Chapter 61: Smackdown: Eddie's Angels to the Rescue
Two days later...
Last night, John and Nicole were in a mixed tag-team match against Edge and Lita and the winners got to choose the special guest referee for their matches for the WWE Championship and Women's Championship next week. This happened after Edge and Lita attacked Maria after addressing the crowd that Lita hit Edge with the WWE Title belt just so Edge can get another rematch. Sure enough, John and Nicole won their mixed tag-team match and got to choose Mick Foley for the WWE Championship and Delancey for the Women's Championship match.
Smackdown was in Columbus, Georgia and it was the night Nicole's first part of her plan was set in motion after Randy Orton "sets the record straight" about what he said about Eddie Guerrero last week. Nicole knew this was another one of Randy's crazy, devilish schemes to get what he wants: the World Heavyweight Championship.
Smackdown was on and it was time for the Divas' match between Rochelle and Melina. Nicole and Delancey were in the Women's Locker Room getting dressed for their plan with Rochelle tonight before the match. Nicole was wearing a red top with white sheer at the bottom, black shorts, black boots, and her hair was straight. Delancey was wearing a red corset top with black lace at the top and back ribbon that ties in the front and black pants with grommet accents, D-ring and O-ring accents, removable black straps, and red plaid ribbon accents.
"Okay, so I heard that Randy Orton is gonna set the record straight about what he said about Eddie Guerrero tonight," Rochelle said. "You think he's gonna apologize?"
"Hell no," Delancey said. "This is another one of his schemes. I know."
"If Randy goes too far, we, along with Rey, are gonna go out and kick his ass," Nicole said. "But Delancey, you're gonna make the first move. Got it?"
"Got it. I gotta tell you, I felt bad for Rey after what Randy said about Eddie. I would've kicked his ass myself."
"Me, too," Rochelle said. "I'm so glad Rey is going along with this plan."
"Hey, you think John is gonna be proud that I'm gonna kick Randy's ass with you girls?" Nicole said.
"Hey, if John can get even, so can you," Delancey said.
"Well, girls, I'm going out there for my match against Melina," Rochelle said. "Wish me luck."
"Go get her," Nicole said.
Then Rochelle left the locker room.
Then it was time for the Divas' match and MNM's entrance theme played first and Melina came out from the curtain.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Tony Chimmel announced. "Making her way down to the ring, Melina."
Melina walked down to the ring with photographers taking pictures of her. She walked down the aisle and did her infamous ring entrance. She then stood waiting for Rochelle to come out. Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent, Rochelle Kennedy," Tony announced.
Rochelle wore a blue midriff tank top with black suspenders, and black pants. Rochelle walked down the aisle and got into the ring. Rochelle then posed in the middle of the ring. The referee then called for the bell.
Melina shoved Rochelle and Rochelle shoved Melina back. The two locked up and Rochelle kicked Melina in the gut and threw Melina to the outside. Rochelle then stomped away at Melina before sending her back into the ring. Rochelle pulled at the hair of Melina and then chocked her on the bottom rope. Rochelle hit a clothesline out of the corner and then nailed a facebuster. Rochelle slapped Melina's butt repeatedly and then slammed her face first into the turnbuckle. Rochelle then landed the Rochelle-shock for the win.
"Here is your winner, Rochelle Kennedy," Tony announced.
The referee raises Rochelle's left arm in the air and the Rochelle looks down at the unconscious Melina and smiles at what she did. She then blew the kiss of death at Melina and then left the ring to walk to the back.
A little later, it was time for Randy Orton to "set the record straight" about what he said about Eddie Guerrero last week. Nicole, Delancey, Rochelle, and Rey Mysterio were walking to the entrance to the arena to watch what Randy was going to say and to make their move.
"Alright, guys, now remember," Nicole said, "if Randy even comes close to going too far, I'll give the word. Got it?"
Everyone shook their heads and Randy appeared on the TV screen. He looked like he was getting emotional, but he was being facetious.
"I just wanna comment on the things I said last week...on Smackdown...concerning the late Eddie Guerrero," Randy said. "It seemed to cause quite a stir to say the least and I wanna take some time to set the record straight. Last week on Smackdown...I said that...I said that...who am I kidding? Screw it. If everyone wants to know exactly what I said last week, roll the footage."
Then they showed the footage of last week's Smackdown and the camera turned back with Randy being gone.
"Okay, where is he?" Nicole said. "Where did he go?"
"Maybe he's gonna apologize," Rochelle said.
"I hate to say it but maybe," Delancey said.
"I don't know, ladies," Rey said. "This could be another one of his tricks."
Then Randy's entrance theme played in the arena and he came out in a lowrider.
"Oh, hell no," Delancey said. "I'm gonna..."
Delancey was about to leave but Nicole stopped her.
"Delancey, no," Nicole said. "Wait until I give the word. Just wait."
Back at the arena, Randy came out of the lowrider with a microphone and walked to the other side.
"The bottom line, people, is that did I mean it when I said that Eddie Guerrero was in hell? Not really. Maybe he's in hell, maybe he's not. I don't know and I don't care. I said what I said to Rey Mysterio to get what I want, plain and simple. I used Eddie Guerrero's name to get underneath Rey Mysterio's skin to make Rey so angry, so pissed off that he would put his Wrestlemania main event title shot on the line. And guess what? It worked perfectly. I have gotten what I deserved. I will go to No Way Out and I will beat Rey Mysterio and then I will go to Wrestlemania and it's destiny time. Because he don't really care if it was the Undertaker or Kurt Angle, I will leave Wrestlemania the World Champion. Now, I know you must be wondering, 'Why the lowrider, Randy?' Why come out here on a lowrider, right? Well, I got a point to make. For the last week, I got to hear how horrible and nasty of a person I am because of the things I said about Eddie Guerrero. Guess what, people? Eddie Guerrero was no saint. I have the proof right here from Mr. Lie-Cheat-Steal himself." Randy picked up Eddie Guerrero's book "Cheating Death, Stealing Life" from the top of the lowrider and held it in his hand. "As a matter of fact, let me read a few words out of Eddie Guerrero's own book and I quote..."
"That's it, that's it," Nicole said. "Delancey, do it. Do it now."
Delancey ran out to the entrance to the arena with Nicole, Rochelle, and Rey following her and when Randy was going read one of the darker chapters of Eddie's autobiography, Delancey clubbed Randy in the back with a nightstick and Rey got on top of Randy beating the hell out of him with Nicole, Delancey, and Rochelle stomping away on Randy. Randy got off the ground and tried to run off but Rey caught him and he along with the Divas continue to beat on Randy. Randy ran off again only to beaten on again by Nicole, Delancey, and Rochelle using nightsticks while the referee got ahold of Rey but Rey tossed him out of his way and he continued to beat on Randy. Nicole, Delancey, and Rochelle were taunting Randy and then the assault finally ended with a nice touch as Rey dropkicked Randy's head into the ring post. The girls laughed and clapped for Rey as Rey was being pulled away by the referees. Delancey and Rochelle got into the ring as Nicole asked for a microphone and got inside the ring joining the other two Divas.
"Now, everyone, you must be wondering why Delancey Scott and I are here," Nicole said. "Well, we had to help Rey Mysterio and Rochelle Kennedy beat the living hell out of that piece of garbage, Randy Orton."
Nicole gave the microphone to Delancey and she said,
"Since he wants to use Eddie Guerrero's name to piss off Rey Mysterio, I would say something about his old, no-good, washed up, has-been daddy, but I won't."
Delancey gave the microphone to Rochelle and she said,
"Everyone, feast your eyes on myself, Rochelle Kennedy, the WWE Women's Champion Nicole Mitchell, and Delancey Scott, we are Eddie's Angels."
Rochelle gave to the microphone to Nicole and she said,
"We kick ass like the real Charlie's Angels and if there's anybody in the back who's got a problem with that..."
Nicole gave the microphone back to Delancey and she said,
"Then you're just gonna end up on our list next to Randy Orton."
Delancey dropped the microphone and the girls raised each other's arms in the air. Then they left the ring joining Rey and the girls raised each other's arms in the air again with Rey. The four then walked to the back.
A little later, Nicole, Delancey, and Rochelle was going to be an interview with Kristal Marshall.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with Smackdown Diva Rochelle Kennedy and RAW Divas Delancey Scott and the WWE Women's Champion Nicole Mitchell," Kristal said as the girls came forward. "Ladies, earlier tonight, you along with the 2006 Royal Rumble winner Rey Mysterio attacked Randy Orton and everybody knows of your reasons. But whose idea was this create Eddie's Angels?"
"Kristal," Nicole said, "it was my idea because one, if everybody remembers back in November, Randy Orton abducted me because he was so jealous of me being totally satisfied by none other than my hot, sexy, WWE Champion boyfriend John Cena. And two, I am fed up with his bullcrap, so that's when I decided that myself, Delancey Scott, and Rochelle Kennedy team up and unite as Eddie's Angels to screw Randy Orton out of his chance to main event at Wrestlemania for the World Heavyweight Championship."
"And everyone out there that's watching including Randy Orton, I have a big announcement to make," Delancey said. "This coming Monday on RAW, Nicole Mitchell will world premiere her first music video, 'All I've Been Through,' and make sure to get her album, 'The Beauty of St. Louis,' coming out in music stores everywhere February 21st."
"You know what?" Melina said coming forward with Sharmell. "Nobody is going to watch Nicole's stupid music video or buy her album."
"Exactly," Sharmell said, "and you know what? Nicole and Delancey, you two got some nerve showing up here and beating on Randy Orton and because of that, we're challenging you two to a Divas' tag team match at No Way Out."
"Hold on. Back up a second," Rochelle said walking up to Melina and Sharmell. "Are you defending Randy Orton for what he said about Eddie Guerrero? Because that's exactly what you're doing right now."
"No, we're not," Melina said.
"Yes, you are," Delancey said. "Sharmell just said that we got nerve beating up on Randy Orton and you bitches are defending him."
"Look, Randy was wrong for what he said about Eddie Guerrero and everything, but that doesn't give you the right to beat him up," Sharmell said.
"Oh, please," Nicole said. "If Randy said the same thing about your husband, Booker T, you would kick his ass as well."
"Face it," Rochelle said. "You are defending Randy Orton and you two sure as hell didn't say anything about Rey Mysterio kicking his ass, did you?" Melina and Sharmell didn't say anything. "Exactly. You two bitches are even dumber than I thought."
"And as far as your match goes at No Way Out," Delancey said. "We accept."
"You just remember that you're gonna end up on our list right next to Randy Orton," Nicole said.
Then Melina and Sharmell walked away.
This was indeed a very good night for Nicole and the rest of Eddie's Angels. From beating the hell out of Randy Orton to Melina and Sharmell challenging Nicole and Delancey to a Divas' tag team match at No Way Out, the Smackdown pay-per-view was bound to be exciting.