A/N: Okay this fanfic will take some explaining to do. First this is my sister's idea and joke so there's that. Also when the comic Wonder Woman first came out she was a lesbian(not to be offensive, sorry if I've offended anyone. I have nothing againest homosexuals trust me). And I think Dante has this kinda aspect to her(especially since I think she touches Rose too much for comfort. I mean I know about the whole body switch thing but still>>). Well anyway here it is(please don't get angry about what I said'''''). Sorry this is sucky and all>>
Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist unfortunately...hmmmm evil grin
Edward pushes Rose away after her words of confession.
Ed:" Rose, I don't think you know what you've just said to me, we're just friends"
A cry of a baby interrupts them. They turn to look as Dante enters the auditorium like arena with the child.
Rose:" My baby"
Rose rushes over to her baby and grabs it, holding the little one up to her cheek cradling and calming it.
Ed gives a stern angry look over at Dante.
Dante:" Why Edward, she waited all this time for you and you can't even give her one little dance
you're despicable
I hate men
I'm Wonder Woman"
Ed:" Uh...--'''''' "
A/N: Did ya think it was funny? Well? Anyway flames used for chicken burgers if anyone wants some but I'd really prefer you not too>>