"Know your stars know your stars know your stars..."

Winry: sit's down Um, hi?

Voice: Winry Rockbell...is a whore!

Winry: I AM NOT!

Voice: Suuuuuure...Winry Rockbell...carries around a condom at all times, seeing as she's a whore and such!

Winry: I DO NOT! AND I'M NOT A WHORE!

Voice: Sinly Crockbell...

Winry: IT'S WINRY ROCKBELL!

Voice: Oh right. Ahem, Dimly Dumbbell...

Winry: WINRY ROCK BELL, WIN-RY ROCK-BELL!

Voice: Liar. Dimly Dumbbell raped Riza!

Winry: WHAT!

Roy: $!$?# THAT'S -MY- JOB!

Winry: BUT I DIDN'T!

Voice: Sure you didn't. Dimly Dumbbell...molested Al!

Winry: I DID NOT!

Al: Yes you did, and it still hurts! begins to cry

Winry: flushes from embarrassment

Voice: Now you know Dimly Dumbbell, she's a women raping, child molesting whore!

Winry: NONE OF THAT WAS TRUE!

Al: You DID molest me, bitch!

Winry: ...

OMG I'm so evil 8D Next up is Roy ZOMG….. 8D