Tapan: Ugh! I'm sorry about the lack of updates the past few months! I was at war with them goblins on horse back...we lost a lot of good men...

Torna: Or you could say she was just being extemely lazy.

Jhkitty: Yup! That sounds more like the truth.

Tapan: ...

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim. However, I did create Jay and this plot, so please don't steal...

Warning: Slash, ZADR (I get a little more into it this chapter). Flame if you wish

Thanks: Zimgirl14 on DA! It took me a while, but I finally got a bit of your idea into play with more ZADR to come n.n

The two teenagers walked down the street, an awkward silence hung in the air as they looked around.

Finally, Kayla broke the silence and smiled at Jay. "So, um, your parents seem nice."

The hybrid shrugged. "Eh, they have their moments. Most of the time they're biting each other's head off."

"That's okay. Your mother seems to be in control of your father." she let out a small, shy laugh.

"She's not my mother." Jay kept his eyes forward as he spoke, not really wanting to make eye contact.

The girl blushed a little. "Oh. So, you don't have a mother?"

He let out a sigh and looked over at the girl, slightly amused. "You know that black haired guy with the glasses? Technically he's my mother."

She thought about this for a moment. "Oh." her face then turned red with realization. "Oh! So they're..."

The hybrid nodded and continued to walk on.

"Oh.."

"Yeah, a little fucked up, eh?" Jay glanced back at Kayla with a soft smile.

"No! Not at all."

The hybrid snorted and continued one, allowing the two to fall into a somewhat awkward silence.

Before long, the two reached Kayla's home. The house was a decent size, nothing really out of the ordinary. She seemed to be just your average girl.

The girl turned to Jay and smiled. "Thank you for saving me, I don't know what I'd do without your help."

Jay smiled and waved a hand dismissively. "It was nothing."

Kayla shook her head slightly. "No, it was great." She then leaned in and gave the hybrid a quick peck on the cheek before running in the house, face bright red.

Jay's antennea perked at the kiss as he watched the human run into the house. His hand drifted to his cheek as he turned to leave.

Only to here a familiar voice.

"D'aaaw! Bluejay's gotta girlfriend!" He turned to see GIR sticking his head out of a large red car, Gaz in the driver's seat.

Jay trotted up to the car and cocked an eye at his 'aunt'. "what're you doing here?"

An eye opened slightly as Gaz stared at the hybrid. "I followed you. And it was either me or Zim so be greatful you've avoided his high pitch screams for the moment." She unlocked the doors to her car. "Get in."

Being fully aware of his aunt's rage, Jay didn't hesitate to jump in the car, pulling the door shut as Gaz sped off in the direction of Membrane's.

A few hours later, everyone left the professor's home. The car ride back to the base was in complete silence. Zim had stayed uncharacteristically quiet throughout the whole night, only taking the time to glare at Dib and Jay through the entire dinner. He mate ignored him and his glares; it was obvious Dib and Zim had gotten into an argument, and the human won.

Dib drove the care casually, keeping his eyes on the road the entire time. Jay sat in the back seat, holding a deactivated GIR, who was turned off once Gaz got sick of listening to him.

After a few minutes, the dark car stopped in front of the glowing green house. As soon as it stopped, Zim jumped out and stormed to the door. Dib stepped out a bit calmer and walked around to the trunk in order to pull out a couple of papers.

Jay followed the human, still holding GIR tightly. "I'm in trouble, aren't I?"

Dib glanced over at the hybrid before continuing to sort through his files. "Not with me." He grabbed the folders he needed and shut his trunk. "Zim might be a different story though."

Jay swallowed a little and watched Dib walk up the walkway and step into the house, just nodding as the irken pureblood seemed to rant at him. The boy let out a sigh and walked into the house.

Zim turned his attention to Jay as soon as the door was closed. "You.."

Jay blinked and tossed the robot onto the couch. "What?"

The former invader wandered closer, grabbing a hold of his wig and tossing it to the floor. "You...brought humans...into my base."

The hybrid glared at his father. "She was in trouble! She needed my help."

"What kind of excuse is that!" He crossed his arms and snorted. "You're just as dumb as your mother."

Dib's head shot up at that, glaring at Zim. "Hey!"

"But it doesn't matter!" Zim ignored his mate in favor of scolding his son. "I don't care if they were trying to make her into a coat. You brought a human in this base! Do you know how much trouble that could've caused?"

"It doesn't matter, you're not an invader anymore."

"Irrelevant! This base is still loaded with technology that could destroy the entire planet! Imagine what could happen if it fell into the hands of the American Government!" Zim shuddered at the thought.

Jay let out a growl and opened his mouth to speak, then paused as a gloved claw pointed to the stairs. "Go to your room!"

The hybrid snorted and stuffed his hands in his pockets. "In another dimension and I still have to deal with a bitch laanun."

Zim growled and glared at the stairs. "I HEARD that!" He blinked and looked over as he heard Dib's snickers. "What?"

The human just smiled at Zim and sat down on the couch, still flipping through his folders. "I just never really saw you as the fatherly type, but I guess I was wrong. You'd make a pretty mediocre father."

Zim blinked a few times before remembering he was mad at Dib and turned away with a "hmph."

Dib rolled his eyes. "Yet you're still so feminine it's not even funny."

"Shut up!" He glared over his shoulder and crossed his arms. "I'm mad at you."

"You can't be too mad. You're still talking to me."

He looked away with a snort.

Dib sighed and put down his files before standing up a bit and grabbing a hold of Zim's arm, pulling him down onto his lap.

Zim let out a little squeak and blinked a bit before glaring at Dib once more and scratching his face, leaving crimson marks in the claw's wake.

Dib lost his smile and felt his face to find the marks bleeding a little. "I..don't know if I deserved that."

"Trust me, you did."

"So says the pissed off irken who inflicted the wounds."

Zim smirked and poked at the cut with a snicker. "Human blood's such a pretty color."

"Uh huh."

The irken gave his mate a toothy smile before wrapping his arms around Dib's head and pulling the human into a kiss.

Dib groaned a little around Zim's lips, cocking an eye as the alien broke the kiss. "I thought you said you were mad at me."

He repositioned himself so he was straddling his human. "I am, but that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun."

"You make it sound like I'm a toy."

"You are." His hand worked its way up Dib's shirt slowly, enjoying the little sounds his mate made as it happened. "But you're my favorite." He paused and leaned forward before adding with an after though. "Well, next to the Voot Cruiser."

The paranormalist sighed then let out a little chuckle and kissed Zim once more. "Thank you. It makes me feel real special that I'm just a step behind your ship."

The ex-invader purred and pushed Dib back against the couch harshly. "Yes, yes that's amazing. But enough talk, Dib-stink! Sex, now!" He then proceeded to rip Dib's clothes off his body with a little bit of protesting from the human himself. The protesting turned to small moans and soft mewling in a matter of minutes.

Later that night, Jay peaked his head out of his room and looked to the area he was use to seeing his parents in. The room was dark; Dib must've been asleep. He smiled to himself and walked out of the room as quietly as he could. He snuck down the stairs and headed for the door, sure that he'd get out scott-free.

"Where are you going?"

The hybrid jumped and turned to see Dib watching him from the threshold of the kitchen, his glasses glowing with what little light came in from the window. It almost gave Jay the impression of a guard dog with the way they shined.

He stepped away from the door and glared a little at the human. "Do you always wake up in the middle of the night to stand in the dark?"

"Do you always sneak out in the middle of the night?"His voice carried an almost mocking tone to it before he sighed. "Zim and I are working on something, I came up for a break." He crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at the teenager. "So, where do you think you're going?"

"Why does it matter to you? You're not my mother!"

Dib snorted. "Yeah, I am!"

Jay found he really couldn't argue with that. Instead, he simply snorted and turned away.

The human let out a sigh and moved closer. "It's weird how much you're actually like your father."

He growl and narrowed his eyes at Dib. " I am not! He's a cocky, selfish, arrogant cocksucker!"

"And you're a rebellious teen." His voice was a bit snappish, as if the words offended him as well as Zim. After a moment, he let out a sigh and shook his head. "You know what? Fine. Go out."

"What?"

"You heard me." He headed back into the kitchen and turned to look back at the boy. "Go before I change my mind and have the computer lock you in your room."

Jay was a little hesitant, but he then ran out the door, smiling at his new bit of freedom.

Dib stared for a second and then sighed before pulling out his phone and calling a number he really didn't need light to see. "Bill, it's Dib. Are you working? I have a favor to ask."

Tapan: Yay! I finished the chapter! Go me/dances/

Jhkitty/trips/