You Body Stealing Hussy!
By Fish Head The 3rd and Co.
-Chapter Three-
Rath had been having an interestingly horrific day, he had started the day with breakfast, bugged Alfeegi, talked to Rune- wait, that's where it all went wrong he recalled…
He shuddered as he remembered the high and low pitches his friend had somehow managed to come up with in one word alone.
But this topped everything…
Standing before him, looking at him with huge puppy eyes, holding mutated looking kitty Gil stuffed animal stood Cesia.
"Pwitty, pwitty, pwitty pwease Rathy-chan! With cherries and berries and pie on top?"
'Rathy-chan' stared.
"'Pwitty, pwitty, pwitty pwease' what?" He raised an eyebrow, making a very good impression of not being creeped out…
"Kiss me!"
He stared at what he thought was Cesia and let out a choked sound, "W-what!"
Cesia raised a plucked eyebrow, her now shoulder length hair in a high ponytail, her highly Kitchel like outfit(I.E. SKIMPY!) showing off her curves to almost(ALMOST YOU PERVERTS!) Hentai detail, her hands on her hips and the cutest little pout on her lips.
"I said kiss me you Neanderthal! Oh, forget you! Bierrez was better in bed anyway." She huffed.
"WHAT! THAT $$#$&(#!" Rath stormed, planning Bierrez's demise…
"Oh? Are you jealous? Ha ha! LOSER! PIE!" She cackled a bit before… "Fine! If you're too dense-!" She cut her self off by closing in on his lips and just as she brushed against his… "Ta ta Neanderthal!"
A scream could be heard as Teathous snickered to himself and skipped off to Kitchel's room to check out those scissors again… And maybe Kitchel's wardrobe too…
Nadil had thought it was as bad as it got when they had started calling him 'Dilly-willykins's…
But what he realized now was that the situation was far worse than he could have ever imagined…
"Wow! He actually fainted! That hasn't happened since Vegeta!"
"Who knew the 'demon lord' would be so insulted by realizing his currant gender?"
"Well, last she checked, she was male!"
Maniacal laughter filled the night.