"Know your stars know your stars know your stars know your stars……."
Al: sits on stool Umm…hello?
Voice: Alphonse Elric………is really a girl!
Al: Say what!
Voice: Alphonse Elric……… is from a planet inhabited by tin cans!
Al: I'm NOT a tin can and I'm NOT from another planet! whimpers
Voice: Alphonse Elric………. is a softy!
Al: I'm not a softy…….depression vibes
Voice: Alphonse Elric……IS A CRYBABY!
Al: I'M NOT A CRYBABY! starts crying
Voice: OH NO DID I MAKE THE WIDDLE BABY CWY? (cry)
Al: flails
Voice: Alphonse Elric……loves Roy!
Al: No I don't!
Voice: Alphonse Elric…..loves nekos!
Al: YES, I DO! cuddles nekos
Voice: He wants to BE a neko so he can rape them without crushing them!
Al: WHAAAAAAAT!
Voice: Alphonse Elric……screws nekos!
Al: NO I DON'T!
Voice: Alphonse Elric……loves Heid! OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S SELFCEST!
Al: WHAT?
Voice: Now you know Alphonse Elric!
Al: WHAT HE SAID IS NOT TRUE! HE LIES EVEN MORE THAN MY BROTHER!
Ed: AL! throws shoe at Al's head
Al: NII-SAN! starts crying
Next up, Winry. mwahhaahahahaha I already have an evil plan for her………