, the Nature Boy has to show you how to do it! Lita, I'm talking to you!"
Ric started to strut down to the ring as Edge started to get dressed. Ric got into the ring and nailed Edge with right hands and chops and Edge bailed. Ric followed out and Edge nailed him with the steel chair!
"Uh-oh, we got to help him," Nicole said.
"Yeah," John said as he and Nicole quickly got dressed.
Back in the arena, Edge started to take apart the announce table and Ric is busted. Edge got Ric on the announce table and slammed him into the steel chair which was laying on it. Edge then grabbed another chair and gave him a conchairto on the announce table!
John and Nicole exploded through the crowd and John went to work on Edge with right hands. Nicole went to check on Ric as the brawl continued inside the ring over Lita in the bed. Edge bailed to the back with his belt and Lita was still in the bed, naked. Edge looked on from the aisle as John took off his shirt and Nicole entered the ring. Lita begged Nicole not to hit her and John saw Lita and she went under the covers. John peeked under there and laughed and said "Not bad." John wanted Edge to come to the ring and he and Nicole pulled off the covers and Lita has a tee-shirt on now. John picked up Lita to give her the FU and told Edge to get in the ring. Nicole grabbed Lita's face saying, "You're gonna get yours at the Royal Rumble." Edge didn't come back to make the save and John gave Lita the FU. John tipped over the bed and Edge looked pissed in the aisle and Lita is down with Nicole standing over talking smack. This was bound to be an all-out brawl between the It Couple of John Cena and Nicole Mitchell versus the R Rated Couple of Edge and Lita.